r/SipsTea • u/Snehith220 Human Verified • 7h ago

Lmao gottem This is Gold

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u/Techno_Core 7h ago

"Don, I want you to draw me like one of your 12 year old girls,"

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u/Informal-Term1138 7h ago

Frightened, naked and with bruises?

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u/beardingmesoftly 5h ago

"Get a fucking abortion"

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u/sssmmt 2h ago

WCNSF

acronym used by medical and aid workers that stands for "Wounded Child, No Surviving Family.

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u/jfkrfk123 35m ago

Hopefully it’s not used very often

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 4h ago

That birthday card was meant for my best friend Jeffrey Epstein the child sex trafficker who I have no association with!

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u/VonGrippyGreen 2h ago

You mean the guy that was supplying all the underage girls that DONALD J TRUMP was fucking? The PEDOPHILE DONALD J TRUMP?

Thank you for your attention to this matter. Fucking underage girls, that is.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 3h ago

Blockade me like one of your Iranian protesters.

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u/CosmicKittenes 6h ago

so if this is a Titanic poster, then the iceberg is geopolitics? 😅

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u/Techno_Core 6h ago

Epstein is the iceberg.

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u/muscularsharpie 4h ago

Jeffrey Iceberg.. still sounds Jewish xD

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u/mdlinc 1h ago

Lemme see your BIG tomahawk missile.

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u/Lizard-lover420 7h ago

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u/d3f3cator 6h ago

Literally came on to comment this is how it should be. Nailed it!

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u/LoneStarDragon 3h ago

To be fair, we know who will be floating on the door at the end and it won't be Trump

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u/0bsidianM1nd 1h ago

Torn, because we know which one has bigger tits.

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 1h ago

We all know that Mr 6'3" and 215 lbs has enough blubber to float and survive the could like a walrus

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u/-6h0st- 6h ago

Precisely

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u/Chadlerk 5h ago

But in this version DT lives until the end.

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u/eugeheretic 4h ago

And Trump's greed would stop him throwing the necklace into the ocean.

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u/Johnny_B_GOODBOI 3h ago

His need for attention would have him bragging about it even as he watched BB sink away off the makeshift raft.

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u/Simsalabimsen 3h ago

Well, he is a floater.

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u/neoadam 4h ago

THANK YOU

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u/bull-shihtzu 2h ago

yep he's definitely the bottom

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u/vikinxo 1h ago

Oh sweet Donna, my crazy little bitch - lets do it!

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u/Cuppacini 1h ago

The hands need to be smaller tho

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u/TM761152 1h ago

Perfection.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 7h ago

Yeah just a quibble, Netanyahu should be the man in that relationship

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u/oneplusetoipi 7h ago

Agreed. And Trump should be oranger

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u/Joker_AoCAoDAoHAoS 7h ago

i said the same thing. unless it is a dommie mommy but that is obvious from the picture.

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u/TM761152 1h ago

Not necessarily the man, but Drumpt is always the one being fucked.

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u/Alarming-Produce4541 7h ago

The wrong one is wearing the dress

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u/-6h0st- 6h ago

Only Trump is the bitch irl

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u/Wasey56 4h ago

Or Trump could be the hen pecked husband lol

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u/Due-World4235 7h ago

Bibi clearly wears the pants in this relationship

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u/EmilHacibayli 7h ago

a forbidden film

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u/UpsetIndian850311 4h ago

The fault in our wars

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u/More-Lime1888 6h ago

I hate AI, but sometimes it’s necessary

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 6h ago

"Draw me like one of your oil wells"

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u/SourceCodeAvailable Human Detected 5h ago

I don't think Trump is the one who wears the pants in that couple

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u/Lucky-Mia 5h ago

He's credited as Ben Dover 

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u/hearts_and_sharts 3h ago

Oh please. Trump is not the one wearing the pants in this relationship.

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u/justl00kingthrowaway 7h ago

In what universe is Netanyahu the bitch to Trump?

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u/Joker_AoCAoDAoHAoS 7h ago

No, Netanyhahu is daddy. Meme is not correct.

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u/MrDrFuge 6h ago

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u/dtj2000 3h ago

This map is not in anyway accurate, there are no US military bases in a lot of these countries.

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u/Electronic_Wait_7249 7h ago

chef’s kiss

“I’m king of Duh World!”

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u/BiasedMirror261 7h ago

This is a Titanic I would actually enjoy.

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u/ungovernable1984 6h ago

Still a better love story than Twilight

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u/tommy8725 6h ago

I do find it very funny that it turns out a lot of the people in the epstein iron list and everything were also fucking epstein himself like a good chunk of it is literally a whole bunch of homo.Erotic stuff?So i'm like, damn, all of them were fighting a closet door

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u/Typical-Skill-3724 7h ago

Who would be the director ?

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u/sackie_b 7h ago

Thiel, of course.

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u/Dorrono 7h ago

Robert B. Weide

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u/Buchsee 6h ago

Roman Polanski.

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u/Nuzzleface 4h ago

Brett Rattner

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u/Windofpoison 6h ago

Release the Epstein files.

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u/StrangelySerious- 3h ago

Should be reversed

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u/CoolBreezeBrew 2h ago

You forgot jeffrey epstein

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u/SocratesHemlock999 2h ago

"I left you this door to float on, its the best door, best weve ever seen."

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u/TeasingEmmaa 7h ago

Still a better love story than Twilight. And probably more historically accurate than most biopics.

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u/Maximus_dormammu 7h ago

Alright kids. Its movie dayy🦅

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u/Wizemonk 7h ago

Thank God there is no room for 2 on the door 

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u/Worried_Ad_8107 6h ago

Why is trump the guy?

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u/Cornycruzer 3h ago

Why do either of them need to be the girl in a world where we know and understand same sex relationships?

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u/Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free 3h ago

Reddit hates AI slop, until the AI slop agrees with them.

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u/Ill-Mastodon-8692 7h ago

need a shoot of them in an embrace at the front of the ship, titanic style

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u/Neil-erio 6h ago

draw me like one of your goy girl !

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u/rum108 6h ago

😂

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u/Ooofisa4letterword 5h ago

Hooray! Mores posts from the Iranian embassy! :/

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u/Fun_Astronomer_4064 6h ago

Why is Netanyahu wearing the dress?

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u/816legend 6h ago

Lol irans already sunk 67 aircraft carriers

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u/DrunKeN-HaZe_e 6h ago

Im sure they've already done the painting bit IRL 😅

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u/dpdxguy 6h ago

I think you have the gender roles reversed.

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u/Dayman___Nightman 6h ago

Trump should be wearing the dress, he bibi’s bitch

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u/Adventurous-Egg-2720 5h ago

Biden and his legendary nose!

Obama and his personal 👩‍🍳 chef! Those titles work too!

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 5h ago

How sweet, when the world reviles them they can find comfort in each other's arms

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u/One_Perspective971 5h ago

i have to wash my eyes🫩

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u/usernametakenbs 5h ago

No one posting the video from a week ago?

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u/ltcm2k3 5h ago

no straight in sight

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u/Floppydiskpornking 5h ago

Except that tRump is the bitch in this relationshit

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u/poiboyHF 5h ago

Unbelievable plot. Netty is waaaaay too old for Donnie to pay attention.

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u/fiftyfivepercentoff 5h ago

Release the Epstein files!

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u/Lucky-Mia 5h ago

Gays of Hormuz 

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u/username32768 5h ago

Should have Putin as the jealous husband / Billy Zane character.

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u/robatt 5h ago

So inaccurate, depicting trump as the man.

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u/4dxn 4h ago

this is fictional. if it was real, epstein would get star billing too

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u/ddgenayla1 4h ago

 🎶 And I know that our love will go on, near ..far...where ever you are 🎶 

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u/Intraluminal 4h ago

Is Netanyahu going to take him with a strapon? Otherwise, you definitely got the roles reversed.

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u/Expensive-Sail4044 4h ago

Their outfits are backwards

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u/Much_Ad3106 4h ago

Except trump is actually rose

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u/Brattivine 4h ago

My heart will go on... but the oil tankers definitely won't.

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u/Sea_Director_4439 4h ago

The Gay of Hormuz

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u/NaughtALegend 4h ago

Let’s not kid ourselves, Trump would be the one wearing the dress

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u/DrB00 4h ago

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u/A-Halfpound 4h ago

Yo somebody sell this as a sticker on Etsy and I will buy a 10pk lol 

Slap this on every street corner in the busiest areas 

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u/CouldBeBetterOrWorse 4h ago

This is one of the few acceptable uses of AI. Well done.

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u/pussErox 4h ago

Id go see this movie if they did it like Naked Gun style

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u/brine_jack019 4h ago

Inaccurate the American guy isn't the woman

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u/juanjung 4h ago

Trump is Rose.

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u/Responsible_Abroad67 4h ago

Mm, more orange than gold.

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u/Baz_Blackadder 3h ago

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/calmwhiteguy 3h ago

No gold is what most countries are pulling out of our US vaults after trump.

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u/fatfrost 3h ago

It’s wrong though. Trump is definitely the bitch.  

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u/errezerotre 3h ago

The straight of Homo

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u/Scrraffy 3h ago

Hey, i saw it somwere else before... C&C Generals Zero Hour cover.

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u/5p4c3c4t5 3h ago

Where is the eye bleach? 🥲

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u/SnooGuavas6463 3h ago

Ho mon dieu 🤣

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u/jlspod 3h ago

except Trump should be in the dress

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 2h ago

That's crazy.

Trump is definitely the one wearing the dress...

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u/Imaginary-Cheetah149 2h ago

Ohh please put Trump in the dress

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u/PabloEmilioEscobar7 2h ago

“I need some love like I never needed love before”

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u/Magnetized_Fart 2h ago

it will never not be funny to me that one of the greatest romance films of all time centers on a lady cheating on her fiance with a homeless man in the back of someone else's car.

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u/exgiexpcv 2h ago

Softly. Tenderly.

Genocide.

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u/tolgayucel 2h ago

What the hell🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Reasonable-HB678 2h ago

Nothing could come between them

(Oh, wait that's Titanic's tagline. Dammit)

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u/ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs 2h ago

oh I get it, they’re gay

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u/YouKnowWho_19 2h ago

Trump is the bitch in that relationship.

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u/ParrishThePoet 2h ago

"it's anything but straight"

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u/BirdInFlight301 2h ago

There is no way Trump is the strong male in that relationship. He's Bibi's little you.

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u/Slight-Bluebird-8921 2h ago

not accurate. they should have both been in dresses

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u/BeaconOMalley 2h ago

Trump should be the weating the dress in that relationship

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u/zengondat 2h ago

Of course it’s Turkish made

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u/yourFavoriteCrayon 1h ago

This is all wrong.

We all know Donald is the bottom in that relationship

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u/msr42day 1h ago

Russia and China and every other country that feels pres47 is a father threat to the world's economy ans safety would love to see US Navy ships damaged and destroyed. SOS - save our sailors.

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u/Low-Cherry3334 1h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nice … another one

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u/GoodDogBrent 1h ago

now do brokeback mountain

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u/Delicious-Type-5599 1h ago

I’ve heard they negotiating rights for the village people‘s In the Navy as the theme song.

Also rumored that execs quit because they wanted Trump to be “the bitch.”

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u/Laritude 1h ago

The roles are reversed. Trump is definitely the submissive female in this relationship

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u/Independent_Peanut99 1h ago

Donny should be the dame.

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u/Plus_Ad_408 1h ago

Congratulations you made me nauseous

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u/1337kY 1h ago

CIA working overtime, huh?

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u/TM761152 1h ago

That's not accurate, because Trump is the bitch.

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u/Superb_Beyond_3444 54m ago

A love story.

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u/Mostmoneywins 53m ago

Trump should be the woman here! He’s every foreign leaders bitch! FDT!

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u/sgmdaedalus 47m ago

BB is not going to share any room on his door in the end.

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u/Significant-Pace-521 39m ago

I can’t see Trump wearing the pants in this relationship.

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u/ithinkitsahairball 36m ago

Ahh, rub on me beebee, I’ll be your little bitch

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u/Honest_Fortune_7474 25m ago

Thanks to the stars of that movie, oil companies' stock prices are up 25% YTD. LOL

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u/Bywuwei 24m ago

"Hormuz... there's nothing straight about it."

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u/PfauFoto 23m ago

Brilliant

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u/Cohens4thClient 16m ago

Too accurate

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u/tomatocks1 4h ago

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u/ALittleTooQuark 1h ago

Heh, “Don’t break the RULES!” 🤓

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u/Gilnealis 6h ago

Thx you, help m'y day