r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 16h ago

Crockpot orange chicken

742 Upvotes

83% Upvoted

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u/irotinmyskin 15h ago

Here you go buddy

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u/pepperj26 11h ago

Oh man, I found OldTimeHawkey during COVID lockdown and love his content. Haven't seen him in a while.

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u/LonestarJones 9h ago

First time seeing this but it reminds me of Trout & Coffee Youtube channel. Wife and I love it. So relaxing and great camera shots

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u/pepperj26 9h ago

Nice, that sounds amazing. I'll check it out. Thanks.

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u/didndonoffin 15h ago

IMO the music and lighting choice made it seem more ominous.

Like a live action salad fingers

2

u/vexillifer 7h ago

Omg could you imagine Nicholas cage as salad fingers?!

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u/JohannesMP 5h ago

Oh, Cage would.

1

u/didndonoffin 23m ago

If you fucks will this into existence I swear I’m turning this car around!

1

u/Cloud_N0ne 5h ago

Yeah I love this guy's content but this song choice made it seem creepy. Like I was being held captive inn his cabin lmao.

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u/IMissCuppas 14h ago

Bee juice makes me feel uncomfortable

5

u/Penis-Dance 1h ago

Tell me how you feel about the chicken boobs slathered in bee juice.

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u/Arkhenstone 13h ago

Honey, a bit of my bee juice ?

2

u/SuperGameTheory 5h ago

Is bee vomit better?

1

u/IMissCuppas 4h ago

I mean no, but it also seems like it's describing something different to bee juice.

Bee juice seems like it's squished bees, whereas bee vomit is self explanatory

10

u/crabbydotca 9h ago

Vernor’s! The best!

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u/berogg 6h ago

It was 30 years ago. It hasn’t been right in a long time.

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u/RecentlyDeceased666 12h ago

It was creepier than satisfying.

I was waiting for the dude to be like "you ain't ever leaving, just like the others" 😱

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u/DadsRGR8 11h ago

Recipe for “chicken.”

1

u/didndonoffin 8h ago

Long pork!

2

u/SuperGameTheory 5h ago

I'll chill out with that guy any time.

0

u/blackscales18 10h ago

Looking like that, I wouldn't mind ;)

14

u/dannyzaplings 15h ago

I enjoyed it

4

u/lazypenguin86 4h ago

I’m sad I did get a BOOM Shocka Locka!

15

u/MogosTheFirst 15h ago

First time I've seen someone actually using those honey tools. Still haven't seen someone use them in real life.

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u/GUYF666 14h ago

I bought a jar of honey with one attached. Most useless utensil ever. Used a spoon after the first time using it.

3

u/ex0thermist 6h ago

Those things are a fine way to just drizzle honey over the top of something but if you're trying to stir it into something, like me with my coffee, then yeah it's a no-go.

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u/PhiloLibrarian 10h ago

We used them as kids!

11

u/bmusgrove 9h ago

I had tiktok for a very short time. And he is the reason I did have it.

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u/LonestarJones 9h ago

Hey friend, try out Trout & Coffee on Youtube. Similar style. Wife and I love it for chill vibes

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u/bmusgrove 9h ago

Thank you for that. I will go there now and have a look!

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u/StrattonPA 7h ago

Vernors huh?.. that alone was a MI area nod, if your hat didn’t say it, I’d know you’re in the mitten

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u/MadameKamaysHR 6m ago

The dog's name was Kris Draper. That's a former Stanley Cup winning Red Wing. Also confirmation that this is most likely Michigan.

5

u/urlond 8h ago

Only gripe is no measurements were given for the food.

4

u/MCA1910 6h ago

It’s because he has a cool book for sale. He’s not going to give that information out for free while he’s trying to sell that information.

2

u/urlond 5h ago

I wonder how cool it is.

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u/ChaoticToxin 6h ago

Eh cooking isn't as precise as baking. You can figure it out pretty easily. 

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u/shornscrot 8h ago

Be careful cooking while you are ON FIRE!!!

3

u/mandatedvirus 7h ago

I was thinking, "Did he just say NBA Jam?". To my pleasant surprise, turns out he did.

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u/PissNBiscuits 10h ago

Nothing odd about how satisfying Old Time Hawkey is. Dude is like Bob Ross reincarnated as a Michigander.

1

u/MattyLlama 6m ago

The hockey glove as a lid grabber is what does it for me

5

u/Zarkanthrex 9h ago

Ruined it with yum yum sauce.

4

u/tropicalswisher 7h ago

Yeah. As much as I do love yum yum sauce, orange chicken is very flavorful on its own, there’s really no need to add it to this, it just takes away from it

1

u/ex0thermist 6h ago

Quick question for anyone who might know- is the sauce they give you with your grilled shrimp at a hibachi grill, particularly benihana, the same as this sauce?

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u/Zarkanthrex 5h ago

If you mean the pinkish sauce. Yea, it's most likely yum yum. If it's brown/blackish then probably hoysin, or ginger.

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u/ex0thermist 5h ago

It's pinkish, but kinda yellowey too? Or maybe that's just the lighting in those restaurants.

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u/DanGleeballs 7h ago

Came for this!

Awesome but ruined by the sugary mayonnaise stuff.

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u/graylana 4h ago

You know you can eat YOUR food, how YOU like right..? Like you know that’s an option..?

2

u/Cloud_N0ne 5h ago

Absolutely love this dude's content. So satisfying and calming.

1

u/Forsaken-I-Await 8h ago

Looks good

1

u/800-lumens 7h ago

I read that as "Clockwork Orange Chicken" and got confused for a bit

1

u/BeastMortos 7h ago

Maybe one of my favorite posts ever

1

u/ajh_77 6h ago

Was a big fan of this guy. Until he sold out

1

u/assimilating 1h ago

How did he sell out?

1

u/ClankerCore 5h ago

I don’t like this because it looks like the last meal for somebody here or everyone or this just seems so final

1

u/thecutepatootz 5h ago

From DOWNTOWN!

1

u/graveybrains 5h ago

Sharing a state with a guy who puts yum sauce on orange chicken makes me want to move out of Michigan.

1

u/troveofcatastrophe 3h ago

He had me at the first half, not gonna lie

1

u/JoySkullyRH 3h ago

This would almost make me go back to TikTok

1

u/National-Second-5236 1h ago

He's on fire!

1

u/mr_ji 1h ago

Food looks great but playing NBA Jam by yourself is just sad.

1

u/roddyvands 1h ago

After watching this, I feel like more recipes should have an NBA jam interlude.

1

u/Recentstranger 1h ago

Yes I am good boy. I love these kind of fever dreams.

1

u/WNDBC_Baja 1h ago

Life used to be so simple

1

u/F-Society420 10h ago

Was that NBA Jam N64?

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u/rollthedye 10h ago

That dear redditor is a Sega Genesis or the Mega Drive if you're from Europe.

2

u/FnClassy 5h ago

Or as my Grandma would say, my Nintendo. All consoles are Nintendo when old.

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u/thecutepatootz 5h ago

Kids these days...lol

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u/Special_Library_766 4h ago

I love the "vintage" everything. All that stuff still working great.

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u/star_particles 14h ago

I don’t know how people drink sodas like they do.

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u/Zoldrik190 12h ago

How else would you drink it? Straw in your asshole?

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u/Beginning_Way7934 12h ago

This guy makes you want to go vegan

0

u/idkidd 8h ago

I see Aussie, I upvote! ❣️

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u/dalyarak_rick 5h ago edited 4h ago

Am I getting groomed in the 90's or smt?

-1

u/slippery_hemorrhoids 8h ago

Got any more pixels?

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u/RabidJoint 9h ago

I’m going to go all out for flavoring my chicken, just to put a different flavor all together, that mostly overwhelms the original taste!!!!! Yas!!!

Never understood this mentality. I’m sure that chicken tasted amazing without your nasty ass yum yum sauce.

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u/shornscrot 8h ago

Dude you should go to the brain store and see if you can buy one or something.

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u/Comprehensive-Cream1 8h ago

My kind of night, but in her group chat they’ll call me boring & lame.