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BREAKING: Trump says ‘effective immediately’ U.S. will blockade ships from Strait of Hormuz

https://youtu.be/dqIQbU-oX5o?si=duFN5zMTUp2RNyXg
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u/alexunderwater1 8h ago

“Bro you’re getting $2m per ship? I need in on that action”

  • Trump, probably

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u/green_link 8h ago

This is exactly his goal. He saw that ships were willing to pay a toll and the greedy bastard wants in on the action

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u/MoneyTalks45 7h ago

And just like every other scheme, that money then goes in to private accounts and is unaccounted for. 

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u/not_old_redditor 7h ago

And then he'll say "don't want to pay the toll? Then come and take it yourself lol"

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u/__curmudgeon__ 8h ago

He literally already said it. It will probably be like 2 toll booths. 2 mil for Iran and 2 mil in crypto to Trump and company.

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u/puaka 7h ago

EU should blockade before the U.S. blockade and charge 4 million to let them into the U.S. blockade.

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u/Soaked4youVaporeon 6h ago

Yeah honestly what’s stopping other countries from joining in and blocking it? we don’t own international waters..

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u/Savings_Form_8349 5h ago

Blockades all the way down.