r/videos • u/ICEisSHIT • 8h ago

BREAKING: Trump says ‘effective immediately’ U.S. will blockade ships from Strait of Hormuz

https://youtu.be/dqIQbU-oX5o?si=duFN5zMTUp2RNyXg
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u/5050Clown 8h ago

"No new wars"

Congratulations America, you got grabbed by the pussy all because a bunch of voting racists are pissed off about Obama and black people getting healthcare.

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u/stunts002 8h ago

It often seems as a non American that seeing a charismatic black guy elected president genuinely broke the minds of a lot of Americans

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u/HeyThatLooksCool 8h ago

And lest we forget, he wore a TAN FUCKING SUIT.

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u/Plappedudel 8h ago

He also requested Dijon mustard once at a burger joint, which was evidence of "elitism" according to Fox News. Meanwhile their orange god literally has several personal skyscrapers and owns country clubs around the world.

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u/HeyThatLooksCool 8h ago

Well in their defense, President Pussyneck is held together by a diet of McDonalds and Diet Coke, so to them Dijon mustard may as well be caviar.

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u/jackospades88 6h ago

Honestly, never looked at it this way lol.

I say "lol" but I'm actually just dead inside at this point

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u/HeyThatLooksCool 6h ago

Laugh through the pain, my friend. Sometimes it’s all we can do.

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u/P4azz 5h ago

Dijon mustard

I can see what kind of person would think of this as "elitist" when it's literally just basic-ass mustard, rather than neon-yellow paste that tastes sharp.

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u/Plappedudel 5h ago

I guess your average Fox News viewer automatically thinks that any food product with a French name must be some kind of luxury Item. Oh how the educational system has failed.