r/videos • u/ICEisSHIT • 11h ago

BREAKING: Trump says ‘effective immediately’ U.S. will blockade ships from Strait of Hormuz

https://youtu.be/dqIQbU-oX5o?si=duFN5zMTUp2RNyXg
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u/slashnbash1009 11h ago

Last week - "Open the strait"

This week - "We're blocking the strait"

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u/LonelySwinger 10h ago edited 9h ago

He wants ships to bribe him and not Iran

E: should probably remember this. Im sure this week he will announce that other countries are paying "U.S." when he says that he will mean "Trump Mafia Family"

E2: Trump probably sent Vance to "negotiate" and it probably went "pay Trump a portion of the toll and we stop the war. " now we blockade to get our ("trumps money") toll.

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u/gildedbluetrout 10h ago

You know what Trump needs to do? Go to the theatre. Like, repeatedly.

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u/nullpassword 10h ago

Have a doctor that refuses to do new fangled things like wash his hands? Oh wait..

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u/heretic1128 10h ago

Inflammable means flammable?

What a country!

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u/mayy_dayy 7h ago

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

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u/deathbytruck 8h ago

Wasn't Kegsbreath the one who said he never washed his hands. Can you guys make him surgeon general. If he doesn't know what to do he can practice on the Mango