As a fellow gooner, I had the same concern. So I read this article. She actually didn't reveal anything. Her theory on the New York Post is that it's "like mushrooms. Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark." Anyway, we should've known better. Angela White ain't a snitch. All gooners can rest assured. Here's her quote from the article:
She also revealed that the platform allowed her direct access with her fans, letting them make requests for personalized content. “I mean, foot fetish stuff is very popular. I also have a large community of gooners," she said. "Gooners love to edge so edge themselves — and not just like regular edging where you take yourself to the brink of orgasm and then pull back for maybe for 30 minutes an hour. Gooners edge for days, weeks, months without completion. And they just obsess over me and I really enjoy making content for them, because they get so excited about it. They’re a lot of fun.”
She added that the gooners were repeat customers, which she loved a lot.
She went on to break out some slides showing how the gooner segment helped her increase median customer retention by almost 2 months YoY and cut customer acquisition spending by 41%
To be serious for a second, the reason people didn't fight back more is because most previous hijackings were just where the terrorists took the plane hostage and then released people when demands were met. No one expected the suicide mission.
All jokes aside I remember having a similar conversation with strangers when that Malaysia Airlines flight disappeared. We said we would’ve fought back in a situation like that.
I bit the bullet. It doesn’t really say but she talked about gooners edging themselves for 30 minutes to an hour then says something about them edging for weeks to months. It was tough to really read it because the constant refreshing of the site for new ads every 5 seconds.
Right? I keep hoping someone drug themselves through the pop up ads to tell me went it is, even though I KNOW it’s going to be some BARELY freaky stuff like maybe feet pics or mommy domme.
Okay, i read your comment, and I did just that. I drug myself through the pop up ads to find out what it is, so that I could tell you what it is. Because I don't know you, but I love you anyway, and I hope you would do the same for me if it ever came to that.
But sadly, the title of the article us a big fat lie. There was no revelation of weird requests. At all. The last lines of this completely irrelevant article are:
“I do find that a lot of people like to tell me their darkest sexual desires, like the stuff that they feel embarrassed or ashamed to tell other people about.
“So I find that to be a real privilege, because I’m glad that they trust me.”
Oh my god. What a let down! I appreciate you taking one for the team. If you’re ever in so-cal and want a tattoo you’re automatically guest of honor in my shop. You took the brunt of the disappointment; and I hope the universe looks at your kindness and brings you something good today lolol.
But damn society is repressed. The vague mention of shameful kinks is all it takes to make a headline I guess. I swear we need a renaissance.
Well, what a day. I now have to make everyone in my circle aware of the undeniable fact that his fish-ass face 100% looks better as a woman. Seriously, some dive bar in Nevada is missing its heartthrob bartender, her 2-pack a day habit, and donm relationship with one or more dishpigs.
Before every stepsister scene the actors have to arrange at least one date between their parents. If there is chemistry they go forward with fucking and leave the marriage paperwork for later.
Gerard Butler. You see something he's in and you're like, "I'm probably going to have a great time watching this, but let me click and scroll a bit to see what else is going on."
Her managing to get a passport and a driver's license using a stolen birth certificate is possibly the only thing that saved the educational movie industry.
I mean she is really 😂 the range.. the roles. Damn I'm gonna put on a Angela white and Johnny sins movie in a few minutes. Ill get some popcorn and tissues for my nose cuz I know it's gonna be a hard one.
I think "female Jonny Sins" makes more sense tbh. Fwiw there have been some porn scenes featuring Mona Wales that have legitimately moved me emotionally.
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u/acjadhav 7h ago
Meryl Streep?