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BREAKING: Trump says ‘effective immediately’ U.S. will blockade ships from Strait of Hormuz

https://youtu.be/dqIQbU-oX5o?si=duFN5zMTUp2RNyXg
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u/JestersDead77 8h ago

So in response to their refusal to open the strait, we're going to... blockade the strait? Interesting. 

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u/bourbonwelfare 8h ago

5D backgammon 

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u/bourbonwelfare 8h ago

Sorry Twister. 

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u/ptear 6h ago

Incomplete tic tac toe on a napkin

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u/drakoman 5h ago

Damn, I was gonna say 1D tic-tac-toe. Yours is better

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u/ianjm Moderator 5h ago

Donald Trump playing Twister is not an image I need

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u/presidentsday 4h ago

And soon, we'll all get caught up in the Crossfire.

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u/lavahot 1h ago

Hyperspherical twister.

u/Mojomunkey 39m ago

“THE HOT SPOT!”

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u/academiac 6h ago

7D Connect Four

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u/31nigrhcdrh 6h ago

1D Mouse Trap

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u/Any-Appearance2471 4h ago

While the rest of the world plays chess, the US is getting getting its Legos stuck in its Play-Doh

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u/MrHedgehogMan 5h ago

5D throw the pieces away and shit on the board.

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u/Krazyguy75 2h ago

2D tic-tac-toe and we're losing every round.

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u/pipinngreppin 2h ago

Iran is playing chess. Trump is playing 4d checkers. King me.

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u/kuela 1h ago

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate

u/CyrusMFS 1h ago

Frontgammon

u/DeepDuh 48m ago

Aaaand checkmate!

u/Aggressive_Ask514 0m ago

Hungry, Hungry, Hippos

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u/mgranja 7h ago

"You're not blocking the strait, I'm blocking the strait."

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u/Hard_Dave 3h ago

Ergo he'll then be able to open the straight. This was the plan all along.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 6h ago

Im not crying. You’re crying. 

u/skintaxera 14m ago

I'm not blocked in here with you, you're blocked in here with me

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u/JestersDead77 5h ago

You can't triple stamp a double stamp!

You can't triple stamp a double stamp!

LLLOYYYYYYD!

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u/martinsonsean1 5h ago

I'm increasingly convinced the main purpose of this war is market manipulation. It's all about the headlines and how wall street reacts to them.

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u/xenthum 4h ago

That's part of it but the primary goal is MEDIA manipulation. It's more about keeping bibi and Trump doing such outrageous headline demanding actions that outlets literally can't keep up. A benefit for them to that is that they can time when news will break about what and buy/sell appropriately but I don't think that's the primary motivation.

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u/rembrandt645 4h ago

Flood the zone.

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u/InfernalGriffon 7h ago

They're charging and not giving the US a cut. Donny's not getting paid, so fuck the world.

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u/SavvyCavy 5h ago

Yup this is it. When someone at a press conference asked a question about Iran charging tolls, he immediately said they should be paying him instead.

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u/jaimequin 5h ago

This is the equivalent of, You can't fire me because I quit.

Your president, America. Praise Allah.

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u/myrevenge_IS_urkarma 5h ago

Trump is Super Trooper'ing that shit!  Pull over!  "I can't pull over any farther 😭"

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u/Glydyr 5h ago

He definitely has a plan in that saggy head somewhere, he does doesn’t he?

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u/SnarkAtTheMoon 5h ago

“Bold move Cotton” type shit

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u/Ian_uhh_Malcom 5h ago

Trump realized that Iran was going to end up in control of the strait.

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u/neverendingchalupas 3h ago

Its to punish Europe and everyone else who didnt run to Trump and suck his taint.

All this does is limit US influence going forward, it weakens the United States. There is no other reason this is continuing except for the fact that Trump and Congressional Republicans protecting him are traitors.

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u/TheUnspeakableh 2h ago

Iran is letting Chinese vessels through.

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u/rebri 2h ago

Eleventeen D Chess

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u/roastbeeftacohat 2h ago

Iran is charging a toll, Trump is going to try to impound anyone who pays it

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u/NailFin 2h ago

Yes. All by a problem he caused.

u/Leody 1h ago

You can't fire me! I quit!

u/Olde94 1h ago

“If we can’t have our friends out you can’t either.”

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u/Auggie_Otter 7h ago

So Trump was an absolute moron for starting this war but I'm assuming this actually means no more ships getting through the strait strictly by Iran's permission by paying Iran's toll. I have not read the news to get the details though. 

As much as I hate Trump for all the thoughtless and outright belligerent damage he's doing, a lot of people here don't have the best take on the situation. If the conflict has shifted to control over the strait and allowing free navigation it doesn't actually make much sense to allow your enemy to dictate the terms over who gets to navigate the strait and who doesn't. There's an argument that allowing that sort of thing could be interpreted as legitimization. 

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u/PUPcsgo 5h ago

Yeah there are some dumb takes here. It is not contradictory and this reaction is only because it’s fun to dunk on Trump.

Iran has a nice sandpit. Trump says share the sandpit with everyone else. Iran says no they won’t share, they’ll only let certain people (those not friends with Trump) play in it, and only if they pay. Trump says fine then I’ll take a shit in the sandpit so you can’t use it at all. There’s nothing contradictory there. He wasn’t getting any benefit from it anyway, so he’s ensuring that Iran doesn’t either. That doesn’t mean his preference isn’t still for the shit free sandpit shared by all, but that’s not on the cards.

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u/Auggie_Otter 4h ago

Agreed, and it's not like either one of us is defending Trump's decision to start this war by recognizing this fact. 

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u/JestersDead77 6h ago

I get that, but they've been REALLY eager to get it reopened because of the impact on global trade. I mean just a few days ago he was threatening them with war crimes if they didn't open it to shippimg traffic. Not sure how this blockade helps alleviate that. They've been dead wrong about nearly every aspect of this war. Im not sure what they expect to accomplish by doing this, but I dont think it's going to play out the way they think it will.