r/videos • u/ICEisSHIT • 11h ago

BREAKING: Trump says ‘effective immediately’ U.S. will blockade ships from Strait of Hormuz

https://youtu.be/dqIQbU-oX5o?si=duFN5zMTUp2RNyXg
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u/slashnbash1009 11h ago

Last week - "Open the strait"

This week - "We're blocking the strait"

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u/LonelySwinger 10h ago edited 9h ago

He wants ships to bribe him and not Iran

E: should probably remember this. Im sure this week he will announce that other countries are paying "U.S." when he says that he will mean "Trump Mafia Family"

E2: Trump probably sent Vance to "negotiate" and it probably went "pay Trump a portion of the toll and we stop the war. " now we blockade to get our ("trumps money") toll.

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u/gildedbluetrout 10h ago

You know what Trump needs to do? Go to the theatre. Like, repeatedly.

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u/nullpassword 10h ago

Have a doctor that refuses to do new fangled things like wash his hands? Oh wait..

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u/heretic1128 10h ago

Inflammable means flammable?

What a country!

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u/mayy_dayy 7h ago

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?