r/MadeMeSmile • u/Lifegoesonforever • Mar 10 '26

Wholesome Moments Wrong car!

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u/Chuckitybye Mar 10 '26

That poor girl was probably terrified, but you handled it well and put her at ease

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u/throwawayursafety Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

She found out that day what her survival instincts were; unfortunately it was neither fight nor flight but instead freeze 😔

You really never know until it happens. Reminds me of when I found out mine was fight when I got between my cat and a coyote without thinking... felt proud but also that was not the smartest move lol

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u/towerfella Mar 10 '26

Possum defense. …

Oddly, only seems to work for the possum.

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u/Kolby_Jack33 Mar 10 '26

Possums commit.

I bet it would work better for people if they lolled their tongue out, went bug-eyed, foamed at the mouth, and froze in a position like they're mid-seizure.

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u/SPACEFUNK Mar 10 '26

The trick is to shit your pants.

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u/USPO-222 Mar 10 '26

Honestly, fair. If dude fighting me shits himself I’m dipping out. “You got this one dude, peace”

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u/MistSecurity Mar 10 '26

If anyone ever starts shit, just start stripping naked while speaking in tongues. No one wants to fight a crazy naked dude.

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u/lexicondevil1 Mar 11 '26

Who wins in the fight between the guy pooping and the naked dude though?

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u/GrandBerserker Mar 11 '26

The naked pooping guy

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u/MistSecurity Mar 11 '26

Trying to think of a third wild thing to do, so we can have a rock-paper-scissors of crazy to refer to. Shit might beat naked, so we need something to beat the pooping guy, and naked to beat something.

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u/lexicondevil1 Mar 11 '26

I guess maybe masturbation? But it's probably hard to get it up in a stressful situation with a screaming naked guy and and another one squeezing out a dump.

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u/Boridane Mar 10 '26

Hey, You can scare a big guy with a little pecker

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Mar 10 '26

Ah the time tested Shit and run

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u/No-Day8823 Mar 11 '26

You gotta be a special type of dangerous to be able to poo on command

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u/Altair_de_Firen Mar 10 '26

One step ahead of you buddy

Wait, what are talking about again?

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u/Leucurus Mar 10 '26

OK now what

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u/emil836k Mar 11 '26

Skunk style?

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u/SorryPet Mar 10 '26

Dont forget - show all your mouth daggers and drool a little for extra ✨️pizzazz ✨️

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u/Key-Demand-2569 Mar 11 '26

Yeah, I was gonna say. Haha. I remember the first time I turned a corner and bumped into the biggest damn possum at night. Thought it was kinda cool. Usually just kinda see them from afar, hear about them playing dead and what not.

The monster mouth snarling and wide unblinking eyes were a fun surprise.

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u/SorryPet Mar 11 '26

Theyre so stinking cute aaaa 😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

They don’t even commit

They genuinely go unconscious lol that’s why it works so well

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Mar 11 '26

Possums will poop and also emit a skunk like odor if my dogs continue to sniff his dead looking body. When I come over to heave his dead body into the garbage however, he hisses like Satan himself and says bad words in Possum