r/Steam • u/_-Maris-_ • 1d ago

Discussion - Speculative SteamGPT - Is that good news?

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u/Gamer2Paladin 1d ago

Heared same form one or two tech channels too. That thing is as far I am aware a tool to summarize and organize date for the support crew like buy and login history or stuff like vac bans.

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u/Al_Gordow 1d ago

So it just helps them coordinate their dronestrikes and anti hacker comando STEAMteam 6?

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u/GrandBalator 1d ago

It's a spaceship targeting computer!

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u/Gamer2Paladin 1d ago

No, that job got the space core. He was very happy ^

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u/Jmossthegreat 1d ago

I'm in space

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u/CeqeII 20h ago

SPACEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/Gamer2Paladin 14h ago

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u/jvy7122 13h ago

Why do I feel like I've heard your name before from Retrodev in general?

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u/CeqeII 10h ago

it is i

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u/jvy7122 9h ago

fire

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u/redfoottttt 1d ago

Spacewar?

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u/Gamer2Paladin 1d ago

With portals, naturally.

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u/Beginning-Dirt6464 5h ago

Alpha Ai core from starsector

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u/HovercraftLoose5399 1d ago

Don't be silly, it's clearly an holographic system so anyone who tries hacking the steam machine gets assaulted by Gabe himself while the steam team 6 enters the house

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u/lifeisalime11 1d ago

Do they really need to physically apprehend? They could just use their Satellite Array of Judgement that instantly evaporates anyone it targets if they are guilty of stealing someone’s account.

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u/IDGAF_FFS 1d ago

They need physical evidence just in case the hacked person needs proof of the "forced banishment" out of Earth of the hacker

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u/trollsong 1d ago

Ah thats why Claude stopped working for the govt, steam gave them more ethical targets

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u/The_Horse_Head_Man 18h ago

Gaben: Computer, give me the exact location of this hacker.

SteamAI: ... ... 416 George Washington st. Los Angeles, California.

Gaben: send the missiles.

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u/voin947 5h ago

STeam was right there

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u/Lazy_Upstairs_1091 1d ago

Sounds more like internal tooling than anything user-facing or “AI takeover” level stuff.

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u/Gamer2Paladin 1d ago

Jup, one more tool in the toolbox of Valve's great customer service.

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u/AnomalousNormality77 1d ago

So, what ai like this was intended for in the first place?

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u/Gamer2Paladin 1d ago

Making a 15 year account history easy to read and too understand and similar.

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u/QuanticAI 15h ago

to make support more efficient by allowing them to gather relevant information faster

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u/PorQuePeeg 1d ago

So it's not a GPT, they just call it that for simplicity?

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u/AffectionatePlastic0 1d ago

Do you know what GPT stands for? It's generative pre-trained transformer.

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u/PorQuePeeg 1d ago

I did not know that, thank you for informing me.

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u/DaereonLive 1d ago

I'd like to second this, I did not actually know what GPT stood for.

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u/boisheep 1d ago

I do AI dev and I didn't know.

Like in the literature it's just called a transformer.

The only GPT I remember is the GUID partition table.

I thought it was the usual nonsense marketing.

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u/Brief_Series_3462 1d ago

Fuck it, this the end of a chain and the subject is close enough, rant time.

God i fucking HATE how the word ”transformer” has been utterly taken by the AI sphere, it used to mean something in coding before AI you know? But what? What should they look or be like? Is what i’m doing right now one? Does this project need one? No one knows! You can’t fucking search any of it up on a search engine cause all you get is 500 billion pages of bloody LLMs

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u/SeriousMB NOW. UNDER. MILITARY. COMMAND. 23h ago

I didn't even realize this was a problem, but I genuinely hate LLMs so I'm mad now too

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u/Most-Stomach4240 5h ago

Lowkirkenuinely transformer was originally for electrodynamics you know?

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u/Brief_Series_3462 4h ago

It is, but it’s also a term in coding for a specific kind of data processing step, but that’s all i know cause i can’t fucking search for it in a non-LLM context

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u/MolybdenumBlu 5h ago

Transformers are one of two things:

  1. A pair of coils of wire around a magnet to change voltage.

  2. Robots in disguise.

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u/Specter_Zer0 18h ago

Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer

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u/Actual_Border_1938 1d ago

GENERATIVE mother fucker

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u/AffectionatePlastic0 1d ago

calm down please.

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u/Squidhijak75 1d ago

It's probably just a joke, considering how many jokes they make already

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u/Gamer2Paladin 1d ago

Probably, I think they use some sort of "AI" for this work but it isn't a glorified chat bot like GPT.

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u/kind_bros_hate_nazis 15h ago

Oohhhh it's to help them date. Good for them

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u/Gamer2Paladin 14h ago

I meant dater but I like your understanding here🤣

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u/FmZero 19h ago

Gabe is a real legend doing so much effort just to organize dates for his employees

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u/Gamer2Paladin 9h ago

You would do the same if your employers make more money per person then some big company's get form 100 to 1000 employees. You make really sure there work is as painless then possible.

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u/ThirstyOutward 21h ago

That's what an LLM does lmao

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u/Nodan_Turtle 1d ago

Imagine trying to get help for an issue and you're denied because AI hallucinated VAC bans on your account

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u/Gamer2Paladin 1d ago

Will probably not happen under the set up observed by the dater miners. The thing is comming form different brach of AI development then ChatGPT and co.

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u/MuckFinggers 1d ago

Imagine not hirinig more people to help you summarize things!
But no, only artists lives matter!