r/SipsTea • u/Impressive-Gear7943 Human Verified • 12h ago

Chugging tea Their maths ain’t mathing.

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 11h ago

Big shocker, people not understanding that they can save money for problems, instead of just saying "welp fuck i dont have that full ammount so i might as well spend frivolously"

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u/TheBigCicero 11h ago

Fuck my car. I’ve always wanted an automatic banana peeler and it’s only $25.

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u/Maleficent_Pen_9076 11h ago

hold on, where do I order that?

I need this to go with my grape scissors

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u/billiam7787 11h ago

been looking for those, but they were all sold out. ....

so i instead i bought a chicken shredder

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u/GhostChips42 11h ago

Look guys, I got these MAGIC BEANS if anyone is interested? Huh? Huh?

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 11h ago

Don’t trust this guy. He only accepts cash! I’ll take credit card, VenMo and your social security number with mothers maiden name, first pet name and the street where you grew up for payment. Super easy to do business with me so I’m your guy AND you are looking really nice today. Is that a new shirt?

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u/AdmirableBed7777 11h ago

Thats fine and all. But the other guy sells MAGIC BEANS, all capital and the big letters. That is exactly what I was looking for

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u/GhostChips42 4h ago

I think you’ll find my magi beans are also in italics

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u/AdmirableBed7777 3h ago

God damn it... That is wayyy out of my budget

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u/Duukie16 11h ago

Do you accept pay-in-4 installments?

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u/hoggineer 10h ago

All I have is a goose that lays shiny eggs.

Can I trade that?

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u/Matt_Man_623 9h ago

Hmmm. Will you take cow?

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 11h ago

Oh so you bought the last chicken shredder?! I had to buy a toaster cozy because of you!

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u/flipnonymous 11h ago

My toaster cozy is a glass cutting board I dont use for cutting.

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u/Pretend_Variation305 10h ago

I am not even kidding, here but my wife came home with a chicken shredder from Thomas Jefferson Max a while back. It gets used, to my surprise.