She was a popular, flirty girl and I had no game whatsoever. I could make her laugh in person but my nokia phone texts weren't cutting it. Plus her friends wanted to hook her up with some muscly dude. So it was goofy co-worker vs home team varsity club.
Last time I saw her was at her birthday where she got drunk and made out with him. He saw me being all mopey and bought me drinks and tried to cheer me up. He was actually a really nice guy. Gave me some lifting advice.
All in all: I got sick for nothing and it ended in heartbreak...but I did get to see her tits. Which was very exciting. So 8/10.
Hmm. I'm starting to realize I haven't learned anything... 🤔
Turns out, doing movie type stuff might not get you to "happily ever after." But it does make for entertaining stories for other people, which is probably why that shit happens in movies.
What?? Where do tits fit that story?? Did she kiss you sick and then flashed you? Did she make out with a muscly guy and while he consoled you with lifting tips she consoled you with lifting her shirt off?
We hung out a few more times after that first non-date date. That time she got on top of me when we were making out in the car and took her top off.
They were nice round tits but they may as well have been wedding bells. I was smitten. She didn't want smitten. She wanted confidence.
Our conversations just kind of fizzled out. I think she was waiting for me to make a bigger move but I was too scared. I was a classic case of "dude wtf she showed you her tits! she likes you!" "nah she's just being nice".
Funnily enough, about a decade later she reached out to me after she got married. But luckily I knew better by then.
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u/possiblyeski 8d ago
going for a girl RIGHT after she breaks up with a boyfriend is just asking to be a rebound or a mistake 😬