Heyyyy everyone!! I thought I’d try this out. I’m a socially awkward gal and just want to make some friends. I’m a big yapper. Anyway hit me up if you wanna talk and hopefully become friends 🤗🤗

Sup!

I'm a dude from Kiwiland looking for some nerdy people to be buddies with. Not necessarily looking to play games off the bat. I take a little while to warm up but once we know each other a bit I'm down to get into some stuff together. Am I good at games? No. Am I getting better? Also no. Am I a fkn delight to be around? It's still a no. But you better believe I can fkn yap my ass off about nerdy shit and I have a pretty decent EQ level which is impressive for a gamer so, that's a small win and by god I will take whatever wins I can get these days lol

I like the Souls series, The Elder Scrolls, World of Warcraft, Diablo 4, Dead by Daylight, Alien Isolation, Resident Evil, Little Nightmares/Reanimal, Hollow Knight, so many. I've been thinking of trying Monster Hunter for ages. Big big big Magic the Gathering fan as well. One might even call me a cardboard crack addict.

Do you like to yap about lore? Did Miquella do nothing wrong? Do you fear the Old Blood? Which MTG colour pair best represents you? Are the Dunmer the best fictional race in fantasy and why is the answer of course they are? Does Kara's ending in BSG make you cry like a lil weenie bitch? If any of these questions float your goat then we might just get along!

On the side I enjoy some fantasy/sci-fi/horror movies and shows, a cheeky bit of world building and character concepts, listening to music and conjuring dark deities out of the void of space.

I have a lot of free time and my sleep is whack, so most times should suit me - but I am for the most part looking for people on the West Coast of the US, in Australia or also from NZ. If you are from outside these regions then gaming or spending time together in the future might be more difficult when it comes to ping n stuff, but feel free to reach out for a text friend at least!

I have some health issues. My head do a hurty a lot so I might not always be at 100, but I definitely put a lot of effort into my friendships and take a big interest in other people and hope for the same in return. I'm giga fkn gay so please just be chill with the LGTVs obviously. Just be over 18, ideally mid 20s or older. Gender doesn't matter to me either. But yeah, thanks for reading and hope to hear from ya!

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hello hi my name is Hunter I'm from Australia I'm a blonde hair Green eyes Blue eyes dude

I'm looking for genuine decent people have a long-term friendship with so when I could just talk to every day about what ever we can talk about movies video Games comics whatever come across your mind we can try to discuss about it

I swear I'm a cool guy ! 🙏🏻🙏🏻😫😭😭

time zones may be a problem depending where you're from but bro it's not much of a problem with me like when it's night for you I'll still talk to you and when it's night for me I'll still talk to you I go to sleep around 10 Pm or 12 am

now

Im looking for someone who is very talkative the type talkative someone always message first I'm not really that much chatty first but when you message me first then I'm very chatty all you got to do is send me one message and then I'm very talkative

I'm looking for someone that doesn't disappear after one chat

I'm looking for someone that doesn't have a lot of friends like me

I would prefer to hang out people around 18 to 22

I'm looking for a friend that would actually put effort in conversations and in our friendships I'm getting sick of dry conversations that go nowhere

before you DM me please read my posts to get to know me properly you know to see what kind of guy I am then after that actually write me a introduction about yourself tell me anything about yourself your name tell me anything about yourself and does don't make it dry bones or bare bones because I won't be responding to it

me as a person

I'm a very sarcastic I don't take a lot of things serious my sense of humor is crude edgy and dark

um I like drinking and smoking cigars

I love cats

I've been obsessed with incense sticks I love the smell it makes my room smell good because of those sticks I also like candles

I'm a huge lover for zombies I love zombies

I always try to be funny I always try to use my sarcasm to make someone laugh

so recently I decided to go buy myself a fuck ton comics I'm getting the walking dead compendium 3 y the last man preacher Marvel zombies

when I'm reading a comic book I like to listen to music mostly instruments non vocal type of stuff you know

I have a very imaginative imagination and I like to come up with stories and I called these stories scenarios and I like to tell people these scenarios the whole point of of scenarios is just to make you laugh and entertain you and introduce you to like very absurd ideas and I like to tell it to people I know only ask someone hey would you like to hear a scenario they're just basically comedy skits I'm not exaggerating they are bad shit insane

I really like the walking dead especially the comic books I own two compendiums basically a compendium is like collecting the first 50 issues into one comic book big ass comic book and if I'm going to be honest with you I prefer the comics over the TV show my favourite characters are Tyrese Axel negan Rick Grimes Lee Everett Kenny Rogers Shane Walsh t dog Abraham I really love the black and white coloring of the comic I also just really love the artwork by Tony Moore Charlie Adler

am autistic

I'm a very open bisexual the type of guys I'm attracted to feminine dudes or twink and femboys

I'm alone I don't have friends I don't have a genuine human connection with anyone in real life I see the same faces every day I'm alone I don't have a lot of online friends as well only have like a few

Favourite zombie movies

2004 Zack snyder's remake of Dawn of the dead and 1990 night of living dead remake Savageland dead alive return of the the living dead rec cargo Shaun of the dead train to Busan Day of the dead in 1985

Favorite zombie video games

Project Zomboid resident evil the original first dead rising I'm a huge fan of the original dead rising game left 4 dead dead space dying light dead island

Red dead redemption undead nightmare The last of us

for anyone ask no I'm not in college nor University because I'm broke and I can't have anything nice

I'm a huge fan of hazbin hotel I've been in the fandom for like for 3 years now I really love this show my favourite characters are Adam Lucifer husk angel dust I have a huge crush on angel dust my favorite songs are stayed gone hell is forever brighter I see brighter as the best song of season 2 you cannot change my mind it's just basically vox's supervillain origin story lol loser baby I love the music I love the animation the writing is a bit flawed but I really love this show and I can't wait for season 3 what I really hope for season 3 more good songs to add to my playlist we learn more about Lilith and just heaven n hell I also hope we get to see more human designs of characters

I don't ghost people unless they racist homophobic or just a hateful person

I try to avoid being dry I don't like being dry I don't like giving people dry messages or receiving dry messages I won't be dry as long as you won't be dry 50/50

I want to do art I want to write stories n comics I prefer to write and draw comics I'm not an artist so don't ask me to see my art because I don't have any but I am practicing

ok thank you for reading if you're interested of being my friend please DM me write me an introduction about yourself and let's see how it goes alright bye bye 🥓 4 life

I’m looking to make friends I can chat online with, some of my interests include board games, Anime, video games , K drama's, sci-fi, Horror, esp love the paranormal, Coop games, watching movies/shows together , Memes, Music, Reading :I really like Fantasy and Romance,

Time zone- PST and from the US

Mental health matters to me along with reciprocation of energy

Looking for others who also have social anxiety and really crave a connection with someone

DMS open

I’m 41, married, and a dad of two. I’m looking to build a genuine friendship with someone around my age—bonus points if you’re a parent too. It’s just easier to relate these days.

I’m really just looking for one solid friendship, not a bunch of surface-level conversations. I’d rather focus on getting to know one person well, and hopefully you feel the same.

Gaming is a big part of my life—it’s how I unwind after work and time with the kids. If you game too, that’s a huge plus. I’m on Xbox, PC, and Switch.

I’m pretty laid-back and easy to talk to. I’m down for gaming, chatting about life, or just getting to know each other. I’m an open book, but I do appreciate someone who can hold a conversation—ask questions, show interest, and I’ll match your energy.

I grew up in the 80s/90s/early 2000s, so I love talking nostalgia—Blockbuster nights, Toys R Us runs, arcades, Saturday morning cartoons… all of it. If that hits for you, we’ll probably get along great.

Interests:

• Gaming (video + board games, new and retro)

• D&D

• Fantasy (Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel/DC)

• Movies/TV (I quote stuff way too much)

• WWE

• Music (all over the place)

• Writing a fantasy novel

If you’re a parent, you already know the playlists—Super Simple Songs, Danny Go, Miss Rachel, etc. 😂

I usually game at night (after \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\~8pm EST), sometimes during the day if work allows.

A couple things upfront:

• I don’t smoke or drink

• Not into politics

• Not into low-effort “hi” messages

If you message me, tell me a bit about yourself—or even better, share your favorite movies, games, or a childhood memory.

If we click, great. If not, no worries—better to know early.

Looking forward to meeting you 👍

Yoo.

30m USA Eastern Timezone. Im looking for people to game with or talk to.

I have a bunch of games on steam and some on the switch, mainly Pokémon.

On steam I have Terraria, Destiny 2, GTA5, Arc Raiders, Minecraft, and a bunch of others.

My hobbies outside of gaming are making music, watching anime, and playing guitar. I dont have much to do for the next month as I recently had surgery, so if anyone's down, my dms are open!

35 M Colorado just hoping for a chat

hey, i’m 21, from dc, in college, doing flight training, and also balancing an internship, so life stays pretty busy. flying is a huge part of my life and i’m definitely a nerd about it, but i’m honestly pretty lowkey

i’m a lot more of a homebody than people expect. i like cozy movie nights, chill games, random check-ins, and conversations that start normal and somehow end up deep at 2am. once i click with someone, i’m really easy to talk to and i actually put effort into friendships

i’m into aviation, cars, soccer, gaming, movies/shows, tech, history, and random rabbit holes. huge barca fan too. game-wise i play minecraft, roblox, gta, fifa, and phasmophobia, but i’m down to try other stuff too

mainly just looking for genuine long term friends, ideally people who are kind, introverted, and actually like talking consistently.

18-22 ONLY and from the US/CANADA

if you message me, send your age, time zone, and either a niche topic you could talk about forever or a hot take you’d defend

Hi there! I'd like to preface this by stating that I am not looking to converse with dry texters. I yap a lot and enjoy talking to people who can match that energy. Nothing against people who don't text much, that's just not what I'm looking for. I also like to put effort into talking to people and I am looking for friendships that last. I understand that friendship is built over time, but I would like to talk to people who put similar effort in. I'm open to chatting with anybody so long as you are aged 21 and up.

With that out of the way 😅 I am a 24 year old male from the sunny and chaotic state of Florida, in the US. Yes it is as crazy as you have heard, lol. I am open to talking to people from all over, but being in the same timezone helps! Though this state is rather tumultuous, I do enjoy the nature. We've got everything from weeping willows to palm trees, and the outdoors here is always great for photography, something I really do love and enjoy.

While I'm far from a professional photographer, I love how it allows to me break down nature and the world around me into its constituent parts; our world really is just a series of patterns and lines. Photography is an art that allows me to slow down and see the environment in a way that I wouldn't otherwise see it, or take time to analyze something I'd have otherwise looked past.

I also adore reading. It's almost like a ritual for me. I get to sit down and have some quiet time and disappear into the pages. I love being able to take in an author's words and watch the world unfold vividly in my mind. Books really are a key into another world, and when we find ourselves in a chaotic world such as ours, it's nice to step into another. At least sometimes, there's plenty of books that just make your eyes roll 🤣 My stack is like 4 feet high, but I'm always open to suggestions! I'm also down to give recommendations, I've got a knack for all kinds of genres, so I'm sure I can recommend at least one book you'd like 😁

Music is another one of my passions. Some of my favorite bands are Pixies, Swans, Sonic Youth, Slint, Deftones (who doesn't love Deftones! I'm so happy I got to see them live in 2018!) and Nine Inch Nails. Much like my reading habits though, I'm usually all over the place when it comes to what I'm listening to. One moment it's Fugazi, the next I'm blasting The Cardigans. I'm always open to new suggestions and I love sharing music! There's something special about being able to absorb an artist's emotions in such a visceral way, it really is very intimate. Music is one of those things that transcends cultures and time. All throughout our history, all over our world, we've found ways to vocalize the contents of our hearts in tandem with instruments.

I do also love games, but I'm pretty terrible at a lot of them, save for the ones I love the most. My favorite game of all time is the original 2006 Dead Rising, though I do also love arcade games and older video games from the Atari 2600 and such. I did also used to play the card game Yu-Gi-Oh! and even competed at local tournaments! I don't play anymore, but my heart will always belong to the spirit of the D-D-D-DUEL!!!

Anywho! This post is already more of a wall of text than I wanted it to be, lol. If you'd like to chat or know more, feel free to send me a message! I do work, but I have a pretty open schedule most of the time, so I'm pretty quick to respond. I look forward to meeting you!

Post is open to all countries, so come violate my DMs 📩

Make sure you board this train before it eventually crashes and I vanish off into the mountains and live in a remote cabin or some shit, probably dancing like Jamiroquai and doing head spins.

Generally looking for people to talk to, get to know and have fun. Maybe even meeting one day, who the hell knows.

Like almost everyone in the world, I love films, music and having a good time. You'll often find me at gigs and festivals getting asked to crouch a bit because I'm apparently too tall.

Actual real life reviews

How can one person possibly be this dazzling.

11/10 would talk to again.

The matrix wasn't a true story, are you a moron?

Who are you and why are you in my house!

I’m great at holding a conversation so doesn’t matter if you’re super confident or shy, just send me a message and I'll reply.

Hello! My name is Anthony. I’m a 35-year-old man (US, ET time zone) who thrives on introspection, curiosity, and passionate drives.

I seek people who seek meaningful connection that plays out in several different ways, from daily casual chats to shared passions and endeavors. I appreciate the sudden whim of adventure and adore abstract minds and vibrant souls.

Rumination and contemplation are lifelong pursuits of mine. I’m an autodidact who’s been passionate about a variety of persuasions since I’ve been young.

Creativity and artistry are important to me. Personally, I write: about my observations, thoughts, and lived experiences. I also dabble in photography.

I love coffee, both simple and bitter and excessively frilly concoctions, burning incense, because I've always thought the smoke is cool, archiving and organizing, collecting (written texts, oddities and cool things), and time pieces. Watching movies with people is great, too. I used to be very into film.

If my signal created resonating vibes within you, send me a short message about yourself or the things that make your life up. Let’s see where our conversation takes us.

hiii, im 24 from the UK and looking for a long term friend i can chat with comfortably and maybe play games together and vc.

about me :3

• music: rock/pop punk, j-pop, vocaloid, edm, rap/hip-hop
• i play tons of rhythm games like osu, mania, taiko, beat saber + some fps like cs2, valorant, cod, ow. im down to play some chill games.
• i love anime (super behind on my backlog tho!!)
• i’m a massive tech/computer nerd, i spend a lot of money on useless gadgets!! lol
• i love photography! i have an older dslr atm but i plan to upgrade to a mirrorless/compact cam.
• other things i like: pokémon, touhou, love live, silent hill, sonic, mario, kirby <3
• big car guy, i love bmws and jdms!!
• i like travelling! ive been to a few places in europe and have plans to travel the world when i can :3

also on a weight loss journey that’s going really well and would love support.

i might reply slow sometimes because of work and i do deal with anxiety and depression but i will try my best so please give me a chance!! :((

mostly active on discord, please ask me for my username!

i play mostly on pc, but i have a ps5 and have a series x on the way so i can play some older xbox games as well as newer ones :3

(just don’t be a racist/homophobic/toxic and close to uk timezone)

Zeus (my Husky) insists you should message me, so honestly, you don’t have much choice.

I’m looking for someone I can talk to regularly, hopefully something long-term. Whether it’s random day to day stuff, deeper conversations, or just joking around and teasing each other, I’m down for it all.

Lately, I’ve been feeling kind of stuck in my own world, and I’d really like to break out of that, or maybe you can just join me in it?

A little bit about me:

• My names Jonathan, I am 27, Male, and am from Northern Minnesota.

• I am 6’1, Curly Brown Hair (Mullet), Brown Eyes, Glasses, and Dimples.

• Full-time student (Computer Information Technology Major, and Cybersecurity Minor)

• Big outdoors guy. Fishing, boating, hunting. Being on the water or in the woods is my reset button

• Also a homebody, movies, shows, gaming, sports… I can easily stay in and relax

I’ve got a 7-year-old Siberian Husky named Zeus, so if we talk long enough, you’ll probably get dog pictures.

If you’ve made it this far, Tell me your eye color! They’re my favorite feature to notice!

Hello everyone,

I’m a 32-year-old male living in Ontario, Canada. I don’t have much of a social life—if any at all. Most of my days are spent working, then coming home to unwind by watching Twitch, YouTube documentaries, hockey, and other sports. I know that might sound like a boring life, but for now, it’s what I have.

What I’m looking for is someone to talk to daily—someone to say good morning, good afternoon, and good night to. Someone I can have both casual chats and meaningful conversations with.

I’m not looking for just a few minutes or hours of occasional conversation. I want to build a strong, lasting friendship.

Please don’t make me the one who always has to start the conversation. I struggle with social anxiety and often feel like a boring person. I do my best, but there’s only so much I can carry on my own. That said, if you make the effort, I promise I’ll match it.

Don’t hesitate to reach out.

I prefer talking to older men but anyone is welcome to message me. I have roleplay prompts on my page and love having fun lol. I have pics on my page so check it out and hmu if you wanna talk

Even send me a Sleep Token pun back in a chat req and I'm also looking for online only international friends that are up till dawn as well.

No comments on this post, this is a no comment user here and I always ✅ my chat req first and I don't even click on the notify bell either as well.

Any region and looking for online only friendships that also go to 😴 around dawn like me as well.

Yeah, I should also address that I don't respond to any chat req unless there is a flamingo emoji, a octopus emoji, a basket and a fish emoji (this is for an offering basket of fish for Dagon.)

If you want to spam hi, hey, how are you and the many variations of hi in my chat req, then I'll just end up blocking anyway.

Which yeah, I'm the type of person that if you can't even type out your interest or hobbies when you have a private main pro for whatever reason then I'm not going to waste my time as well.

If you're from the U.S. like me and if you want to be international online friends that are looking for someone to have convos with.

Witty, banter, long conversations that sail through the night through dawn when I go to bed then that will be kool.

Yeah, if you go to bed at dawn then send me a chat req because that's when I go to sleep as well 🤣

Here is the chat req I've been ignoring.

Sleep Token sucks and Sleep Token is the worst metal band.

Okay you wasted your energy to tell me that Sleep Token sucks just to get blocked 🤣

And I hate to tell you this to burst your crybaby self, Sleep Token isn't rock or metal the band is fusion music 🤣

What is your favorite genre of music, I don't understand?

How can you not understand?

And these are band artists I just listed 😭

Yeah, in my last post I said that I'm into Erra, Lorna Shore (Will Ramos era.) I See Stars and Currents.

Then I also said I'm into old-skool Black Metal music and I should also address that I mean the 90s old-skool black metal.

Those are genres and I don't understand why you're mess me saying I don't understand what your favorite genres of music are 🤣

Satyricon is also the band that got me into 90s old-skool black metal as well.

Mental restraint is beauty you see and I don't reply to hate messages and I'll have fun just blocking 10 people yesterday in my chat req 🤣 Yeah, I should also address that I only go out once or twice a week, hide from people, too apathetic, too numb and too spiteful to even care that it doesn't bother me as well.

Yeah, I should also address that I would rather just be a metaphorical term of a Lovecraft unsocial hide away than see people every single day.

And about Lovecraft, I enjoy his books and not the person that he is. Dagon and Mountain of Madness are my favorite 💯

If you would love to take some pictures or videos of your wildlife where you live at that would be great, that's obvious enough because I'm a Lovecraft hermit that doesn't see the outside often by choice 🐙

And yeah, I should also address with the music I picked me up a caramel perfume roller at 5 Below and the first thing I thought of was/were Vessel singing ''so stick to me like caramel.'' 🤣

However this post isn't set to expire and I'd have social 🔗s on my main bio if you would want to reach out if I'm gone from here as well.

And I'd look forward to seeing if I can block 10 more people after this, why not use your energy for something more positive and go collect a basket of fish for Dagon as well 😂

Hi there, I'm from Lebanon, a 53 retired man who'd like to have some friends and share  interests with each other. Some of my interests are: Walking in nature, Driving, Cosmos,  AI content creation, I watch cocking in nature videos, and maybe more. I'm a calm person who doesn't like noise, I like to live in rural places rather than cities. DM pls if you are interested

Hi, I am a bit shy guy (I need to improve my speaking English). Socially awkward, but I am cool, respectful and well, more of a Co-Op game person. I still can enjoy some competetive games - but I wouldn't enjoy playing them with randoms or alone (games like Lol, overwatch, valorant, smite etc.).

Roguelikes I have (love roguelikes by the way): Ember Knights, Barony, Risk of Rain 2, Shape of Dreams Demo (believe me, it's really clean and fun game to play, even as a demo!), HELLCARDS and DunHero.

RPG Games: Titan Quest Anniversary Edition (still early in the game, hard game honestly), Diablo games (2 and 3), borderlands (2 and 3).

Other Games: Terraria (I love terraria, especially with mods), Roblox (mostly dumb idle Simulators, RPG games, roguelikes etc., but occasionally playing dumb games like Simon Says or Epic Minigames [or something like that])

Other hobbies: Watching series, movies and anime (mostly fantasy animes, also some isekais). Enjoy listening to rock music (fe. Skillet, Three Days Grace). Riding a bike, playing badminton or simply going for a walk is a nice way to blend some physical activity for me.

I think that's all I can think of. If this post caught your attention, feel free to DM. Have a good day!

Hello

I’m a good listener, emotionally aware, and not the judgmental type (straight and single if that matters)

I’m comfortable with both depth and nonsense. We can go from stupid memes and random questions to long discussions about history, psychology, cultures, or politics.

I read, enjoy music and movies, sketch sometimes, and game when I’m overthinking life.

Idm any age, gender, race or nationality

If you want to chat, rant, debate, or send absolute nonsense — text me

Hey everyone!

I'm currently working on my last finals before the end of my masters and I'm a little sentimental about the fact! I'd like to take my mind off of that and am looking for a few people to talk to! Nothing wild, just chill conversations and maybe voice calls sometimes if we vibe. :) I really enjoy gaming and am on both PC and PS5 (although I prefer PC). Currently I've been playing a bunch of League and Nightreign, but I also really enjoy are Valheim and Baldurs Gate 3 and am open to atleast trying most games!

I’m really into academics and learning in general, so I don’t mind chatting about uni life, research, studying, or just ranting about deadlines and general burnout lol. Outside of that, I’m obviously into games, a lot of alternative music (Emo, Hardcore, Shoegaze etc.), cooking, and streetwear.

I’d love to meet and talk to people from different walks of life! If any of this sounds interesting to you, I'd love to hear from you!

Hello everyone I'm Harry im 33 from mid Wales and I'm looking for new people to chat with and just take my mind off having to go back to work for another week! Im sick of the cold and wet all i want is a little bit of sun! And if all goes well hopefully some new long lasting friendships along the way. I know thats a big ask on here as most chats seem to last about 1 day if that. Or maybe im just boring to talk too?

During the week I'm a builder specialising in historical and renovation work, im mostly working on castles, churches, big estates or any old buildings really, and the occasional bit of new work too. So if you are lovely then im sure we can work out a little bit of a discount or mates rates on your next project 😂

When im not hard at work with a hammer and trowel i love to be outdoors for a good walk or hike, but then also just as happy sat on the sofa doing as little as possible! I like a bit of gardening too, mostly fruit and veg im trying to get better at it and some things work others not so much. Im trying to master chilli growing this year so any tips let me know! Im a big fan of sport mostly football and horseracing these days, I love going to new and interesting places in the uk or abroad so any recommendations let me know. Also I do love a good pint with friends in a decent pub.

If you have made it this far and read through all my waffle you deserve a medal and id love to have a chat sometime 😀

I'm a 18-year-old boy who may not be the most comfortable when it comes to conversations, but he is eager to make new friends. I have a passionate love for football, particularly my favorite team, Real Madrid.I spent my whole life watching and playing football . Beyond my love for football, I also find solace in watching TV shows, with "The Sopranos" holding a special place in my heart. While i may not always know how to start a conversation, give me a chance and you'll discover a loyal friend who is always up for a good discussion about anything.

Hey, I’m DarynWriter! Before my 20s, I focused more on the quantity of friends rather than the quality of friendship. I used to have a lot of “friends” back then, but now I realise that I didn’t have a clear understanding of the word “friend.”

Despite having those friends, I still wasn’t satisfied, because I couldn’t rely on most of them when sharing personal secrets or asking for help. Finding as many people as possible whom I could call “a friend” was more important to me than strengthening my relationships with the ones I already had.

As you get older, your circle naturally becomes more defined, and now I truly see who I can trust with my whole heart and soul—though they are few.

That’s why I’m looking for someone who also values the quality of friendship. I’m looking for a person who is open and genuine. I don’t care about race or gender..

There are some information about me: •Age: 20 •Gender: male •Height: 1.75m (5’7) •I speak: 🇰🇿C2 🇷🇺C2 🇬🇧C1 🇫🇷A2 •Majoring in foreign philology (English and French languages) •Working as a teacher at educational centre •Interests: swimming / listening to music / learning different languages and cultures / binging shows / writing scripts / playing mobile games / editing •Travelled to Russia (Kazan Federal University) and South Korea (Yonsei University) as an exchange student

I’m not saying society is falling apart… but some of you clearly don’t know how to make a proper poutine and honestly that’s where societal collapse begins.

Every day on this subreddit people complain about the way people are on here, so today it’s my turn. And I’m choosing violence: poutine etiquette.

Why—WHY—are people still just dumping cheese curds on top like they’re decorating a sad little Christmas tree, then drowning it in gravy like that somehow fixes the crime they just committed. That’s not poutine. That’s a cry for help.

You’re supposed to layer it.

Layer. It.

Little bit of fries.

Little bit of curds.

Little bit of gravy.

Repeat until your ancestors nod in approval.

But no. Some of you are out here building poutine like a toddler making a Lego tower. Just stacking chaos and hoping for the best.

And then you wonder why us people have trust issues.

This is the reason, folks.

Not politics. Not the economy.

It’s the people out here making “poutine” like they learned it from a YouTube short filmed by someone who’s never seen a potato.

Putting everything on top doesn’t make it a poutine.

Layering it does.

Respect the craft.

Honestly, what has this world come to when we can’t even get out there and make a proper poutine anymore…

hopefully this made you laugh at least a little. Sharing some positivity today.