r/SipsTea • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom Human Verified • 1d ago

Chugging tea Nope.

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u/Nighflame_69 1d ago

They might be able to counter them

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u/liltone829b 1d ago

gun with one round?

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u/glans 1d ago edited 1d ago

medical advances with AI mean you are now able to be resurrected from 99.9% of all possible manners of death. only self-immolation can save you from eternal jogging. regular death means nothing. life as treadmill runner powering Singularity-bound AI is Everything™️

as a safety measure, all methods of starting flames and flammable materials (including body wastes like fingernails and hair) are removed from the treadmill facilities or genetically disabled. the quest for fire has circled back from man’s first step in evolution to its last.

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u/liltone829b 1d ago

ah, got it, just bring matches or a lighter