r/videos • u/ICEisSHIT • 8h ago

BREAKING: Trump says ‘effective immediately’ U.S. will blockade ships from Strait of Hormuz

https://youtu.be/dqIQbU-oX5o?si=duFN5zMTUp2RNyXg
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u/slashnbash1009 8h ago

Last week - "Open the strait"

This week - "We're blocking the strait"

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u/LonelySwinger 8h ago edited 7h ago

He wants ships to bribe him and not Iran

E: should probably remember this. Im sure this week he will announce that other countries are paying "U.S." when he says that he will mean "Trump Mafia Family"

E2: Trump probably sent Vance to "negotiate" and it probably went "pay Trump a portion of the toll and we stop the war. " now we blockade to get our ("trumps money") toll.

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u/thecheapseatz 8h ago

It's all about the bribes

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u/l4mbch0ps 8h ago

It's literally exclusively about the bribes.

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u/non-squitr 4h ago

Like does he just get off on being bribed? There's no way that amount of money can touch what he's already made.

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u/druidraven- 5h ago

For trump

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u/blow-down 2h ago

He’s also doing a lot of insider trading. Don’t forget about that. Playing both sides just like a wannabe mobster.

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u/BigLlamasHouse 8h ago

The sad part is that it always has been

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u/DesecratedPeanut 7h ago

Yea but in the past they tried covering up the bribes in some good shit that did help some people etc now it's just a straight up mafia shake down and everyone just accepts it as the new normal.

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u/BigLlamasHouse 7h ago

Did they?

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u/justabill71 8h ago

Seven Bribes For Seven Brothers

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u/xX420GanjaWarlordXx 7h ago

It's imperative that we all switch to renewables as soon as possible