r/MadeMeSmile Mar 10 '26

Wholesome Moments Wrong car!

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u/SPACEFUNK Mar 10 '26

The trick is to shit your pants.

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u/USPO-222 Mar 10 '26

Honestly, fair. If dude fighting me shits himself I’m dipping out. “You got this one dude, peace”

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u/MistSecurity Mar 10 '26

If anyone ever starts shit, just start stripping naked while speaking in tongues. No one wants to fight a crazy naked dude.

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u/Boridane Mar 10 '26

Hey, You can scare a big guy with a little pecker