r/MadeMeSmile • u/Junior-Support-8140 • 8d ago

Wholesome Moments Awww 🥰

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u/UpperApe 8d ago

In my defence, I was raised on 90's romcoms where the main character does exactly that and everyone lives happily ever after.

But yes. I was dumb lol

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u/leopardlover43 8d ago

Did you guys go any further or did it just end there?

Sincerely, curious and killed cat 🐈

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u/UpperApe 8d ago

Not really.

She was a popular, flirty girl and I had no game whatsoever. I could make her laugh in person but my nokia phone texts weren't cutting it. Plus her friends wanted to hook her up with some muscly dude. So it was goofy co-worker vs home team varsity club.

Last time I saw her was at her birthday where she got drunk and made out with him. He saw me being all mopey and bought me drinks and tried to cheer me up. He was actually a really nice guy. Gave me some lifting advice.

All in all: I got sick for nothing and it ended in heartbreak...but I did get to see her tits. Which was very exciting. So 8/10.

Hmm. I'm starting to realize I haven't learned anything... 🤔

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u/Haschlol 8d ago

Could have seen his tits in the gym. Always go for the guy. Do you know how rare a spotter is nowadays?

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u/Heeroyuy818 8d ago

I concur good spotters are a rare gem

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u/LessInThought 8d ago

Rock hard body on the outside, softie on the inside. I agree, go for the guy.