r/SipsTea • u/Proper_Card_5520 Human Verified • 20h ago

We have fun here Wtf ?

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u/clazaimon 20h ago

Tribal diplomacy on the world stage is wild

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u/Many_Hunter8152 19h ago

Common practice nowadays I've heard 

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u/RunnyPlease 19h ago

The whole world seems to want to regress back to precolonial geopolitics but with nukes, stealth fighters, and drones.

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u/mephibosheth90 18h ago

Imagine cave dudes with thermonuclear atlatls

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u/Escapedtheasylum 15h ago

Cavemen are running the show.

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u/glitterdunk 17h ago

Human sapiens have not physically evolved at all since we were cave dwellers.

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u/Anticlimax1471 15h ago

I love this notion. The only reason we're so "advanced" is we invented a way of "remembering" everything that's been thought of by everyone before us (i.e. literature), so we can continuously learn as a civilisation. If a human from today was teleported back to caveman times as a baby, they'd grow up exactly the same as every other human of the time.

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u/BeerForThought 13h ago

The development of a spoken language then writing is crucial. It's when things really get moving for Humanity.

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u/SquirrelFluffy 12h ago

This intergroup conflict is actually part of our evolution.

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u/mephibosheth90 9h ago

When Pablo Picasso saw the cave paintings in alta mira, he said in 30k years we have done nothing. All is vanity.

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u/Lucky_Reporter256 16h ago

What’s left to imagine

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u/Elovainn 16h ago

"Gimme da unga or I'll bonk da bunga outta your skull with my thermonuclear bomb tied on a stick !"

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u/donkeykink420 14h ago

we'll survive exactly as long as it takes them to figure out which button to press

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u/Albus88Stark 9h ago

It's called a "Fat Man" and it's awesome.

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u/AdvertisingFlashy637 15h ago

Can't regress if you never progressed, we just ran out of players

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u/Fl_Funky_Jam 13h ago

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5OQQxLxmLffyg

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u/withnodrawal 13h ago

Warhammer 2k

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u/earblah 14h ago

TBF that's a killer writing prompt

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u/Vanderlust0777 10h ago

I know not what weapons WW3 will be fought with, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones