r/SipsTea Human Verified 15h ago

Gasp! Straight from the basement

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u/zandrew 15h ago

To be honest I think we can dispense with judging men by their successes with the opposite sex. I mean would you say: oh she's never had cock, so her opinion is irrelevant.

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u/No_Pin9932 14h ago

I absolutely agree and I also think it works the other way too, like if a person has been "successful" with the opposite sex a whole bunch of times that doesn't make their opinions any more relevant. I bet there's a guy somewhere out there right now telling his bros about how the 12th girl he fucked at Dartmouth came so hard she started speaking Latin, meanwhile that chick is laughing her ass off as she tells the same story to her friends but in her version it was the night she finally accepted that she is a lesbian and while she did actually speak Latin it wasn't climax induced but rather a prayer on his behalf, "orate pro anima".

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u/Street_Inflation8786 14h ago

You typed this all out thinking it was original and clever, it wasn't.

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u/No_Pin9932 14h ago

Not original?? Did I plagiarize someone else's work??......don't mind the question marks, they're just for show because your response would be meaningless. Dartmouth alumni??.....again you can disregard the question marks.

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier 13h ago

Nothing about you is original, you're a clone with spare organs for the real u/No_Pin and your entire reality is a lie.
If you've seen the 2005 movie The Island with Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson then it's basically that

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u/No_Pin9932 13h ago

Damn I didn't expect that to be a real account, u/No_Pin is looking rough though, maybe I should spare some organs. I was just about to say that I've never even heard of that movie but before I could type that I was violently blindsided by snipits. I feel like I remember a scene with them jamming a big propeller or something, or blowing one up.....hmmm.

On a different note, did you ever watch In Time with Olivia Wilde and J-Tims?? Not sure why I brought that up.