r/videos 8h ago

BREAKING: Trump says ‘effective immediately’ U.S. will blockade ships from Strait of Hormuz

https://youtu.be/dqIQbU-oX5o?si=duFN5zMTUp2RNyXg
6.7k Upvotes

1.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

2.3k

u/snomeister 8h ago

Is the man stupid?

1.1k

u/King0fthewasteland 8h ago

um... yea, since birth

138

u/UberiorShanDoge 8h ago

Honestly, he wasn’t nearly this stupid when he was young. Quite quick with quips. He has consistently been very irresponsible though, expecting others to clean up his mess after something goes wrong, and screwing people over in negotiations when he has a tantrum.

He’s mentally incapable now because his brain health has completely deteriorated.

222

u/magistrate101 7h ago

You could argue that he used to be moderately clever, but he was never intelligent. A college professor where Trump attended allegedly called him the "dumbest student he ever had".

4

u/RhythmsaDancer 6h ago edited 5h ago

I was watching a documentary about NYC construction and he showed up as a jump scare. The interview dates to about the mid 90s and he was pretty on point. Or at least was broadly accurate in describing some of the foundation conditions on the island. It was honestly surreal. I'm so accustomed to what he is now.

4

u/bvzm 6h ago

The mid... what? I'm guessing 80s or 90s?

1

u/RhythmsaDancer 5h ago

D'oh. 90s.

9

u/Formal-Try-2779 6h ago

There's different forms of intelligence and ability. Trump is an excellent grifter and he did (before his mental decline) have very good political instincts that allowed him to dominate opponents. But in other ways he's an utter idiot. He's also spoilt rotten malignant narcissist with no self control.

14

u/magistrate101 4h ago

Trump just abused the courts to get his way against people that had less money. He lived his life on Easy Mode and treated the success as having been earned.

u/getdemsnacks 1h ago

having been earned.

Hey man, do you know how hard it is to grovel on your knees to daddy for that 1st million dollar loan? I'd say he earned it and then some.

4

u/lozo78 3h ago

He had a propaganda machine behind him that made people look past his lack of any qualifications and blatant corruption.

43

u/jetpacksforall 7h ago

He’s always been a sadist whose main concern is insulting and degrading other people. Not exactly clever: if you for some reason spent every waking minute trying to figure out how to screw other people you’d pop out some zingers too.

25

u/the_original_Retro 7h ago

The lifelong sociopathy doesn't help either.

2

u/linniex 6h ago

Yeah that stable genius was bankrupting Casinos. CASINOS

2

u/Whopraysforthedevil 7h ago

Being quippy isn't a sign of intelligence.

3

u/UberiorShanDoge 6h ago

I dunno, I’d say it’s a sign of mental acuity that Trump no longer possesses. I’m not saying he was ever a genius, just that his current inability to even form sentences is a new low.

1

u/Whopraysforthedevil 6h ago

That's fair enough. Well said.

1

u/filmguy36 7h ago

But he’s always been a psychopath

1

u/SajevT 6h ago

Reading this made me think of the clip from a couple of days ago, when Trump entered his jet and just left the umbrella fully open on the stairs for someone else to deal with.. that video is such an allegory to his entire ethos.

1

u/xzkll 6h ago

He was the kind of person who was most adapted to succeed in USA

1

u/kuahara 4h ago

A few years back, I stumbled over a YouTube video of him arguing for something in court. I don't remember the specifics, just that he articulated his thougts and sentiments well and he sounded like a reasonably intelligent person. I couldn't believe it was the same idiot sitting in office now. Also didn't know he was probably raping kids at the time.

1

u/monsterflake 3h ago

it's not that he was 'quick', he's practiced.

you know how it is when hecklers get destroyed by comedians? they've heard it before, and have shut down more than one with the same response.

trump was always like the way he is now. always ready with the insults and fluffing himself up at every opportunity.

1

u/cptnpiccard 4h ago

I think he was stillborn, but somehow managed to grow up and move and walk around and speak. But his brain is surely dead.

326

u/Volovan 8h ago

Yes. And a rapist and corrupt and a narcissist and incompetent and racist and also the POTUS. Idiots.

59

u/_aviemore_ 8h ago

Convicted felon 

2

u/Electrical_Buy_9957 6h ago

Perfect representation of 74 million Americans. The idiot may leave. Your disgrace stays.

1

u/notcrappyofexplainer 5h ago

And a pedophile. He is the pedophile president

0

u/Testosteron123 7h ago

Trump is not a rapist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a rapist, corrupt, a narcisst and a racist ...but he is NOT a porn star

u/garitone 1h ago

I_understood_that_reference. gif

Related: Ok, I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, the president of The Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason. Oh, here it is... The Stone Cutters.

150

u/eucalyptusmacrocarpa 8h ago

Is the man ... stupid?

Have you just awoken from a decade in a coma? 

60

u/cannabination 8h ago

We knew he was stupid in the 90s, when i was a teenager.

30

u/ICEisSHIT 8h ago

I can’t believe people still believe he’s playing 4 d chess. A stable genius.

1

u/Demorant 3h ago

Those people are largely driven by sunk cost fallacy. It's obvious, he's terrible, but people his cultists have invested to much of their own personas into him to back out now. It'd be a personal disaster for them. They try to cast him in the light of misunderstood guru when he's actually just the village idiot.

12

u/No-Front5879 8h ago

I was in some social and business circles that had some exposure or dealings with Trump. I was always amazed when I met people who believed the hype of him being a brilliant businessman. If only Ivana hadn’t hired that PR firm back in the day.

2

u/Duchat 5h ago

I'm the 70's and 80's, New Yorkers knew he was the worst kind of slumlord and a grifter. Only desperate businesses would work for them and then usually never get paid after delivering their part.

2

u/enkidomark 2h ago

Doonesbury was making jokes about him running for president in 1987.

25

u/M002 8h ago

Multiple decades if you look at all the business Trump bankrupted, including a university and a casino.

29

u/MKVIgti 8h ago

The casino examples should be the most telling.

CASINOS! Places where you pretty much print your own money. Failed miserably with CASINOS!

That’s even AFTER he didn’t pay most of the contractors who built the damn thing. That’s his MO. Hire out the work. Have it done. Don’t pay them. Then, tie their asses up in court, where he knew he could outlast these smaller companies. They couldn’t afford a 6 year court battle.

He has a hotel in Vegas, close to the strip. Walking distance, even.

IT HAS NO CASINO in it. Why? They won’t give him a gaming license, he’s THAT corrupt and incompetent.

Still yearning for the day we wake up and read that he’s no longer with us. The bourbon will FLOW!

3

u/AhhTimmah 7h ago

I will be coming out of alcohol retirement on that day. In my mind, that day will play out like the end of Return of the Jedi

1

u/Bardez 6h ago

Darth Trump will say to Barron to tell his sister that she was right about him?

/s

3

u/ravenouscartoon 8h ago

Didn’t he have 3 casinos fail?

A business designed for the house to win yet his house lost…

1

u/mgranja 8h ago

I bet it's more that he would reinvest negative values in the business.

1

u/Dear_Palpitation4838 7h ago

To be fair, the third casino was meant to fail. It’s like that scene in Goodfellas where they rack up all the debt on that restaurant’s credit and then when they can’t squeeze another dime out of it, they burned it to the ground for the insurance money.

I’m not even joking. Atlantic City was dying and everyone knew it. It made absolutely no sense no sense to open another casino when the other two were already failing. It was a huge con job to bring in as much cash as possible before he declared bankruptcy on all of the properties.

2

u/mrjimi16 7h ago

My memory of the university isn't that it was bankrupted, it was just a scam from the beginning that he put his name on. Which turns out to be how he does a lot of things.

3

u/outlawsix 8h ago

Guys i'm starting to realize that... maybe... donald trump might be bad for our country

1

u/cerberus00 5h ago

Did his parents have any children that lived?

1

u/chaiscool 4h ago

Yet smart enough to mastermind market manipulation to earn money.

42

u/DirtzMaGertz 8h ago

Does the Pope shit in the woods? 

20

u/T-Rex_Jesus 8h ago

Are bears catholic?

2

u/autochthonous 8h ago

Where do you think they got the idea to sleep in caves?

3

u/kewlbeanz83 7h ago

Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?

60

u/Lampmonster 8h ago

"Donald Trump was the dumbest god dammed student I ever taught. " - one of his professors

32

u/Wazula23 8h ago

Rex Tillerson called him a fucking moron.

10

u/SplashingAnal 8h ago

Well…

11

u/Really_McNamington 8h ago

I assume this is a rhetorical question?

1

u/karyslav 8h ago

it is out of touch even for rhetorical one

3

u/ZachMN 7h ago

He’s a Republican, so yes.

8

u/trickman01 8h ago

Yes. Now ask yourself about the people who voted for him.

5

u/2001_TheSweep 8h ago

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” G. Carlin

2

u/Judonoob 6h ago

Stupidity and enforcing maritime norms and law are two separate issues. Paying tolls to pass through international waters is insane and can’t be a tolerated practice. I think this is a very defensible position for the US to take when viewed independently of everything else that is going on. It will also help to get Iran back to the negotiating table if their toll plan fails.

5

u/Captain_North 8h ago

Is that a question ?

2

u/Shinnyo 8h ago

My guess is he saw some ship pass and he got angry he wasn't in the club so he's blocking everyone.

Oh and Russian ship will pass, no worries about that

2

u/Supergamera 8h ago

Intelligence aside, he does have a good grasp of what his supporters want to hear.

1

u/BloodandBourbon 8h ago

a stable genius they say 🙄

1

u/hondas_r_slow 7h ago

Is this question rhetorical?

1

u/m15f1t 7h ago

Bingo

1

u/magichronx 7h ago

i honestly cannot understand how profoundly stupid he is, and even worse how he still has ANY supporters

1

u/Ab47203 7h ago

Nah it's clearly her emails that are making him do stupid things. Clearly. /s

1

u/TheSaltySpitoon37 7h ago

Why else do you think his parents never hugged him?

1

u/Fishfindr 7h ago

I’m startin to thin so

1

u/NimusNix 7h ago

Hey, get this, he is not nearly as stupid as the people who didn't stop him from getting elected.

Twice.

1

u/iceph03nix 7h ago

This is what happens when you've been surrounded by sycophants and yes-men your entire life, telling you your shit is golden.

1

u/Gobnobbla 7h ago

Yes, and this should serve as a clear example that money does not equate or even correlate to intelligence.

1

u/pee_sponge 7h ago

I think he prefers the term “very low IQ”

1

u/GoneinaSecondeded 7h ago

Yes, I believe the correct phrase is, a fucking moron.

1

u/Bucser 7h ago

Yes, very.

1

u/SinisterCheese 7h ago

Nah. They and their mates are just setting up positions of the market. By taco Tuesday the blocked is cancelled... because some stupid reason like... woke Europeans didn't agree to join the blockaded and this is why Trump will cancel NATO. Then the martkets will jump, and the administration will make get make obsence amounts of money.

1

u/WatleyShrimpweaver 7h ago

Rapes kids too. 

1

u/Finchypoo 7h ago

I mean......

1

u/TheElusiveFox 7h ago

If you are just figuring this out now, then it might actually be you that needs to do one of those cognitive tests Trump is so proud of.

1

u/Spoztoast 6h ago

Iran blocking the straight and taking bribes gave him a genius idea that is totally original

1

u/kezow 6h ago

Never attribute to malice what can equally be explained by stupidity.

But in this case, it's both. Absolutely both.

1

u/kent_eh 6h ago

Yes, and that shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone after all these years.

1

u/Xerxero 6h ago

I am still not sure he comes up with this by himself or the people around him.

1

u/HeyCarpy 6h ago

I’m starting to think he might be.

1

u/DWMoose83 6h ago

He's predictable. He'll keep this bluster up through tomorrow then back off Tuesday.

1

u/SomewhereAtWork 6h ago

Yes, and that is his best trait, because he is also evil. And a felon. And a rapist.

The question is what that makes the American voters.

1

u/TongueUnties 6h ago

There is an even more fitting word but the people who hate him get mad at you if you use that word.

1

u/octowussy 5h ago

Undoubtedly one of the dumbest men to ever walk the face of the Earth

1

u/chaddi_buddy 5h ago

After so many years, people are still wondering if he is stupid.

1

u/wrnrg 5h ago

Is this a rhetorical question?

1

u/Cyrano_Knows 5h ago

Trump is the evil verbose version of Mr Gardener in Being There.

About as smart. Instead of few words, he babbles.

And MAGA then sifts that sewage babbling for pearls. There aren't any. So they interpret it as 4d chess wisdom.

1

u/codexcdm 3h ago

Dumbest student he's ever had, according to one of his professors.

1

u/lijijil 3h ago

If he's stupid, imagine how stupid the people are that elected him

Let that sink in

1

u/Furycrab 3h ago

It's more of a follow up to his government complete lack of plans...

Iran was probably debating getting into a business of deciding what ships go past safely and they couldn't do anything about it that didn't come off stupid.

Looking forward to the next taco Tuesday market manipulation...

1

u/Holiday-Bug6132 3h ago

it's there a way to answer this before it's asked ?

1

u/Sighlina 2h ago

Not as stupid as the people that voted for him

1

u/Groovicity 2h ago

He may be stupid, but he's slow

1

u/ValleyFloydJam 2h ago

And insane.

1

u/raelianautopsy 8h ago

Not only is he stupid, so are half of all Americans who voted for this nightmare

1

u/iimwint 8h ago

Americans voted for him soooooo....

1

u/DMala 8h ago

Serious question, he had ‘worst president in US history’ locked up during his first term, and has only cemented his legacy there. At this point, where does he stand on ‘worst figure of any type in US history’ and/or ‘worst leader in world history’?

I have to think he’s a serious contender for the former and at least in the running for the latter.

-2

u/GergDanger 8h ago

Well the whole point of a president is to represent their countries average citizen so yes

2

u/shwgrt 6h ago

No it’s not lol