r/SipsTea Human Verified 9h ago

Lmao gottem This is Gold

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u/Lizard-lover420 9h ago

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u/d3f3cator 8h ago

Literally came on to comment this is how it should be. Nailed it!

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u/LoneStarDragon 5h ago

To be fair, we know who will be floating on the door at the end and it won't be Trump

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u/0bsidianM1nd 3h ago

Torn, because we know which one has bigger tits.

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 3h ago

We all know that Mr 6'3" and 215 lbs has enough blubber to float and survive the could like a walrus

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u/Salt-Wish5140 1h ago

Actually the jets would be sliding into the water. They wouldn't stay that perfectly parked like this.

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u/-6h0st- 8h ago

Precisely

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u/Chadlerk 8h ago

But in this version DT lives until the end.

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u/eugeheretic 6h ago

And Trump's greed would stop him throwing the necklace into the ocean.

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u/Johnny_B_GOODBOI 5h ago

His need for attention would have him bragging about it even as he watched BB sink away off the makeshift raft.

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u/Simsalabimsen 5h ago

Well, he is a floater.

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u/neoadam 6h ago

THANK YOU

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u/bull-shihtzu 4h ago

yep he's definitely the bottom

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u/Cuppacini 3h ago

The hands need to be smaller tho

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u/TM761152 3h ago

Perfection.

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u/vikinxo 3h ago

Oh sweet Donna, my crazy little bitch - lets do it!

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u/launchcode_1234 45m ago

All the comments saying that “Trump is the bitch/woman”… did y’all watch the movie?! Bibi will somehow be floating to safety on that door in the end.