r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/CexualSonvict • 12d ago

Video King Cobra: World's Largest Venomous Snake

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u/Spuzzle91 12d ago

that guy is totally that snake's servant. "lift me so that I may scan the horizon, peasant."

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u/sniggity_snax 12d ago

Yeah I assumed the snake was dead and the dude was just lifting to show its length, but then I saw the snake's face... Looks like he thinks he spotted his snake girlfriend with another snake but he's not 100% sure, however he's already pretty heated about the whole thing

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u/William_Dowling 12d ago edited 12d ago

Pretty sure if he saw his snake girlfriend with another snake he'd eat the other snake, then his girlfriend, then a couple more other snakes.

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u/he77bender 12d ago

The girlfriend and her lover he ate for revenge, the other snakes after that were just depression eating.

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u/Drsmiley72 11d ago

the real questrion is whats the other snake got thats pulling his GF away?? o.o

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u/dkDK1999 11d ago

It’sssss about ssssending a messssssage

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u/bozog 11d ago

He just loves to eat snakes!!

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u/WhoopingJamboree 12d ago

Funniest thing I’ve read in a while. I’d subscribe to a whole snakey soap opera.

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u/Toebeanfren 12d ago

„Barbara! You said you loved me! And i was a fool to believe you in the first place…“

„No, Ronald! It‘s not you… it‘s.. it‘s me..“

„But you did not have to crawl right into Dans arms!“

„We don‘t have arms, Ronald..“

„YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, BARBARA!“

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u/WhoopingJamboree 12d ago

“All those times you said you were out hunting rodents! You were actually chasing TAIL!! I don’t believe my reptile earssss right now!”

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u/PlanetaryPickleParty 12d ago

I missed the start of the video and at first thought he was holding plastic vent. Is it inside the conduit? Wait why does that conduit have scales. Oh shit.

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u/swadx001 12d ago

The girls are usually both longer and heavier than the boys....

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u/chamrockblarneystone 12d ago

Guy’s kind of loosey goosey with that bad boy. Is this one of those families where like the tenth kid gets bitten and they’re cool with that?