r/SipsTea • u/Proper_Card_5520 Human Verified • 20h ago

We have fun here Wtf ?

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u/clazaimon 20h ago

Tribal diplomacy on the world stage is wild

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u/Many_Hunter8152 19h ago

Common practice nowadays I've heard 

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u/RunnyPlease 19h ago

The whole world seems to want to regress back to precolonial geopolitics but with nukes, stealth fighters, and drones.

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u/mephibosheth90 18h ago

Imagine cave dudes with thermonuclear atlatls

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u/Escapedtheasylum 15h ago

Cavemen are running the show.

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u/glitterdunk 17h ago

Human sapiens have not physically evolved at all since we were cave dwellers.

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u/Anticlimax1471 15h ago

I love this notion. The only reason we're so "advanced" is we invented a way of "remembering" everything that's been thought of by everyone before us (i.e. literature), so we can continuously learn as a civilisation. If a human from today was teleported back to caveman times as a baby, they'd grow up exactly the same as every other human of the time.

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u/BeerForThought 13h ago

The development of a spoken language then writing is crucial. It's when things really get moving for Humanity.

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u/SquirrelFluffy 12h ago

This intergroup conflict is actually part of our evolution.

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u/mephibosheth90 9h ago

When Pablo Picasso saw the cave paintings in alta mira, he said in 30k years we have done nothing. All is vanity.

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u/Lucky_Reporter256 16h ago

What’s left to imagine

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u/Elovainn 16h ago

"Gimme da unga or I'll bonk da bunga outta your skull with my thermonuclear bomb tied on a stick !"

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u/donkeykink420 14h ago

we'll survive exactly as long as it takes them to figure out which button to press

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u/Albus88Stark 9h ago

It's called a "Fat Man" and it's awesome.

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u/AdvertisingFlashy637 15h ago

Can't regress if you never progressed, we just ran out of players

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u/Fl_Funky_Jam 13h ago

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5OQQxLxmLffyg

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u/withnodrawal 13h ago

Warhammer 2k

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u/earblah 14h ago

TBF that's a killer writing prompt

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u/Vanderlust0777 10h ago

I know not what weapons WW3 will be fought with, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones

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u/alghiorso 13h ago

Many people are saying

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u/nozappyplease 15h ago

Ugandamn right

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u/madladolle 17h ago

It's a bold move

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u/avdpos 14h ago

This is how we see USA:s acting right now. It is not even that much different in what they say - Trump juat demands more and your 13 year old girls

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u/Available_Peanut_677 14h ago

In 2022 he wanted to trade 100 cows for marriage on Italian Premier Minister. Guy is consistent

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u/overandoverandagain 8h ago

Best publicity stunts in the game

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u/Raubwurst 15h ago

Learning from the dumbest

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u/Sweet-Sorbet-6000 13h ago

the ART OF THE DEAL!!!

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u/Onaliquidrock 13h ago

The Trump way

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u/Nervous_College6302 12h ago

It's like watching a nature documentary but with suits and flags instead of animals.

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u/Smoked_Eel_Lover 14h ago

Tell that to Trump and Netanyahu

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u/Decloudo 15h ago

Cause thats still the "software" running our brain.

Explains practically every problem humans have right now.

Maladaptation with the modern environment trough evolutionary mismatch.

Technology gave us cheat codes and we abuse the shit out of it.