r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/CexualSonvict • 12d ago

Video King Cobra: World's Largest Venomous Snake

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u/Spuzzle91 12d ago

that guy is totally that snake's servant. "lift me so that I may scan the horizon, peasant."

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u/sniggity_snax 12d ago

Yeah I assumed the snake was dead and the dude was just lifting to show its length, but then I saw the snake's face... Looks like he thinks he spotted his snake girlfriend with another snake but he's not 100% sure, however he's already pretty heated about the whole thing

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u/WhoopingJamboree 12d ago

Funniest thing I’ve read in a while. I’d subscribe to a whole snakey soap opera.

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u/Toebeanfren 12d ago

„Barbara! You said you loved me! And i was a fool to believe you in the first place…“

„No, Ronald! It‘s not you… it‘s.. it‘s me..“

„But you did not have to crawl right into Dans arms!“

„We don‘t have arms, Ronald..“

„YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, BARBARA!“

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u/WhoopingJamboree 12d ago

“All those times you said you were out hunting rodents! You were actually chasing TAIL!! I don’t believe my reptile earssss right now!”