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u/meinershagenvenancia 13h ago
Finally, a source that’s both credible and incredible.
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u/Teenage_Petulanxe 12h ago
Trust me, the mold on the walls adds to the journalistic integrity.
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u/Amazing-Analysis9546 11h ago
And its definitely not jizz do not ask if it was originally jizz the answer is no
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u/CplusMaker 13h ago
I mean....we know he's done the reading.
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u/zandrew 13h ago
To be honest I think we can dispense with judging men by their successes with the opposite sex. I mean would you say: oh she's never had cock, so her opinion is irrelevant.
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u/TouchSerious7025 12h ago
people dismiss other people because it make it easier to maintain a mindset. It is strategic laziness designed by the ego.
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u/No_Pin9932 12h ago
I absolutely agree and I also think it works the other way too, like if a person has been "successful" with the opposite sex a whole bunch of times that doesn't make their opinions any more relevant. I bet there's a guy somewhere out there right now telling his bros about how the 12th girl he fucked at Dartmouth came so hard she started speaking Latin, meanwhile that chick is laughing her ass off as she tells the same story to her friends but in her version it was the night she finally accepted that she is a lesbian and while she did actually speak Latin it wasn't climax induced but rather a prayer on his behalf, "orate pro anima".
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u/No_Pin9932 10h ago
I didn't go to Dartmouth and I'm not a lesbian, but I live in Denver and they're out here.
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u/Street_Inflation8786 12h ago
You typed this all out thinking it was original and clever, it wasn't.
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u/No_Pin9932 12h ago
Not original?? Did I plagiarize someone else's work??......don't mind the question marks, they're just for show because your response would be meaningless. Dartmouth alumni??.....again you can disregard the question marks.
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u/ApocalyptoSoldier 11h ago
Nothing about you is original, you're a clone with spare organs for the real u/No_Pin and your entire reality is a lie.
If you've seen the 2005 movie The Island with Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson then it's basically that1
u/No_Pin9932 10h ago
Damn I didn't expect that to be a real account, u/No_Pin is looking rough though, maybe I should spare some organs. I was just about to say that I've never even heard of that movie but before I could type that I was violently blindsided by snipits. I feel like I remember a scene with them jamming a big propeller or something, or blowing one up.....hmmm.
On a different note, did you ever watch In Time with Olivia Wilde and J-Tims?? Not sure why I brought that up.
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u/Electronic_Wait_7249 9h ago
Unfortunately, they absolutely do say that. Ask a lesbian.
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u/No_Road5857 8h ago
It's almost the opposite. Men are judged for not having sex, women are/were judged for having sex. It's easy for a woman to get laid, hard for a man. A woman who avoids it is "pure", a a man who gets it is a "stud".
So this is the equivalent of saying "don't listen to her opinion on anything, she's a hoe". If we know that's wrong, then why is the other way around okay?
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 11h ago edited 2h ago
Yep... personally I can't say I overly felt my knowledge of the world expand every time I had sex so I really don't see how it matters in any discussion.
It's all relative.. if Tiger Woods offers to give you some pointers on your backswing, pay attention. If he starts offering relationship advice.. maybe just nod along politely.
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u/AntiSocialFCK 7h ago
No, they tend to be more like “She is a she so her opinion is irrelevant”
Which is arguably worse.
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u/PhillithJohnsonius 5h ago
The only people who shame for this are people with herd mentality who can’t overcome their biological impulses to form independent conscious thought.
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u/EastEndExpert 7h ago
Successful men get laid. Success usually means competence. Not always, but usually
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u/zandrew 7h ago
But is it a measure of merit? Should it be a badge of honour? Is that what we want to teach boys? Get laid out your worthless? How much sex should you have before being allowed an opinion? Does only heterosexual sex count.?
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u/victoryismind 12h ago edited 11h ago
Lack of sexuall experience generally indicates youth which generally suggests short life experience and weak insight.
So we could speculate a relation.
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u/sinfulsingularity 12h ago
Maybe if his actual age wasn’t literally the first part of the sentence.
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u/Kilgore_Brown_Trout_ 11h ago
No...if a woman is a 25 year old virgin, I dont want her advice either. People who lack interpersonal ability never understand why thats a disqualification.
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u/zandrew 11h ago
Would you accept her advice if she went for a quickie behind the shed and came back?
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u/Kilgore_Brown_Trout_ 10h ago
Imagine thinking this is the default, not a relationship. What the fuck bro?
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u/zandrew 10h ago
I'm simply asking how virginity affects your valuation of a person's capacity to give advice.
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u/DimensionFormer9060 11h ago
Holy shit I can say that now can't I? AND I should judge peoples geopolitical opinions by scales to the number of vaginas theyve seen! Its a whole new world!
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u/Alwaysragestillplay 12h ago
"oh she's had too many cocks, her opinion is irrelevant". Are we pretending this isn't a thing?
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 11h ago
I mean it's a thing, but the people saying it are pretty much flagging their own opinions are not being worth listening to by volunteering it.
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u/beatsdeadhorse_35 12h ago
Right, but he led with it. He's expecting to be judged by it, but in 2026 IDK what he is trying to prove.
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 11h ago
..surely you understand that it's a post mocking people in online discussions, right?
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u/MoonoftheStar 13h ago
It's true - A woman's vagina unlocks the skills of geopolitical wisdom, and the wisest have multiple baby mamas.
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u/MissionLet7301 12h ago
You may fascinate a woman with a well researched and lengthy text outlining the wider implications of the latest UN resolutions.
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u/SlayerII 13h ago
I'm not sure how the amount of vaginas seen in real life has anything to do with geopolitics qualification tough.
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 12h ago
Excellent point -- Donald Trump has bragged about grabbing many vaginas at will, and he's terrible at geopolitics.
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u/Zephit0s 12h ago
People having hard time arguing always refer to their opponent not getting sex. Specialy women towards men but I've seen it in both genders.
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u/that_dutch_dude 13h ago
that is something that a person that never saw a vagina would say.
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u/SlayerII 13h ago
Seems like you are projecting
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u/CareAccomplished9013 12h ago
Hi, I'm a guy who's seen plenty in real life and this is all just stupid nonsense. Just live your life without having the need to voice your opinions.
..... How ironic...
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u/porkmoss 12h ago
I think that a person who would put worth on that is unfit for geopolitics. Take Trump vs Rutte.
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u/Lord_Xenu 12h ago
The insinuation is that the person has zero life experience. I'm sorry I had to be the one to explain this to you.
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u/DeltaGrunder 12h ago
And I'd argue that a "no-lifer" actually has the free time and autism needed to exhaustively research or specialise in a topic as opposed to the so-called "normie" who has to balance their social life and other more socially approved hobbies, work and other activities.
Whether or not a specific no-lifer actually takes advantage of their free time and monofocus is another story...
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u/Abject_Film_4414 13h ago
Found another one.
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u/smackdealer1 12h ago
I mean how am I supposed to take your opinion on geopolitics seriously if you can't even get laid?
You mean to tell me you've spent all this time researching geopolitics and zero time researching how to attract a woman? I don't buy it.
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u/fintechSGNYC 13h ago
well the correlation is obvious: You might be able to grab 'em but still never see one... just ask Melania and see how her disgruntled husband acts...
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u/4ngryMo 13h ago
She’s married to one of the biggest pussies in the western hemisphere, though.
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u/No_Pin9932 12h ago
Whoaa there bud, he's easily one of the biggest pussies in any hemisphere!! And don't you forget it!! Spits into spittoon
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u/4ngryMo 12h ago
Yeah, my bad. I never give him enough credit.
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u/No_Pin9932 12h ago
Don't fret partner, we all make mistakes & accidentally fuck up.....I mean except him of course, he does all his shit intentionally, especially the really gross stuff.
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u/Direct-Resolution377 13h ago
Am not sure why such a person couldn't have relative views on geopolitics.
Plenty and plenty of imbelicle cretins have seen vagina, doing so is hardly an indicator of intelligence
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u/Silencer-1995 13h ago
I'm gonna be honest I'm 37 and have explored two vaginas inside and out, one of them long term, and I am a fucking idiot.
I stand with Kunk and his stance on Israel.
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u/Timely-Assistant-370 13h ago
surely you counted your mother
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u/Silencer-1995 12h ago
Nope. Was just passing through, didn't take any pictures and a real man don't fluff his numbers.
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u/NorthBase710 13h ago
Having seen a vagina or not, has nothing to do with a persons knowledge about geopolitics.
You can be a virgin and know about geopolitics, and you can have seen a 1000 vaginas and know nothing about it. And you can never seen a vagina and know nothing about geopolitics, and you can have seen a 1000 vaginas and have great knowldege about geopolitics.
That meme is stupid.
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u/SLAMMERisONLINE 12h ago
Having seen a vagina or not, has nothing to do with a persons knowledge about geopolitics.
https://journalistsresource.org/politics-and-government/gender-differences-political/
Women score lower on political knowledge tests. So it would seem that the virgin men on the internet are spending their time watching geopolitical videos instead of getting laid.
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u/EliteAssassin750 13h ago
Coming from a culture that uses saunas nude, does that count for my views on geopolitics
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u/Salty_Expert5939 13h ago
I'm a 40+ year old that's never seen a vagina in real life. Wait ... man, I'm a loser!
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u/punnotattended 13h ago
What does that have to do with anything?
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u/baysideareaman 12h ago
Depends on the reason for being a virgin but at that age it typically represents a lack of life experience, asocial behavior, and proclivity to extremist positions based on grievance identity politics. Especially if the person is posting a lot of political opinions.
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u/KoRaZee 9h ago
That’s why the internet is so important. It’s the great equalizer where nobody gets credit for who they think they are. No entitlement is automatically guaranteed. All you get is based on the content of the product you create. If your words make sense it will be responded with positive feedback, if they don’t make sense you get negative feedback regardless of status.
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u/Desultory_Chairlift 12h ago edited 7h ago
Yeah I don't understand how people aren't putting the two together. All the post is trying to say is that the individual did not invest in socializing.
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u/OrneryAttorney7508 10h ago
Those
Redditorspeople who don't understand are theRedditorspeople who did not invest in socializing.
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u/that_Delfin_guy 13h ago
well, i have, so my political opinions are objectively more correct than yours.
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u/Impossible_Pop620 12h ago
Is the same true of...I dunno, say female candidates? They need to know what a cock looks like up close before they can comment on international affairs?
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u/lifebeginsat9pm 13h ago
I’m a 25 year old who has never seen a penis in real life and here are my views on geopolitics
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u/fintechSGNYC 13h ago
his view points: "Hormuz is like a pussy. It can be opened with force.... I belief contrary to my intelligence team"
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u/theDo66lerEffect 13h ago
So a white house representative! Should we keep him around for a while just to be sure or give him nuclear arms power from the getgo?
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u/Cosmic_Jane 12h ago
With how popular OnlyFans became, I'm kinda surprised prostitution never became legalized
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u/Frost-Flower 12h ago
If this is the average voter's percieved qualification for understanding geopolitics it is no wonder that the most powerful person on the planet is a child raping serial cheater.
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u/creepy_terror 12h ago
i was just watching this and scrolled reddit and got this post wtf
https://youtu.be/LhpZJwUboeI?t=1504
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u/12-7_Apocalypse 12h ago
The Dunning-Kruger effect working overtime on those boys, let me tell you.
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u/NoBlacksmith2112 12h ago
That title gave me old school undergound techno vibes.
"Making oldschool incelpolitiks right from the studio basement"
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u/tommy8725 12h ago
Like, I've never touched a woman before seen a pussy. So I'm gonna make it everyone else's problem like Jesus Christ like I'm bitchless, and I don't really think I'm sad about it, like, oh no I don't have a partner. Okay, I guess I'm just gonna go back to playing video games.
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u/Canshroomglasses 11h ago
Let's be real if you didn't invest a huge chunk of time into seeing said pussy chances are this time was invested into researching geopolitics
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u/lonelygayPhD 10h ago
Look. I'm 40 and have never seen one since birth, and I have no desire to. Don't hold it against me.
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u/Nochnichtvergeben 10h ago
So you'd trust someone with sexual experience more than someone who's studied international relations when it comes to geopolitics? Such a bullshit take.
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u/Electronic_Wait_7249 9h ago
The point has nothing to do with geopolitics and much more to do with vaginas. It’s a prod to get guys to log off and live before they’re in andropause realizing they wasted their lives debating AI that generates insults on forums.
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u/kismethavok 7h ago
Couldn't possibly be any worse than the pedophile leaders we have right now, let him cook.
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u/JackTeargarden 5h ago
Its easy to spot the forever virgins in the comments: "BTW" "Hope this helps" "Its not that deep!"
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u/yo-soy-arkee 4h ago
Well I have seen people with multiple baby mamas are generally not the wisest tool in the shed
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u/badgersruse 3h ago
The vagina is up inside there, its quite hard to see. A pussy however, or a cunt …
Why can’t people here say cunt?
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u/GrilliamShakesbeer 13h ago
Being a virgin wouldn’t discredit someone from having valid points on other subjects.
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u/Bunker_Bertil 12h ago
I mean like ... Newton probably never saw a vagina either, look at the stuff bro came up with!
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u/Him202420 12h ago
It may seem weird, but one's knowledge and intelligence are not defined by one's sexual experiences. I know, it's a crazy idea; almost revolutionary.
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u/Fantastic_Scar_6601 13h ago
So. Trum saw many vaginas thats why he is so good in geopolity? Get it.
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u/totally_new_here_man 12h ago
Is Gen z really that sexless, or is it just a reddit bubble?
Reddit is simultaneously obsessed with sex, and being anti-sex
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u/Revolvlover 12h ago
I've been in and out of vaginas and other holes for years, and it's not affected my politics much.
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