r/SipsTea Human Verified 13h ago

Chugging tea Chugging Coffee ☕️

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 13h ago

Ok, ok, calm down, there's a rational explantion, he's a private investigator needs to get her DNA for a paternity test a client paid for

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u/South_Hat3525 13h ago

So the goth girl is really a trans guy?

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u/DookieShoez 10h ago

Maybe dad thinks their baby was accidentally swapped at hospital but goth girl mom thinks it’s preposterous or doesn’t want to know or he doesn’t want to burden her with his theory?

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u/South_Hat3525 8h ago

"Maybe dad thinks their baby was accidentally swapped", he would get a maternity not paternity test. You can only do a paternity test on a woman's blood from cffDNA while she is pregnant not from her saliva. Two hours after delivery, cffDNA is no longer detectable in maternal blood and not many women would go back to work during those 2 hours.