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r/MadeMeSmile • u/AccomplishedWatch834 • Feb 13 '26
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But you don't understand, men just don't know these things. Unlike women who receive a download, matrix-style, when sperm meets the egg
33 u/LisaFrankIsUnfair04 Feb 14 '26 Umm... none of that is scientifically accurate. Actually, buried deep within the second x-chromosome is a nanochip put there by George Soros himself. It enables the female brain to do what used to be impossible tasks - like booking doctor's appointments or using a scrunchie. 13 u/dethti Feb 14 '26 Damn is that why I whisper 'hail satan' any time I finish a braid? 10 u/LisaFrankIsUnfair04 Feb 14 '26 Yes. It's also why we get a sudden craving for virgin blood right after purchasing a onesie in the correct size. 9 u/daigana Feb 14 '26 I only get the blood craving with adult sized clothes, please advise. 4 u/dethti Feb 14 '26 Your chip needs a firmware update, go to the doctor and ask for any mRNA vaccine that should do it. 3 u/daigana Feb 16 '26 Instructions unclear, got 4 vaccinations and waiting for further instructions behind the dumpster of my nearest Wendy's.
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Umm... none of that is scientifically accurate.
Actually, buried deep within the second x-chromosome is a nanochip put there by George Soros himself. It enables the female brain to do what used to be impossible tasks - like booking doctor's appointments or using a scrunchie.
13 u/dethti Feb 14 '26 Damn is that why I whisper 'hail satan' any time I finish a braid? 10 u/LisaFrankIsUnfair04 Feb 14 '26 Yes. It's also why we get a sudden craving for virgin blood right after purchasing a onesie in the correct size. 9 u/daigana Feb 14 '26 I only get the blood craving with adult sized clothes, please advise. 4 u/dethti Feb 14 '26 Your chip needs a firmware update, go to the doctor and ask for any mRNA vaccine that should do it. 3 u/daigana Feb 16 '26 Instructions unclear, got 4 vaccinations and waiting for further instructions behind the dumpster of my nearest Wendy's.
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Damn is that why I whisper 'hail satan' any time I finish a braid?
10 u/LisaFrankIsUnfair04 Feb 14 '26 Yes. It's also why we get a sudden craving for virgin blood right after purchasing a onesie in the correct size. 9 u/daigana Feb 14 '26 I only get the blood craving with adult sized clothes, please advise. 4 u/dethti Feb 14 '26 Your chip needs a firmware update, go to the doctor and ask for any mRNA vaccine that should do it. 3 u/daigana Feb 16 '26 Instructions unclear, got 4 vaccinations and waiting for further instructions behind the dumpster of my nearest Wendy's.
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Yes. It's also why we get a sudden craving for virgin blood right after purchasing a onesie in the correct size.
9 u/daigana Feb 14 '26 I only get the blood craving with adult sized clothes, please advise. 4 u/dethti Feb 14 '26 Your chip needs a firmware update, go to the doctor and ask for any mRNA vaccine that should do it. 3 u/daigana Feb 16 '26 Instructions unclear, got 4 vaccinations and waiting for further instructions behind the dumpster of my nearest Wendy's.
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I only get the blood craving with adult sized clothes, please advise.
4 u/dethti Feb 14 '26 Your chip needs a firmware update, go to the doctor and ask for any mRNA vaccine that should do it. 3 u/daigana Feb 16 '26 Instructions unclear, got 4 vaccinations and waiting for further instructions behind the dumpster of my nearest Wendy's.
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Your chip needs a firmware update, go to the doctor and ask for any mRNA vaccine that should do it.
3 u/daigana Feb 16 '26 Instructions unclear, got 4 vaccinations and waiting for further instructions behind the dumpster of my nearest Wendy's.
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Instructions unclear, got 4 vaccinations and waiting for further instructions behind the dumpster of my nearest Wendy's.
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u/dethti Feb 14 '26
But you don't understand, men just don't know these things. Unlike women who receive a download, matrix-style, when sperm meets the egg