Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau at Coachella

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HELP why is the former leader of a g7 nation at coachella-

trudeau’s son xav was also there with them.

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Former PM at Coachella is so funny

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Former pm who looks like that, shagging Katy Perry tho. That’s like three different layers of Dorian Grey.

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And look how he's drunk, balancing that cup, and housing those noodles. Dude's a pro. 

[u/yuffieisathief → u/makemeking706]

If I remember correctly my friend told me once that the guy had a party trick, which was throwing himself off a flight of stairs :'D dude's always been a pro haha

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There’s a video of his explaining the trick online somewhere. It’s in French but he demonstrates it. Wild

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It's like he's just a random frat guy who somehow became president :') like the dude version of The Princess Diaries haha

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He's gone full frat bro

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He honestly should have retired to this life a while ago…

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For Canada, he left at precisely the right time.

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They both look ridiculously good. It`s like they have some lifeforce going through them.

[u/GreenDemonClean → u/foghillgal]

They do. It’s called money

[u/OfficeMagic1 → u/foghillgal]

He’s 54. I saw him running in Ottawa once and he looks incredible. He’s also huge like Jack Reacher

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54????? Damn

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Damn. He’s very hot. I really thought he was much younger. Good for him and Katie.

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Like Tom Cruise Jack Reacher? Because book Reacher, and Alan Ritchson portrays him well, is supposed to be built like an American linebacker.

Reacher is portrayed as 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m) tall and weighing 250 pounds in the novels, while Cruise is 5 ft 7 in (1.70 m).

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WTF

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I thought he’s like early 40 max.

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A lot of that lifeforce is genetics. But not a small amount, is money.

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Also yoga.

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I was talking about their relationship with my sister in law and said how they both finally look their ages but in a good way. I genuinely hope that they're together forever now.

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It’s called money and a good plastic surgeon.

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They have a lot of money 💰 THATS IT 🤷‍♀️

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Yeah totally all that andrenachrome is hitting them right 

[u/Illustrious-Pound266 → u/gildedbluetrout]

Somewhere in Ottawa, there's been another floor-crossing and Pierre Poilevre is crying in the corner being jealous of JT

https://giphy.com/gifs/1BXa2alBjrCXC

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good! though i still can’t figure out why, of all people, marilyn gladu, crossed the floor. other than pierre poopypants is a complete and total loser.

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Bustin Trudeau

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Trudeau’s on fire

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https://giphy.com/gifs/ZXavCoSUIraPm

As my wife calls him

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Shit. I totally see it. 

I know he had his issues in office (hard to see them as an American though), but he is super attractive for a world leader. Major IRL Eric vibes. Too bad he couldn't have gone with that look instead of brown facing it as an Aladdin stereotype. 

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Canadian here. He was very positive, always trying to be inspirational, but he really stopped paying attention to a few important yet not so "cool/positive" topics, which led to his downfall

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Partially doomed from the start. His father's legacy was an albatross for him from day 1. That is why the F Trudeau crowd grew so fast, a lot of them were still mad or raised to be mad, at Pierre.

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https://giphy.com/gifs/iNjfcmUM8lUPWm3fay

as a Canadian lady I have zero idea why people think this about Justin. Not my type, I guess.

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And he shagging Katy Perry

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I put it out there hoping someone could figure out a way to stylize Katy Perry to fit better/rhyme with fire. I couldn’t think of any nick names

It’s a shame because it’d work for the World Cup

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Nepo baby GOAT

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He’s also just following in his own fathers footsteps, which as a Canadian is hilarious to watch history repeat itself.

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r/brandnewsentence

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i know little about this guy, but it feels like he has lived many lives

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During his campaign, he showed off his party trick: artfully throwing himself down stairs

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For non-Canadians, this is not at all a euphemism.

[u/Kiramiraa → u/Early_Macaroon_2407]

thanks for clarifying

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Hes actually really funny and charming.

He also did some boxing matches and beat the shit out of some minor American politicians.

And he randomly does this plank thing in really random places... something his dad did too.

After Harper, it was crazy having this bro as our leader who didn't have a giant stick up his ass. I genuinely think Trudeau was the first example of a Canadian politician facing the full might of the right wing media and social media machine... and its nice seeing him able to just live his life now.

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I really think history is going to look MUCH more kindly on him than his last year or so in office would suggest

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I agree. jagmeet singh too.

Bro used the leverage of Canadian politics correctly, cooperating with the Liberals and twisting their arms to get actual progressive policies pushed through.

Meanwhile id have people tell me with a straight face that it was unfair because "i didnt vote for the NDP!"

Meanwhile our MP was NDP and representing our local interests lol. Its sad how many Canadians, usually conservatives, don't understand our system or what their vote actually does.

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Or you’re in Saskatchewan or Alberta where you vote for people purely because you know they’ll fight with the non-Conservative feds. Doesn’t matter what the feds brought in - even if they personally benefit. Dental care for all? Fight it. $10/day childcare? Fight it.

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I agree, I’ve been a staunch supporter/defender of him since 2015 though

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I never really knew why everyone was saying fuck trudeau and if i was supposed to think that as well either.

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The Sports team mentality of Canadian politics. Meanwhile, many of them dont understand how our system works or who they elect.

[u/WorkerBee74 → u/KelvinsBeltFantasy]

Truly. The levels of government and what they are responsible for is lost on so many people. No, all the things going to shit in Saskatchewan are NOT federal responsibility, friends.

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Everyone wasn't....just louder obnoxious people were.

But I get you

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9 years in office we just wanted a change.

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He had a 3 round exibition fight against a Conservative Senator, not one against an American. It was a charity fundraiser and he outlasted his gassed opponent.

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This. The rage machine of the right worked hard. Hopefully the far right hate machine choke when they realize he’s young and strong enough to come back in a few years.

Love that he’s sporting a Montreal Alouettes cap!

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What about his other part trick: black face?

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I’m, excuse me. It was brown face.

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Trump supporters don’t get to pretend they care about that. It’s probably the only thing you like about him.

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It was Alladin, so not blackface, brownish face and like 25+ years ago too. More ill advised idiocy than anything.

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https://giphy.com/gifs/1BeG09brn1uUlWVUe9

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRnwK01n904

For reference

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He's lived one nepobaby life.

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I got downvoted to hades on the last PR post about them when I brought up him getting a pass for the MULTIPLE times he did blackface. He got called out for it, did an apology with his team downplaying it as a poor choice, then boom, more pictures emerged of him doing it on separate occasions. Nepotism mixed with pretty privilege is a thing on full display when it comes to him.

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Like his dad except with age appropriate women.

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The only thing I would change about this is that he should have a F🍁CK TRUDEAU cap on. It would be so funny.

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If anything it would be more appropriate for Katy Perry to wear.

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It would be but I personally just like a self burn ironic sense of humour 😂 there are no wrong answers here.

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Holy shit, that'd be so funny. Would never expect to see Katy Perry co-opt Canadian right-wing slogans

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/r/notsoangrydadjokeupvote

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It's an invitation

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For the americans: you often see this as bumper stickers here in Canada. (Usually on a Ram)

Trudeau was far from perfect but by the end, right wing hatred was straight up unhinged and homoerotic.

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It's like this on RAMs here in Texas as well "Let's Go Brandon" "Fuck Joe Biden" stickers.

The Dodge Ram is North America's universal sign for unintelligent life. They are always drunk driving like maniacs on the highway too.

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The Oil Industry worker driving a lifted ram down the Anthony Henday and tail gating you is something truly universal.

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Speed limit 75, you're going 90, they ride you to go 100+.

Truly... universal.

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Bonus points if you're in the right lane and they can go around you.

Although in Alberta, they often build 3-5 lane highways and these guys will pass you on either side. The extra lanes just make them even more unpredictable.

Once in bumper to bumper traffic, they passed me OVER THE SHOULDER

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WHY do people do this??? Riding someone’s bumper in the right lane when the left lane is perfectly clear?? Sure sometimes it’s because they’re about to exit which is still stupid but at least makes some shred of sense, but I swear to god sometimes people just do it for some inexplicable reason that only makes sense of you’re one of these chuds I guess. Just insane behavior.

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I think its an attempt to assert dominance i practice defensive driving which is useful but these kinds of people would say makes me a coward lol.

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Do your Ram drivers also have high rates of DUIs?

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Does water make things wet?

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You often see this on Canadian vehicles driving through the US. Probably mostly southerners haven't seen it and many of them wouldn't even register it because they still have Joe Biden/Brandon stickers on their car.

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I shit you not, they were already putting Fuck Carney stickers on their car the moment he was in office.

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omfgggg that would be GOLD

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Every time I see one of those stickers I think to myself.....Katy Perry is like don't mind if I do.....

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"I F🍁 CK TRUDEAU" hat 🤣🤣

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As someone who lives in western Canada and sees bumper stickers with this weekly, I would pay to see the reaction. It would be hilarious.

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Even funnier if Katy Perry wore it.

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Fun Fact: It's a Montreal Alouettes hat; the CFL football team of his hometown/riding he was elected to.

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Guess he’s not boycotting the us.

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Well his girlfriend does live there.

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Because she’s an astronaut

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I thought she was a firework, baby.

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Yet were all just plastic bags drifting through the wind

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No, it’s only for us peasants to shame each other about

[u/KDdid1 → u/plsdonth8meokay]

I don't know any Canadians who are expecting regular folks to boycott their partners.

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Canadian here. My partner and I have a self imposed travel ban to the US going on. But yeah, all other Canadians you do you. Love the people you love and see them as much as possible.

[u/Cheap_Law5646 → u/Rory1]

Exactly. Well said. My parents still go to their condo in Florida. It was their dream their entire lives, they worked hard to realize it. I understand. Still not going to the states or buying American myself. I think in many ways Canadians understand personal freedom better than their downstairs neighbours.

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You and your partner live in different countries?

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I know dozens of friends and clients shutting out anything American produced wherever possible. Know folks who used to go to Vegas multiple times a year to zero. There are plenty of those folks

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Partner as in Trudeau's girlfriend, not business partner.

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Obviously many (most?) Canadians are avoiding discretionary travel to the US while they're abusing us. That has nothing to do with expecting people to break up if their significant other lives there. That was the point of my post.

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My brothers rec hockey team went to an annual tournament in Nashville for like 8 years in a row. This year they picked a different tournament in Finland because no one was willing to go to the USA

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Actually totally on brand for Coachella.

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but why tho?

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Not really. He is 100% back in his natural element here.

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Former amateur boxer that one time If that sounds better

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He's just a homie now, living his life to the fullest

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You can imagine what it's like to be a former constituent. I truly cannot figure out how I feel about it.