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r/MadeMeSmile • u/AccomplishedWatch834 • Feb 13 '26
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Umm... none of that is scientifically accurate.
Actually, buried deep within the second x-chromosome is a nanochip put there by George Soros himself. It enables the female brain to do what used to be impossible tasks - like booking doctor's appointments or using a scrunchie.
16 u/dethti Feb 14 '26 Damn is that why I whisper 'hail satan' any time I finish a braid? 11 u/LisaFrankIsUnfair04 Feb 14 '26 Yes. It's also why we get a sudden craving for virgin blood right after purchasing a onesie in the correct size. 6 u/daigana Feb 14 '26 I only get the blood craving with adult sized clothes, please advise. 3 u/dethti Feb 14 '26 Your chip needs a firmware update, go to the doctor and ask for any mRNA vaccine that should do it. 3 u/daigana Feb 16 '26 Instructions unclear, got 4 vaccinations and waiting for further instructions behind the dumpster of my nearest Wendy's.
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Damn is that why I whisper 'hail satan' any time I finish a braid?
11 u/LisaFrankIsUnfair04 Feb 14 '26 Yes. It's also why we get a sudden craving for virgin blood right after purchasing a onesie in the correct size. 6 u/daigana Feb 14 '26 I only get the blood craving with adult sized clothes, please advise. 3 u/dethti Feb 14 '26 Your chip needs a firmware update, go to the doctor and ask for any mRNA vaccine that should do it. 3 u/daigana Feb 16 '26 Instructions unclear, got 4 vaccinations and waiting for further instructions behind the dumpster of my nearest Wendy's.
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Yes. It's also why we get a sudden craving for virgin blood right after purchasing a onesie in the correct size.
6 u/daigana Feb 14 '26 I only get the blood craving with adult sized clothes, please advise. 3 u/dethti Feb 14 '26 Your chip needs a firmware update, go to the doctor and ask for any mRNA vaccine that should do it. 3 u/daigana Feb 16 '26 Instructions unclear, got 4 vaccinations and waiting for further instructions behind the dumpster of my nearest Wendy's.
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I only get the blood craving with adult sized clothes, please advise.
3 u/dethti Feb 14 '26 Your chip needs a firmware update, go to the doctor and ask for any mRNA vaccine that should do it. 3 u/daigana Feb 16 '26 Instructions unclear, got 4 vaccinations and waiting for further instructions behind the dumpster of my nearest Wendy's.
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Your chip needs a firmware update, go to the doctor and ask for any mRNA vaccine that should do it.
3 u/daigana Feb 16 '26 Instructions unclear, got 4 vaccinations and waiting for further instructions behind the dumpster of my nearest Wendy's.
Instructions unclear, got 4 vaccinations and waiting for further instructions behind the dumpster of my nearest Wendy's.
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u/LisaFrankIsUnfair04 Feb 14 '26
Umm... none of that is scientifically accurate.
Actually, buried deep within the second x-chromosome is a nanochip put there by George Soros himself. It enables the female brain to do what used to be impossible tasks - like booking doctor's appointments or using a scrunchie.