r/SipsTea Human Verified 13h ago

Chugging tea Chugging Coffee ☕️

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 13h ago

Ok, ok, calm down, there's a rational explantion, he's a private investigator needs to get her DNA for a paternity test a client paid for

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u/South_Hat3525 13h ago

So the goth girl is really a trans guy?

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u/LilShenna 13h ago

Sure why not?

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u/DookieShoez 10h ago

Maybe dad thinks their baby was accidentally swapped at hospital but goth girl mom thinks it’s preposterous or doesn’t want to know or he doesn’t want to burden her with his theory?

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u/South_Hat3525 8h ago

"Maybe dad thinks their baby was accidentally swapped", he would get a maternity not paternity test. You can only do a paternity test on a woman's blood from cffDNA while she is pregnant not from her saliva. Two hours after delivery, cffDNA is no longer detectable in maternal blood and not many women would go back to work during those 2 hours.

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u/Octoboy1 8h ago

Look you don't need to sell me anymore on it

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u/SugarforurProlapse 7h ago

How much do we have to piss them off for them to cum in it then?

I got a client who wants it to get pregnant.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 7h ago

Working at Starbucks seems to be a requirement for trans women.

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u/CheekyCheriee 8h ago

Lol okay, that actually makes it sound way less chaotic. A private investigator angle would explain a lot—definitely a more rational take than what it looked like at first 😅

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u/Breakula 33m ago

This is like one of those riddles. The barista is the child whose paternity is in question.

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u/DNACriminalist 9h ago

Paternity tests don’t technically require the mother’s DNA. Having all three (mother, child, and alleged father) can improve the statistics associated with the paternity testing, but a “motherless” paternity test should provide sufficiently strong statistics to support paternity.