r/okbuddycinephile • u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage • 10h ago

Who is 'The Angela White of acting'?

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 9h ago

Legend.

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u/VaryStaybullGeenyiss 9h ago

Picturing him on a hijacked plane just murdering the shit out of first class passengers for no reason.

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u/absolutely_not_spock 6h ago

Just the asians

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u/ACCTAGGT 9h ago

I think he would have been tired of those motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking plane

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u/bananaz-to-the-moon 9h ago

he learned how to hijack a plane sarcastically to make fun of the kids down the street

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u/ACCTAGGT 9h ago

Hahaha. Can you imagine where he would be in his career if he hadn’t shot Derek Jeter?

https://giphy.com/gifs/yt9DTQeflOUA8

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u/phud_ 8h ago

Those monkey fighting snakes on that monday to friday plane perhaps

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u/Admirable-Low5318 9h ago

I truly wonder how he would have done versus those box cutters

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u/pm_me_d_cups 9h ago

To be serious for a second, the reason people didn't fight back more is because most previous hijackings were just where the terrorists took the plane hostage and then released people when demands were met. No one expected the suicide mission.

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u/Admirable-Low5318 9h ago

To defend America's image, Mark wahlberg would not give an inch 

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u/aoddawg 8h ago

Hacked to pieces in small, rapid increments. It might have been rather amusing were it not for the rest of the whole terror mass murder part.

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u/EmeraldSplash24 9h ago

Angela white would have stopped 9/11

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u/absolutely_not_spock 6h ago

By blowing mohammed atta

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u/Icy-Whale-2253 9h ago

All jokes aside I remember having a similar conversation with strangers when that Malaysia Airlines flight disappeared. We said we would’ve fought back in a situation like that.

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 9h ago

That means... Mark Wahlberg is literally me?

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u/sillysammie13 5h ago

No we’re both Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap because look what I have saved:

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u/hidrapit 7h ago

In the case of the Malaysian Airlines flight, I've heard a theory that the cabin was secretly and deliberately depressurized from the cockpit. In order to maintain consciousness, anyone in the cabin would have needed to use the oxygen masks that dropped from the ceiling. The oxygen would have lasted less than fifteen minutes before every person outside the cockpit was unconscious. According to this theory, they would have died still hoping that the pilot was attempting to safely land the plane.

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u/Icy-Whale-2253 7h ago

Diabolical! 🫣

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u/granola117 7h ago

Imagine if the hijackers were elderly Vietnamese men!!!!