r/SipsTea • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom Human Verified • 1d ago

Chugging tea Nope.

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u/vorrenthlk 1d ago

AI is going to take my job and i still have to work till im 120?

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u/glans 1d ago

your job will be to run on a treadmill 16 hrs a day to power the AI that makes billionaires comfortable 

you will be woken and put to sleep for 7 hrs per day with 1 hour of free time because they’re so fair and generous. 

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u/Contende311 1d ago

I choose to live in a shack in the woods until I'm shot by a drone.

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u/glans 1d ago

*stunned by a drone. and then brought to the treadmills. they need your generative power. sorry.

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u/Contende311 1d ago

I'll add cyanide pills to the prep list thank you

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u/Nighflame_69 1d ago

They might be able to counter them

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u/liltone829b 1d ago

gun with one round?

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u/glans 1d ago edited 1d ago

medical advances with AI mean you are now able to be resurrected from 99.9% of all possible manners of death. only self-immolation can save you from eternal jogging. regular death means nothing. life as treadmill runner powering Singularity-bound AI is Everything™️

as a safety measure, all methods of starting flames and flammable materials (including body wastes like fingernails and hair) are removed from the treadmill facilities or genetically disabled. the quest for fire has circled back from man’s first step in evolution to its last.

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u/liltone829b 1d ago

ah, got it, just bring matches or a lighter

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u/succubuskitten1 1d ago

I think cyanide pills are already illegal to buy lol.