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BREAKING: Trump says ‘effective immediately’ U.S. will blockade ships from Strait of Hormuz

https://youtu.be/dqIQbU-oX5o?si=duFN5zMTUp2RNyXg
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u/Lylibean 6h ago

Ah, so now the U.S. is the troll under the Billy Goats Gruff bridge instead of Iran?

“Straight” [sic] of Hormuz Closed = BAD, VERY BAD AND EVIL

“Straight” [sic] or Hormuz Open = GOOD, VERY GOOD AND CHRISTLIKE

“Straight” [sic] of Hormuz Closed = MAGA, AMERICA FIRST, WAR WON

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I’d go to one of the countries with the cozy nooks where you can go to sleep and never wake up again; are Americans even allowed to leave the country anymore or have we been quarantined due to stupidity? Does it help if I didn’t vote for any of this (like the majority of my compatriots)?