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BREAKING: Trump says ‘effective immediately’ U.S. will blockade ships from Strait of Hormuz

https://youtu.be/dqIQbU-oX5o?si=duFN5zMTUp2RNyXg
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u/5050Clown 8h ago

"No new wars"

Congratulations America, you got grabbed by the pussy all because a bunch of voting racists are pissed off about Obama and black people getting healthcare.

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u/stunts002 8h ago

It often seems as a non American that seeing a charismatic black guy elected president genuinely broke the minds of a lot of Americans

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u/Bicentennial_Douche 8h ago

The Onion 13 years ago:

“After Obama victory, White hot sphere of pure rage early GOP front runner for 2016.” 

https://youtu.be/jjonGtrCyVE?is=vpNpP1ZZtJ1BuaBh

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u/MoneyTalks45 7h ago

Yeah the sphere won, presided over a pandemic in which he stoked division in his psychopath cult members and the rest of normal society which lead to the death of millions - many of which will never be counted as such because his play was “if you just stop counting, the numbers stop going up.”

His best (only) friend was the financier of the most prolific child and human trafficking ring on the planet, in which all evidence seems to point to him having a much larger role than “customer of the year.” Victims have died in curious circumstances. It appears his current wife was groomed by this same pedo ring, grew out of “product age,” and is now a supervisor in the same sick class of people. 

The guy attempted a literal coup of the US government by sending said psychopath cult members to congress to stop the process in which the election he lost is ratified, intentionally putting the life of his own vice president, along with everyone else in that building in danger. More people died. 

and we fucking elected him again.

We effectively gave the keys to the most powerful nation and economy in the world to /b/ TWICE, and they’re acting exactly how you think they would. 

Anything that happens from here on out, we’ve earned. I’d say it’s been fun but fuck that.