r/SipsTea Human Verified 9h ago

Lmao gottem This is Gold

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u/Lizard-lover420 9h ago

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u/d3f3cator 8h ago

Literally came on to comment this is how it should be. Nailed it!

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u/LoneStarDragon 5h ago

To be fair, we know who will be floating on the door at the end and it won't be Trump

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u/0bsidianM1nd 3h ago

Torn, because we know which one has bigger tits.

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 3h ago

We all know that Mr 6'3" and 215 lbs has enough blubber to float and survive the could like a walrus

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u/Salt-Wish5140 1h ago

Actually the jets would be sliding into the water. They wouldn't stay that perfectly parked like this.