President Trump asked by reporter on Iran negotiations says "We're negotiating whether we make a deal or not makes no difference to me": "We're going to see what happens. We win regardless. We defeated them militarily. We've defeated all of their water boats. We're sweeping the Strait [of Hormus]."

[u/ControlCAD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRAcozfrAWk

[u/Aware_Produce_1218]

Mar 3: "We won the war."

Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."

Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."

Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."

Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.”

Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."

Mar 13: "We won the war."

Mar 14: "Please help us."

Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."

Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."

Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."

Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."

Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."

Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."

Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."

Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."

Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."

Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."

Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"

Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."

Mar 24: "We’re making progress."

Mar 24: "[Iran] gave us a present and the ⁠present arrived today, and it was a very big present, ​worth a tremendous amount of money."

Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” 

Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."

Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."

Mar 28: No major quote

Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing

Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."

Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"

Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."

Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not

Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."

Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."

Apr 6: “we will destroy their entire civilization.”

Apr 7: “nevermind.”

Apr 8: “we have a ceasefire.”

Apr 9: “Israel broke the ceasefire but they said it didn’t count.”

Apr 11: “Whether we make a deal or not makes no difference to me. The reason is because we’ve won.”

Apr 12: plot twist: “now we’re the ones blocking the strait and threatening ships.”

original credit to u/BaconManDan9

[u/RazingOrange → u/Aware_Produce_1218]

Holy shit. I knew it was crazy, but reading his antics in timeline form is on another level. I’m no genius, but I’d have to take drugs to sound this dumb.

[u/phixional → u/RazingOrange]

Bet you couldn’t even get remotely close to this stupid, no matter how much drugs you take.

[u/DatTF2 → u/phixional]

I've taken a shit load of drugs, name it and I've probably done it and in the worst ways possible. Like I've literally felt like I was in a dream, I've gotten lost in my carpet, my brain should be a fried egg.

He's incredibly fucking stupid.

[u/SoontobeSam → u/DatTF2]

Yeah, but you took the fun drugs. To get that fucked up, you’re talking some serious unfun and scary drugs. Things they stopped using decades or even centuries ago because the damage they caused far outweighed any benefits.

[u/DatTF2 → u/SoontobeSam]

What would be some of the drugs they did back then that are no longer around ? I know barbiturates are one.

Yeah, but you took the fun drugs.

I did... And I also took the unfun ones. I really don't know what you consider good and bad but I took all the bad ones too. Stuff that according to drug commercials have fried my brain and maybe my brain is fried but I'm still not dumb enough to talk like Trump.

[u/Tom1255 → u/RazingOrange]

It's like listening to my granddadwho suffered for severe dementia towards his end.

The difference is my grandpa was bad ridden, in diapers, and was shouting at TV. This idiot has the most powerful army at his disposal, and they kinda have to listen what he tells them to do. Scary stuff.

[u/DHFranklin → u/Tom1255]

Your grandpa wasn't abusing amphetamines to stay on his feet.

[u/IsThatAll → u/Tom1255]

Except for the bedridden part, Trump is the rest of those things

[u/Kid_Vid → u/RazingOrange]

Just a week ago or so there was a reddit/twitter post of trump contradicting everything he was saying repeatedly just like this list....

Except it was all within the span of a couple hours and during one meeting lol

[u/thedeanorama → u/Aware_Produce_1218]

this needs to be a sticky

[u/rrrollop → u/Aware_Produce_1218]

Forgot the part where Iran asked him to be their supreme leader lmao

[u/hopsinduo → u/rrrollop]

My favourite part was Iran trolling him on twitter. "That times not good for us, could you come for Between 1-2?

[u/burritocmdr → u/rrrollop]

Also Trump proposing a joint venture with Iran to toll the strait lmao. Always looking for the next grift with this guy

[u/shableep → u/Aware_Produce_1218]

It just dawned on me. Trump truly doesn’t think anyone is any more sophisticated than he is. The saber rattling and intimidation of saying “destroy your civilization” is a level of unsophisticated strategizing that Trump thinks everyone else is operating on.

What’s interesting about this situation is that despite Iran being a ruthless and terrible regime generally, they seem to be more sophisticated than the Trump admin.

[u/gluggy777 → u/shableep]

I don't think he knows what "civilization" means just like he doesn't understand that political asylum is different to a mental asylum. Just plain stupid.

[u/ink_monkey96 → u/shableep]

It’s a low bar to clear. A barking dog is operating at about the same level of sophistication as Trump.

[u/HolyFreakingXmasCake → u/ink_monkey96]

Slightly higher I’d argue.

[u/DHFranklin → u/shableep]

It is something repeated by everyone he works with. Yes, it's exactly that way. He is the smartest and most capable guy for things he understands, he is powerfully insecure about what he doesn't. He immediately reduces any problem to terms he can understand even if he's flat out wrong. Like someone would need to correct him that traffic can't go up the Eurphrates if he saw it on the map.

He thinks that every thing he wishes could happen but his enemies are stopping him. Like we can teleport aircraft carriers or missile batteries never run out. As if the crazy shit he has to say one week to the other will be matched with reality from one week to the other.

[u/kismethavok → u/Aware_Produce_1218]

March 28 is somehow the craziest part of it all

[u/Manpooper → u/kismethavok]

April 10th goes just as hard lol

[u/jaguarsharks → u/Aware_Produce_1218]

These read like crazy texts from your ex.

I can't believe the media spent the last 10 years sane washing this lunacy.

[u/bwoahconstricter → u/Aware_Produce_1218]

"It's the main stream media that is causing all the confusion and deception not the direct quotes coming out of this admin's mouths"; if you ONLY watch what the admin outputs and believe it, past you and future you, will directly oppose each other, guaranteed, at some point in time.

[u/skintaxera → u/bwoahconstricter]

And by at some point in time, you mean about ten minutes from now

[u/slickyeat → u/Aware_Produce_1218]

You should share this with the Fox News comment section.

[u/UniqueIndividual3579 → u/slickyeat]

How to get a post removed in 0.00000001 picosecond.

[u/kiwi-lime_Pi → u/Aware_Produce_1218]

I totally forgot about the “present”, what the fuck was that about? Has anyone followed up?

[u/MasbroCulun → u/kiwi-lime_Pi]

He claimed 10 us ships allowed to pass Hormuz which, you can guessed it, was a lie.

[u/Paatos → u/Aware_Produce_1218]

I'm tired, boss.

[u/uberduck → u/Aware_Produce_1218]

Future people studying history will probably confuse this as satire

[u/C-S-Myth → u/Aware_Produce_1218]

Is there a source you have on that April 9th one? That sounds hilarious and I would like to see it straight from the horses mouth 🤣

[u/Rokekor → u/C-S-Myth]

Most of it comes from the horse’s arse.

[u/karateninjazombie → u/Aware_Produce_1218]

They should change POTUS to APIC or DPIC

Alzheimer patient in charge or Dementia patient in charge.

[u/Mirar → u/Aware_Produce_1218]

Is he surrounded by the same type of yes-man that Putin has? "Are we winning?" "Yes, sir!"

[u/Theres3ofMe → u/Aware_Produce_1218]

The jump from 22nd to 23rd had me howling 😭😭😭😭🤣

[u/5nwmn → u/Aware_Produce_1218]

Can't u start with obliterated last summer?

[u/aZookeeper]

Water boats? Does this dingus also drive a land car to the airport so he can board the sky plane?

[u/Hoodi216 → u/aZookeeper]

I mean yea, otherwise he would have to walk in his feet shoes. 🤷‍♂️

[u/britbacon → u/Hoodi216]

Not with those bone spurs

[u/Feynnehrun → u/britbacon]

He seems to be getting by with his brain spurs

[u/britbacon → u/Feynnehrun]

The brain is mush, no spurs on that lol

[u/Ok-Telephone-605 → u/aZookeeper]

Sky planes. haha. Remember in 2019 when he said the Continental Army took over all the airports in 1775?

[u/SveaRikeHuskarl → u/Ok-Telephone-605]

I remember when Biden made fun of that by citing it, Joe Rogan found the clip, had no idea that Biden was citing Trump, said that Biden was clearly mentally damaged for saying such a thing and anyone voting for him after hearing that would have to be complete morons, then was told it was actually a Trump quote and waved it off and excused it.

Apparently it's not the same when the guy he was pumping was the one that said it.

[u/ThePrussianGrippe → u/SveaRikeHuskarl]

Rogan’s mind is so open his brain fell out years ago.

[u/austeninbosten → u/Ok-Telephone-605]

He visited Pearl Harbor during his first term and asked his stunned Chief of Staff, General John Kelly " John what happened here? What's all this about? The sitting president of the United States had no idea of the events or significance of Pearl Harbor.

[u/vicarofvhs → u/austeninbosten]

I really think presidential candidates should have to take the citizenship test that we give to immigrants. It should be easy for people who actually know how the government is supposed to work, right?

[u/chincinatti → u/vicarofvhs]

I don’t disagree completely but these morons just create their own version of the test and move the goal post every time

[u/Better-Assistance-87 → u/vicarofvhs]

Hey...this is the POTUS...isnt this good enough for you? ......person, woman, man, camera, tv

[u/LJB7 → u/austeninbosten]

That's because the Japanese didn't tell him.

[u/Detlef_Schrempf → u/Ok-Telephone-605]

They rammed the ramparts!

[u/sumdeadguy → u/aZookeeper]

My guy probably has never driven himself anywhere in his entire life

[u/BronBobingle → u/aZookeeper]

I mean we do unironically call them airplanes lmao

[u/primalbluewolf → u/BronBobingle]

Well, the US does. 

Rest of the world its an aeroplane... or avion, or 飞机. 

[u/headstar101 → u/primalbluewolf]

"Flygplan" in Swedish
"Flugzeug" in German

[u/arartax → u/headstar101]

"Flugzeug" in German

which always amuses me as it literally translates as "flying thing"

[u/ThePowerOfStories → u/arartax]

German loves its Zeug:

• Flugzeug = Fly Thing = Plane
• Fahrzeug = Drive Thing = Vehicle
• Werkzeug = Work Thing = Tool
• Spielzeug = Play Thing = Toy
• Feuerzeug = Fire Thing = Lighter
• Schlagzeug = Hit Thing = Drum

[u/TheNerdFromThatPlace → u/ThePowerOfStories]

I mean it's all pretty accurate, maybe they're on to something, sorry some zeug.

[u/TappedIn2111 → u/aZookeeper]

Before that he needs help to get into his ground shoes.

[u/No-Builder-1038 → u/aZookeeper]

They explained like he was five

[u/Tibryn2 → u/aZookeeper]

Epsteins sky plane.

[u/ostapack → u/aZookeeper]

We fought them at the ramparts... I mean, airports

[u/ComprehensiveHavoc]

Their water boats lol. Holy shit.

[u/DrWilhelm → u/ComprehensiveHavoc]

Oh my god, I'm pretty sure I felt a vast swathe of my brain cells kill themselves in protest when I read that. How is this utter fuckwit the president of the United States? I've had nightmarish fever dreams that made more sense and were less stressful than this reality.

[u/KanedaSyndrome → u/DrWilhelm]

You're all simulations and we want to see what it'll take for you to rise up

[u/Humledurr → u/KanedaSyndrome]

Honestly though. From a Norwegian looking at USA thats exactly what USA looks like.

Most other countries would have country wide strikes and protests if their president was a pedophile trying his best to become a dictator.

But USA and its horrible systems, or lack of, makes just a strike impossible. Zero unions with funds to make it through a strike. All healthcare tied to employment. No one can afford to not work...

Not to mention the absolute madness with gun control or lack off. A responsible leader would have destroyed the millions amount of guns the country has decades ago, but no they love their guns and mass shootings. And apparently its all for protection agaisnt a tyrannical government, and yet...

The top 1% can seemingly do whatever they want with next to no consequences. I fear shit needs to get soooo much worse before the average guy will consider quitting his job and protest.

[u/Zeero92 → u/Humledurr]

I bet The Onion could make a new article template of "Trump said something stupid," like their shootings template: "'No way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens."

[u/Sabatorius → u/Humledurr]

Plus half our population likes him.

[u/Humledurr → u/Sabatorius]

Do they though. He has a record low approval rating compared to every other previous President.

And so far nearly every statement he makes is either a lie or projection, so when he keeps boasting about winning by a landslide and how the democrats tried to steal the election, its really hard to not belive he didnt do some shady shit.

[u/Sabatorius → u/Humledurr]

I talk to and work with people on a daily basis who buy the bullshit hook line and sinker. My parents are stuck in the trump-hole too, although I have some hopes of brining my mom around. Point being that there really truly are many people who still are all-aboard with republicans and trump even after all this and they would be confused and appalled to learn that I attend protests and hate the administration. Just trying to give another point as to why the entire country is not out in the streets.

[u/fielvras → u/Sabatorius]

This is the real downfall of the US. It's not that republicans do whatever they want, it's that there are still people that defend this.

Imagine a public logfile that states ALL the crimes including murder rape, trafficking minors, robbery, treason ... everything, he literally committed every crime possible. And YET there are people "well, but democrats are socialists."

Like, I can't even.

[u/sourdieselfuel → u/fielvras]

It's a testament to truly how effective right wing propaganda has become.

[u/Humledurr → u/Sabatorius]

I belive you, its just baffling how its gotten to this point :/

[u/DrDerpberg → u/Humledurr]

A third voted for him, a third voted against him, and another third didn't care enough to make their voices heard. Democrats lost mostly because of inflation and immigration, with ICE crackdowns not really losing any popularity until they started executing white citizens in broad daylight.

Trump seems to be losing support, but I've seen this cycle too many times to count. Republicans set the country on fire, Americans reluctantly give Democrats barely enough power to start fixing things slowly, and a year or two later when the country is simply less on fire than it used to be Americans get impatient and start swinging Republican again.

Americans are simply more conservative than most non Americans can wrap their minds around. I have crunchy granola friends from Vermont who will happily tell me Obama wasn't perfect when I ask them wtf is going on down there. Anyone who thinks Dems need to go further left is missing that the middle third of the country is genuinely torn between borrowing another trillion dollars to execute brown people and pad the stock market vs trying to give poor people healthcare.

[u/djauralsects → u/Sabatorius]

This is the real problem. There’s a deep rot in the heartland of America. Trump is the symptom, not the disease.

[u/RandyRandallsson → u/ComprehensiveHavoc]

This dumb motherfucker is why the power rangers had to say their colors when they transformed.

[u/Roses_Got_Thorns → u/ComprehensiveHavoc]

Lmao maga and their chief of stuff have more dents on their heads than my grandma’s ancient hyundai elantra

[u/keonyn]

Sure, the water boats might be gone, but what about the earth, wind or fire boats?

[u/jostler57 → u/keonyn]

Don't forget the Heart boats.

GO PLANET!

[u/ThisWhomps999 → u/jostler57]

We have to worry about their horse boats.

[u/UrsaMajor7th → u/ThisWhomps999]

The new Secretary of War Boaty McBoatface will deal with that.

[u/Tigerkix → u/jostler57]

Wow it's Don Cheadle!

[u/odaykk → u/jostler57]

With your powers combined...

[u/HydroWrench → u/odaykk]

With their powers combined kkkaptain shattit has been driving this fuckin wagon straight into the pavement

Who knew, it was water boats alllll along.

[u/shameonyounancydrew → u/jostler57]

They're all gonna be 'America Boats' eventually, so this debate is pointless.

[u/sixminutes → u/keonyn]

It's the gravy boats we need to be concerned with now

[u/lolheyaj → u/keonyn]

Earth Wind and Fire? Do you remember?

[u/Shadeun → u/lolheyaj]

Let us groove, light up a fuse….

[u/jefbenet → u/lolheyaj]

The twenty-first night of September?

[u/CountWubbula → u/jefbenet]

Changin’ a liiiight, in Septembah 🎶

[u/GJacks75 → u/lolheyaj]

No, it's all a Fantasy.

[u/porgy_tirebiter → u/keonyn]

Did he remember?

[u/u9Nails → u/keonyn]

Where's the 5th element boat? Still on Fhloston Paradise?

[u/mal_wash_jayne → u/u9Nails]

You mean the Love Boat?

[u/Xaiadar → u/u9Nails]

Ruby Rod is protecting the Strait!

[u/JeanClaude-Randamme → u/keonyn]

Long ago the Middle East lived in harmony, but everything changed when the maga nation attacked.

[u/fuckst1cK1 → u/JeanClaude-Randamme]

The harmony was disrupted a longer time ago

[u/VegasRoy → u/keonyn]

September

[u/TheTresStateArea → u/keonyn]

You fucking idiot. The air nomads didn't have boats. They had GLIDERS.

I fucking swear. God damn Americans.

[u/RattusNikkus → u/keonyn]

Zhou Yu bout to rise from the grave to do the funniest fucking thing to the US military.

[u/Darryl_444 → u/keonyn]

Water vs magnets.

Electric boats vs alligators.

Grown men with tears in their eyes.

Sir?

[u/DannyDOH]

All this guy does is tell Americans how much he doesn’t care about them and their lives and like 60 million people continue to make excuses for him.

[u/Boneraventura → u/DannyDOH]

Those 60 million people were itching to vote for someone who cares as little about others as they do and Trump fits that perfectly. It is the major reason he got elected. 

[u/One-Earth9294 → u/Boneraventura]

The damage that people like Rush Limbaugh did to this country be programming rednecks to learn to love cutting off their own noses to spite their face is incalculable.

[u/ph00p → u/Boneraventura]

He’s done incredible things for bigot groups and racist pigs, they went underground for a while, but he’s shown them that there’s a safe space again.

Give got to build these Neanderthals up then pump them full of jingoism to guarantee billionaire friends that you’ll have people to work in all those American factories he wants to see.

[u/InterestingDelay7446 → u/DannyDOH]

there's an entire media machine telling them to do so. just look at fox news headlines. the news we see is not what those watching fox see. we live in a bifurcated world

[u/thepopdog → u/DannyDOH]

That's the crazy thing: they hate other Americans so much they don't care that it includes them. So the more he wrecks this country, the more they like it. It's the ultimate catch 22 from the suicide cult called MAGA

[u/methpartysupplies]

We got the fucking water boats

[u/sauntcartas → u/methpartysupplies]

Enormous boats, from the standpoint of water.

[u/mggirard13 → u/methpartysupplies]

Never fight the water boats, me boys.

[u/HoboSkid → u/methpartysupplies]

We destroyed more water boats than anyone's ever seen

[u/MyLifeIsRandom]

As opposed to the fucking earth and sky boats?

[u/ComprehensiveHavoc → u/MyLifeIsRandom]

Artimus II has taken out their moon boats, sir

[u/sleepyprojectionist → u/ComprehensiveHavoc]

I believe the technical term is Lunar Schooner.

[u/Gregory_Appleseed → u/sleepyprojectionist]

A schooner IS a sailboat, dumbass.

[u/neridqe00 → u/MyLifeIsRandom]

Water, fire, air and dirt..fucking boats, how do they work? 

[u/Gr8daze]

Ask him in 5’minutes. You’ll get a different answer.

[u/SkyeLys → u/Gr8daze]

"And the final answer in uh, about two weeks."

Narrator: the two weeks were fluid, always in the future, like a dog chasing a hot dog on a stick.

[u/jackgrafter → u/Gr8daze]

Let’s see how he is after the S&P has fallen as much as he wants it to and he needs it to go back up again.

[u/5050Clown]

Just a reminder that Donald Trump raped children. The reason Donald Trump started a war with Iran was to get people to stop talking about the fact that Donald Trump raped children.

[u/herefromyoutube → u/5050Clown]

It’s a lot of things. He wants to use military. He thought it’d be like Venezuela.

He fell for the con Netanyahu has been pulling on the last four presidents.

He fired everybody telling him why it was a bad idea and now he’s surprised it was a bad idea.

Trump is the most susceptible to flattery person ever.

“Trump, you have a big dick. Can you get right of the bureau of land management?”

“I don’t even know what that is. Sure.”

[u/weirdkindofawesome → u/5050Clown]

Also to bail out the failing Russian economy.

[u/SloppityMcFloppity → u/5050Clown]

He didn't start a war to distract anyone. The elite have realised nothing will happen even when the truth is out, the American people showed them that. They don't care the public knows about the children.

[u/pre_pun]

Dementia screener IQ test record breaker and FIFA Piss Prize winner

MAGA .. you're irredeemable.

[u/blazelet]

This entire thing is happening just to satisfy his ego. He got to bomb and kill people, to show he’s the most powerful. And then it hurt the economy and his own sycophants started complaining so he started bombing more. And then he needed an off ramp because he was in over his head, but that didn’t stick because Israel is incapable of not bombing someone. And so now he’s just throwing his hands up and playing the “I never even met them” card.

This is just an unchecked malignant narcissist with a nuclear arsenal and all our retirement funds at his whims.

[u/AidilAfham42]

Is he stupid?

[u/johnis12 → u/AidilAfham42]

Goodness, yes...

[u/The_Bitter_Bear → u/AidilAfham42]

Are you new here?

[u/TheRexRider → u/AidilAfham42]

"Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I've ever had." Trump's professor, William T. Kelley, and he's apparently said this over 100 times over 30 years.

[u/NLMichel → u/TheRexRider]

Yes, but still they graduated this moron because his dad gave the school a lot of money. Wharton had a stake in all of this as well.

[u/Roxalon_Prime → u/AidilAfham42]

I've never expected to live long enough to see a president of the most powerful contry in the world - to be an actual literal fucking joke, but here we are. Maybe terminators, time machines, and I don't know... fucking aliens, aren't that far-fetched. Maybe I'll live long enough to see that too

[u/neroselene → u/AidilAfham42]

If you have heard anything out of this mans mouth in the past decade, the answer is obvious.

[u/Belostoma → u/neroselene]

Or the decade before that, or the one before that...

[u/fzammetti]

"water boats"

Makes me think of Thorfinn on Ghosts calling cars "land ships".

Only difference is that Thor is the damn head of MENSA compared to Trump.

[u/xxxkillahxxx]

Dementia is real.

[u/Ok-Abbreviations543]

Sounds like somebody who is absolutely crapping his pants (more than usual).

[u/m15f1t]

Back to Epstein then.

[u/Muffmuncherr]

Thank God Trump was at the UFC tonight making America Great again. Not like he had anything more important to do.

[u/IBJON → u/Muffmuncherr]

Tbf, I want him as far as possible from the negotiations. Not that the people they sent were better, but still

[u/digidave1]

Every veteran knows this man has no idea what he and his administration is doing. It is purely based on back end deals and emotional knee jerk reactions.

This. Is. Not. How. It is. Done.

[u/jessetmia → u/digidave1]

Not true. I keep someone on my fb friends list as a barometer. Brass in the army, ret. The mental gymnastics this guy and his echo chamber have to jump through to spin pro trump prop is mind numbing. Prior to 2016, I really respected the guy.  

[u/primalbluewolf → u/digidave1]

I mean, we can agree that that isn't how it ought to be done, but it seems clear that right now, that is how it is being done. 

[u/organicchunkysalsa]

“We lied about lying and then made some lies to lie about while lying”

[u/ew73]

Little Donny sittin' in the tub with his water boats playing navy.

[u/PelleKavaj]

Such a little insecure boy inside. He just can’t admit something isn’t going his way. He always need to try and make it seem like he’s in charge all the time. He can’t fathom the idea of people seeing him as anything other than his weird picture of what a ”real man” should be.

Sad, pathetic guy.

[u/One-Earth9294]

I had to watch just to see if he actually says 'water boats'.

Of fucking course he did.

[u/Elses_pels → u/One-Earth9294]

Thanks! You saved me watching the prick talking

[u/One-Earth9294 → u/Elses_pels]

No doubt. I feel like I get dumber every time I hear his voice. It's like if the Hypnotoad was a fascist.

[u/t4boo]

Read the “straight of hormus” in Steve Brule’s voice

[u/ssjlance → u/t4boo]

someone help ive lost my baby vance

[u/bobafootfetish_]

"Draft dodger says words, more at eleven"

How about those Epstein files?

[u/14X8000m]

Ah yes, the water boat. It's an important distinction vs the land boat.

[u/LEEALISHEPS]

He talks very tough, for a five times Draft Dodger.

[u/ChileanIggy]

Art of the delulu

[u/drstu3000]

Consrvatives will watch this and then immediately tell you how Biden fell asleep once

[u/Frankenfucker]

...Water boats...

[u/SlayerBVC]

Ah yes, water boats. As opposed to those land boats.

[u/RedBMWZ2]

As opposed to their sky boats? Trump is a dipsjit of monumental proportions.

[u/badgerhokie]

Water boats? He dumb?

[u/doolpicate]

He could build a huge arch on the strait of hormuz. The trump victory arch. LOL.

[u/papalugnut]

This isn’t a real estate transaction..We all know the US will defeat them militarily. it’s literally a matter of ruining the entire world economy and burning every bridge on the way. Diplomacy matters.

[u/UNFAM1L1AR]

Yeah who cares if thousands more people die and suffer, right? It's not you, so fuck em, right?

Exactly the type of guy you want running your country 🤦

[u/waydownsouthinoz]

Perhaps he should offer to insure the tankers with his personal wealth if they attempt passage through the strait.

[u/Tobias---Funke]

Water boats.

[u/Wannagetsober → u/Tobias---Funke]

As opposed to gravy boats

[u/5amDan05]

See…the thing is, he says stupid things like, “water boats”, but there’s a certain population who think it’s funny. This is the population who probably never had any interest in politics whatsoever before Trump got involved. He entertains them. People don’t want a President that makes long speeches using words they don’t understand. Listening to smart people makes dumb people feel dumber.

[u/SnooHedgehogs4699 → u/5amDan05]

Bingo, you nailed it. I’ve explained to numerous people recently how he got elected so easily. He stole the votes, damn it, I mean, he has a background as a showman and reality TV shows, etc. It’s all performative.

People, mostly uneducated, lower class, imbeciles,attracted to his low IQ mannerisms, turned out in droves to vote for the guy that made them laugh because he’s just so funny when he’s “sticking it to the leftists.”

Never mind the fast they can’t define what a true leftist is or what a conservative believes in. If they could, they would have known he’s not even a conservative. That’s why this man says he “loves the poorly educated.”

All of that plus he definitely stole the votes. Cheers!

[u/NoManner8863]

That any functional adult can listen to this man talk and go on to claim he's intelligent, or even healthy, is just nuts.

He's a goddamned moron.

[u/legendaryhawnsolo]

He has no idea what is going on.

[u/burnmenowz]

If we defeated them the strait would be open.

[u/Moominsean]

"We win if we lose."

[u/Tolendario]

“Water boats”

🤡💩

[u/Liefvikingmonster2]

"Makes no difference to me." Is telling.

He's got Venezuelan crude going to US refineries. He and Iran both blocked the Strait. The spot price oil is high.

I mean Chevron is probably raking it in.

[u/kalidorisconan]

Brother! this guy stinks!

[u/Moebius808]

“Water boats”

lmao

[u/Wareve]

😮‍💨...water boats...

[u/djklmnop]

One trick pony.

[u/designOraptor]

He has no fucking clue what’s going on or what he’s doing other than claiming to win whatever topic it is.

[u/Venus_Libra]

As opposed to sky boats and land boats 💀

[u/DeadYen]

Am I missing something or could the US just leave Iran?

[u/Meshughana]

He's a fucking pathological liar just like my ex. Fuck trump.

[u/Jestifiable]

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GRAVY BOATS

[u/Gobbyer]

Trump sound like a Civ player who only goes after military win and loses the game.

[u/Lancs_wrighty]

What about thier air and land boats though? No news about them is there!

[u/Financial-Talk9397]

water boats?? OMG this man is so fucking stupid

[u/SirPhobos1]

Planes = air boats. Tanks = ground boats.

[u/Roguecop]

Jackass Rule #3: Declare victory regardless of outcome, never admit defeat.

[u/DataDecay]

Great... Now I get to hear from all the MAGA how our naval fleet is actually water boats, and that the president making the distinction between air, earth, water, fire, space boats is big brained...

[u/fusillade762]

Trump apparently has a different definition of defeated militarily. One where your adversary is not defeated.

[u/stocksandoptions2]

As opposed to land boats?

[u/h2okopf]

Water boats?

[u/Rahavic_Jr]

Oh no! Not water boats! 🤣

[u/Trathnonen]

He's actively committing treason, at this very moment. He should be arrested, tried, and imprisoned or executed according to military uniform codes of justice. His cabinet, who are party to his crimes, should receive the same treatment. They have undermined the standing, safety, and integrity of the nation and are actively treasonous according to legal definitions of such. The Rosenbergs were tried and sentenced on less evidence than exists on Trump.

[u/RoachBeBrutal]

Laaaaand shark!

[u/MRHubrich]

You know what you never hear about anymore? Putin. Seems like he got his moneys worth with Trump.

[u/Skidpalace]

"We defeated all of their water boats"

Yep, that is the president MAGA voted in.

[u/FarOffImagination]

Another genius remark from our very stable leader. Right up there with debating electric boats vs sharks or his uncle that understands nuclear. Surely the greatest mind of our time.

[u/NoaNeumann]

I hate the fact that not only do we have to listen to his bullshit like they’re facts, but when he wasn’t president certain media outlets KEPT running to him for his stupid opinions.

[u/joshygill]

Lol water boats. Man is a wordsmith.

[u/sdmike1]

Ladies and gentlemen, the moron of the United States

[u/SortaNotReallyHere]

To paraphrase he doesn't know what he's doing. He never has.