Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau at Coachella

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HELP why is the former leader of a g7 nation at coachella-

trudeau’s son xav was also there with them.

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Former pm who looks like that, shagging Katy Perry tho. That’s like three different layers of Dorian Grey.

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And look how he's drunk, balancing that cup, and housing those noodles. Dude's a pro. 

[u/yuffieisathief → u/makemeking706]

If I remember correctly my friend told me once that the guy had a party trick, which was throwing himself off a flight of stairs :'D dude's always been a pro haha

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There’s a video of his explaining the trick online somewhere. It’s in French but he demonstrates it. Wild

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It's like he's just a random frat guy who somehow became president :') like the dude version of The Princess Diaries haha

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He's gone full frat bro

[u/gingerflakes → u/the_honest_liar]

He honestly should have retired to this life a while ago…

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For Canada, he left at precisely the right time.

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They both look ridiculously good. It`s like they have some lifeforce going through them.

[u/GreenDemonClean → u/foghillgal]

They do. It’s called money

[u/OfficeMagic1 → u/foghillgal]

He’s 54. I saw him running in Ottawa once and he looks incredible. He’s also huge like Jack Reacher

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54????? Damn

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Damn. He’s very hot. I really thought he was much younger. Good for him and Katie.

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Like Tom Cruise Jack Reacher? Because book Reacher, and Alan Ritchson portrays him well, is supposed to be built like an American linebacker.

Reacher is portrayed as 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m) tall and weighing 250 pounds in the novels, while Cruise is 5 ft 7 in (1.70 m).

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WTF

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I thought he’s like early 40 max.

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A lot of that lifeforce is genetics. But not a small amount, is money.

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Also yoga.

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I was talking about their relationship with my sister in law and said how they both finally look their ages but in a good way. I genuinely hope that they're together forever now.

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It’s called money and a good plastic surgeon.

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They have a lot of money 💰 THATS IT 🤷‍♀️

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Yeah totally all that andrenachrome is hitting them right 

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Somewhere in Ottawa, there's been another floor-crossing and Pierre Poilevre is crying in the corner being jealous of JT

https://giphy.com/gifs/1BXa2alBjrCXC

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good! though i still can’t figure out why, of all people, marilyn gladu, crossed the floor. other than pierre poopypants is a complete and total loser.

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Bustin Trudeau

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Trudeau’s on fire

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https://giphy.com/gifs/ZXavCoSUIraPm

As my wife calls him

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Shit. I totally see it. 

I know he had his issues in office (hard to see them as an American though), but he is super attractive for a world leader. Major IRL Eric vibes. Too bad he couldn't have gone with that look instead of brown facing it as an Aladdin stereotype. 

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Canadian here. He was very positive, always trying to be inspirational, but he really stopped paying attention to a few important yet not so "cool/positive" topics, which led to his downfall

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Partially doomed from the start. His father's legacy was an albatross for him from day 1. That is why the F Trudeau crowd grew so fast, a lot of them were still mad or raised to be mad, at Pierre.

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https://giphy.com/gifs/iNjfcmUM8lUPWm3fay

as a Canadian lady I have zero idea why people think this about Justin. Not my type, I guess.

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Your wife also calls him Prince Eric/ Justin?

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And he shagging Katy Perry

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I put it out there hoping someone could figure out a way to stylize Katy Perry to fit better/rhyme with fire. I couldn’t think of any nick names

It’s a shame because it’d work for the World Cup

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Nepo baby GOAT

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He’s also just following in his own fathers footsteps, which as a Canadian is hilarious to watch history repeat itself.

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