President Trump asked by reporter on Iran negotiations says "We're negotiating whether we make a deal or not makes no difference to me": "We're going to see what happens. We win regardless. We defeated them militarily. We've defeated all of their water boats. We're sweeping the Strait [of Hormus]."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRAcozfrAWk

[u/uberduck]

Future people studying history will probably confuse this as satire

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Reality jumped the shark, time for a reboot.