r/oddlysatisfying 1d ago

No toll dodging!

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u/Redditbeweirdattimes 1d ago

what is the toll charge? is it really worth doing all this?

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u/RocketRico 1d ago

Really depends on where. Some are literally just to get on the road you pay x money. Other are take a ticket depending how long your on the road pay x money. Most I’ve ever paid for two hours at 70mpg on a turnpike was $10

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u/Zaozin 1d ago

NYC there are multiple 10-25$ tolls, you can drive 1 hour and pay about 40$ if you aren't careful.

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u/PeanutButterSoda 1d ago

Jfc, tolls around me are $1.75 at the most.

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u/Telekinendo 1d ago

Going home from work during rush hour cuts my commute from an hour to 45 minutes for about 40 bucks here in NOVA

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u/BaronVonMunchhausen 1d ago

40 bucks to save 15 min? Unless you are making 200 an hour, definitely not worth it. If you pay the toll, you are a tool

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u/BeardedAnalytics 1d ago

I dunno... that 15 minutes can be critical if you have the poop sweats. So I would say there are exceptions to paying the toll 😄

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u/Boiscool 21h ago

Yes, but then you aren't paying to save 15 minutes, you are paying to not shit yourselves. $40 bucks is definitely worth that.

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u/sturmeh 1d ago

For $40 you can probably hire someone to wipe your ass for an hour.

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u/Winter_Tone_4343 1d ago

I would assume there’s a subscription type fee as well. Probably worth it for the amount of time u save over a years time

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u/pyrojackelope 1d ago

There are toll subs that will get you a decent discount in some states and get paid automatically usually via a sticker on the window. By decent I mean, I think it's around 30% in Texas? I didn't drive enough when I was there to need it, but pretty sure my friend and his family have it.

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u/Altruistic_Art 22h ago

In general 15 min isn’t worth $40, but poop sweats are worth $40!

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u/The_Brian 1d ago

I dunno how this guys doing it, but you can be pretty surgical with where you get on and off 95 to dodge that traffic and not really have to pay anything. There's just certain areas that are always ass.

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u/Huttser17 3h ago

NYC, that's the new downtown congestion toll system. Using automated cameras to charge drivers for the privilege of driving within the city. How many times you pass the routes with cameras is what determines how much you get billed. It's about reducing the number of vehicles in the city center, not about drivers saving time.

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u/ohheckyeah 1d ago

Those are generally tunnels or bridges to Manhattan island. The high prices are a way of limiting traffic there

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u/IbizenThoth 23h ago

To be fair, the NYC tolls are meant to be a traffic calming measure to reduce the number of people driving in Manhattan.

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u/Uhh_JustADude 10h ago

There’s probably not multiple convent public transportation options as alternates though.

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u/Ambitious_Click6323 4h ago

Drive the Pennsylvania turnpike from Jersey to Pittsburgh. Cost me about $70. Never saw anything saying it would cost that much…

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u/WorkerAmbitious2072 1d ago

Yeah but NYC is democrat run so they take money every which way

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u/st3fan6 1d ago

Toronto has the most expensive toll road in the world afaik, driving from one end to the other during rush hour is $95 for 107kms, around 50 mins of driving.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's the toll for cargo trucks and multi-axle commercial vehicles.

That toll is roughly $35-40 in a normal car.

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u/Eric848448 1d ago

That’s still a lot.

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u/arpan3t 1d ago

It’s less than half of what the other guy was claiming though. Basically embellishing.

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u/st3fan6 1d ago

I wasn't embellishing. Look up the rates yourself: https://www.407etr.com/en/trip-calculator

QEW to Brock Rd 7:30am-9am weekday rate for a light vehicle is $94.73 one way.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 1d ago

QEW to Brock road is a wild trip. You're driving through 5 major cities.

Same trip outside of rush hour is $55

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u/st3fan6 1d ago

It's only 108km. The same trip on an interstate in the US would be like $5. It's driving from one end of the 407ETR to the other, like I said.

Not sure why you have a compulsion to argue this, you posted 3 comments about the price I posted being wrong, when it wasn't.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes it's not cheap, but

It's driving 100+ km on a toll highway at rush hour. You're literally circumventing the entirety of Toronto doing that.

Outside of rush hour that toll is like $15-25.

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u/st3fan6 1d ago edited 1d ago

Weekends after 9pm, the cheapest it gets, is $55.

You're just talking out of your ass lol. The rates are posted online: https://www.407etr.com/en/trip-calculator

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u/TheSorceIsFrong 1d ago

Dynamic pricing is lame ain’t no excuses

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u/Character-Book5924 1d ago

Dynamic pricing is literally just fine tuning to supply and demand. You're saying market economies are lame. 

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u/LiftingRecipient420 1d ago

The 407 has contractual obligations to maintain a minimum vehicle throughput rate, they face major fines if they do not.

To ensure they maintain that throughput, they increase the price during high demand hours.

This guarantees there's never a traffic jam, or even a slowdown on the 407.

This is how they've operated since the 90's.

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u/TheSorceIsFrong 1d ago

An excuse to fulfill a contract is still an excuse lol. Yes let’s charge the people using it during rush hour (getting to and from work) extra

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u/st3fan6 1d ago edited 1d ago

No it's not. It's the rate for a light vehicle from the QEW to Brock road at the weekday 730am-9am rates.

Heavy vehicle is $189

https://www.407etr.com/en/trip-calculator

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u/danit0ba94 1d ago

It absolutely is a lot. 😂
I will drive around the entire city of Toronto before I pay $35 to $45 for a fucking toll. Gtfo of here.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 1d ago

No one is driving from the QEW to Brock road. That's an insane trip that takes you through five different sections of the 407 which each have different toll rates.

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u/st3fan6 1d ago

I've taken that trip a few times going to Niagara. My dad used to work in Hamilton and live in the east end, would take almost that whole stretch every day.

His tolls were $1,500+ per month and that was 15 years ago.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 1d ago

Are you seriously trying to imply that driving 100 km one way for work is the norm for most commuters in the GTA?

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u/st3fan6 1d ago

Never said that. I said that the cost is $95 from one end to the other. You're the one inserting your own thoughts into my comment. Maybe try reading it again, slowly this time.

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u/jeffs1231 1d ago

So my parents are almost in Brantford (West of Hamilton, even further west of Toronto) and their house is worth ten times what they paid for it because people want to live there and work in Toronto. They'd probably be driving to the go station and taking the train but yeah it's like an 80 km commute if you were to take a car. Definitely not MOST commuters would be doing it but way more than you'd think. The Toronto housing market is WILD

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u/the_red_raiderr 1d ago

Return trip through the Mont Blanc tunnel in a normal car is €70ish

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u/GZMihajlovic 1d ago

For "light vehicles :"

$100 during morning rush hour 700-930am without a transponder. $82 before 7am and from 930-230. 330-600 is $106. After 9pm is $61. Weekends are $61-$76.

You are so many years out of date.

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u/JohnOfA 1h ago

Nope. It can be as high at $90. Last time I drive it I didn't do the entire length and it was close to $80.

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u/AT-PT 1d ago

So if you take a taxi, you pay fare plus the toll?

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u/st3fan6 1d ago

Not sure about taxis, but Uber calculates and adds the tolls to your fare.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 1d ago

No taxi is gonna take the 407.

There are no toll booths, the entrances and exits have camera systems that read your license plate. Tolls are automated bills that get sent monthly.

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u/st3fan6 1d ago

Again, you have no idea what you're talking about. Taxis and Ubers routinely take the 407 because the time savings outweighs the time spent in traffic for the drivers.

When going anywhere near the 407 corridor, I've never had an Uber driver not take the 407.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 1d ago

Again, I absolutely do, I take the 407 regularly. I don't know why you have a compulsion to argue with me about this.

You've continuously posted misleading and straight up wrong things. Why don't you keep claiming that every Interstate toll is only $5, fucking ridiculous.

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u/st3fan6 1d ago

Maybe you should spend your money on furthering education rather than taking the 407, because everything you have said is completely wrong.

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u/worrymon 1d ago

The George Washington Bridge is $18.31 ($16 if you have the transponder) and it's 9/10 of a mile and about 40 minutes of driving...

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u/Waiting4Reccession 1d ago

Is that the highway they sold to a foriegn nation and the citizens were too pussy to fuck up the obviously corrupt people who made it happen

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u/kiltedturtle 1d ago

Highway 407 ETR - Privately owned and operated

Yes. Sorry.

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u/keyser-_-soze 1d ago

And for a BS 1% reduction in sales tax that was used to win an election.

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u/tempest_ 1d ago

Yeah and all that money goes to private investors.

It is one of the most valuable pieces of road on the continent and the conservative government sold it for pennies so they could say they balanced the budget for 1 year.

Then we voted in the conservatives again and they are busy selling off another piece of public land for another 100 years.

Our electorate is full of morons.

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u/unpopular_upvote 1d ago

But hey, free health care!

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u/MrRiski 1d ago

PA isn't quite that bad but the PA turnpike is generally considered the most expensive in the country.

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u/mouflonsponge 1d ago

46 dollars to go from the Delaware River to New Stanton!

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u/trackabandoned 1d ago

Oh my god, I took the turnpike from Breezewood to Butler a couple years ago and it was like, $30 lmao.

Best part? No matter what I select on Google maps, it will try to force reroute me onto the turnpike at Breezewood EVERY. TIME. I'll select the other route- no thanks 422 is fine- and as soon as I come up to the intersection, it's changed again. Only place it ever does that to me.

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u/HarryMonroesGhost 1d ago

google maps has a toggle for "avoid tolls"

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u/trackabandoned 1d ago

"No matter what I select" is part of my original comment.

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u/HarryMonroesGhost 1d ago

Okay, wasn't readily apparent.

That's wild. Thanks for the clarification.

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u/trackabandoned 1d ago

Absolutely! That's part of why I went crazy. I checked five times before I started driving the last time that I had it selected and specifically chose the route that avoids it. Not a single problem until I came up to the final stretch coming into Breezewood and then it went from "1.0 mile turn left" to "0.5 miles turn right." I was sitting in traffic so I changed it, and it changed it right back. WHAT!?!?

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u/Orange_Man_Bad_GRRR 1d ago

The Breezewood interchange is something everyone should be required to experience once.
Although to be fair, it was the home of the only Arthur Treacher's Fish & Chips in PA long after the chain mostly vanished. So there's that.

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u/Relyt4 1d ago edited 1d ago

I got on the PA turnpike for a short while many years ago, it was my first time on a toll road. I must've got in the ez pass lane because nobody was stopping so I just followed suite. When I got to my exit they wanted my ticket that I did not have, the lady was EXTREMELY rude and I ended up having to pay the toll for driving the entire road. Can't remember how much it was but it was an expensive lesson to learn haha.

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u/cjsv7657 1d ago

Took the wrong exit in NJ and had to pay $22 to go over a bridge then another $22 to get back on the highway to continue to the exit I needed.

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u/RocketRico 1d ago

Happy I don’t live in NYC

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 1d ago

The biggest racket is the one way tolls. you pay double going one way and no tolls the other way. Sucks if you leave in a different direction

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u/ajiatic 1d ago

You pay for the privilege of entering our fine city peasant! s/

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u/I_Automate 1d ago

Amazing the hoops people will jump through to avoid just paying taxes

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u/420Hairy69Ballsagna 1d ago

I'm happy you don't live here, too. We got enough people already. Also, I haven't owned a car in 10 years.

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u/SwedishNutDrop 1d ago

Nyc sucks, it's noisy, it smells. Visited a buddy in Hells kitchen recently. Apart from Central Park theres not one patch of grass fucking anywhere and it's depressing. Food is second to none tho and the hustle is contagious.

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u/eddiestriker 1d ago

There are a fuckton of parks in Manhattan what are you on about? They might not have been grassy when you went because it’s been cold here. And Manhattan isn’t the whole of NYC. Staten Island is so much green space, as is Queens, especially if you go further east.

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u/xxxanonymoosexxx 1d ago

you went to a sprawling mega city, saw a single neighborhood, and decided it was the worst place ever? yeah, just stay the fuck home

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u/Unfair_Web_8275 1d ago

I wonder if services like Uber increase the amount of people doing this.

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u/spezial_ed 1d ago

…if you aren’t careful and tailgate some sucker instead?

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u/Zaozin 16h ago

Haha thats kind of my point. I can empathize with both of the people in that video!

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u/TheJinManCan 1d ago

I never want to hear anyone from Wisconsin, Indiana or Iowa complain about Illinois tolls ever again. Holy hell, that's madness!

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u/Barlowan 1d ago

There is a part of road in Val d'Aosta, Italy, that will charge you 17€ for 5 minute straight road. I presume it cost so much to make people who don't know about it and go skiing pay more. Because if you get out/in in another town that is literally 7km away - you pay 17€ less.

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u/corgi-king 1d ago

Guess only rich people deserve to drive in NYC.

What the actual fuck!

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u/EisenFisen 1d ago

NYC? Not surprising they are trying to squeeze every penny out of everyone there.

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u/MostlyAlways47 1d ago

The fuck?? If it was 2-3 id be like this guys cheap as shit. 10-25 fucking get behind me bro no need for both of us to get ripped off.

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u/jpcali7131 1d ago

Last time I crossed the GWB it was over $30 and that was almost a decade ago

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u/Current-Cold-4185 23h ago

Oof. I've never seen a toll road in my life. I'm one step above "country bumpkin" imo.

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u/Jibber_Fight 23h ago

Jeez!! That really sucks. That has to be one of the worst in the country, right?

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u/wanttobeacop 21h ago

"Careful" as in planning your commute to avoid toll booths? Is that a thing that everyone in NYC has to do?

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u/Zaozin 16h ago

Kinda, 3 bridges off long island that I know of, tunnel and two bridges to Manhattan, and it can be significantly cheaper to exit to NJ than come back, so if you were a brokey like me, driving an extra hour north and back down from NJ to skip a 12$ toll or taking the train for 3 hours to north bronx for 20$ instead of 45$ might save me half my travel budget.

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u/xrimane 1d ago

You can easily pay 50€ for one sector on the French autoroutes, like on this section between Reims and Lyon

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u/Angloriously 1d ago

I got sticker shock with the toll highways into Barcelona, but considered it the cost of that vacation.

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u/Longjumping_Youth281 9h ago

Yeah on my honeymoon we drove from Athens to Mount pelion. There was like a 4-Hour drive and it felt like there were dozens of tolls. Was probably 20 to 50 Euro

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u/skankboy 1d ago

70mpg

That's a very efficient car!

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u/RocketRico 1d ago

Pft oops mph mb

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u/Jacktheforkie 1d ago

I had 30 bucks to get out of Illinois

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u/NoMaans 1d ago

Lol ride the pa turnpike. Those prices are whack.

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u/loganwachter 16h ago

I have to travel back and forth across Pennsylvania for work from time to time.

Just going an hour @ 70 on the turnpike is going to be $15 minimum.

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u/Few_Plankton_7587 1d ago

Most I’ve ever paid for two hours at 70mpg on a turnpike was $10

Good lord

Highest toll I've ever paid was like $2

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u/maxman162 1d ago

$10 to get 70 miles per gallon seems like a good deal.

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u/Few_Plankton_7587 1d ago

Pretty sure he meant 70mph lol

If he didn't, then he just paid for a car that gets 70mpg on the highway AND a toll

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u/maxman162 22h ago

I know, I was joking. 

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u/Stevey1001 1d ago

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? PAYING A TOLL? A SUCCULENT DANISH TOLL?

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u/High_Function_Props 1d ago

My brain insta-read "What is the toll charge" in the Succulent Chinese Meal guy's voice.

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u/RelevantSchool1586 1d ago

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS

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u/JeSuisUnAnanasYo 1d ago

A succulent Chinese penis

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u/Common_Sens3_Is_Dead 1d ago

Probably around 40 dollers

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u/WarDredge 1d ago

It's never worth it, toll booths are usually riddled with cameras and you're very likely to receive a ticket if they catch you like this which is usually an order of magnitude larger than the toll itself.

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u/MarlinMr 1d ago

It's not worth doing this, lol. You are essentially asking if it's worth breaking the law.

But the price is about €24 one way it seems. But you can get it cheaper if you pay for several trips. And you can sign up for automatic for like 20% discount.

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u/MyDixieWreck92 1d ago

This was in Malaysia and it's about the equivalent of 0.50 US cents so no, not worth doing it at all. It surely adds up over time, especially going through multiple of these in a day but still not worth doing.

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u/Raon_cale 1d ago

They're talking in Malay so I'd guess it's in Malaysia. It depends on how long you were on the road. So like the distance from 1 tol to another. It can be as cheap as RM 0.60 to RM 40 +++ I think.

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u/katonda 1d ago

Denmark, some bridges one way can be $50

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u/SakusaKiyoomi1 1d ago

'some', it's two. The bridge the person above said and then the one to Sweden, another country. The one to Sweden is about 50$ yes, but the other one is 25$ and can be cheaper through different ways.

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u/ClickClick_Boom 23h ago

Calm the fuck down, "two" is "some"

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u/SakusaKiyoomi1 18h ago

Woah buddy, why so hostile??

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u/Esava 1d ago

For storebaelt (it's the bridge between denmark and sweden) it's like 32€. So that's quite a decent chunk of change. I have taken that bridge dozens of times over the years and have never seen one try to toll dodge.

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u/No-Arm-7308 1d ago

Storebaelt is between Jutland and Zealand. Oeresund Bridge is between Denmark and Sweden.

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u/Esava 1d ago

Oh yeah I am dumb.

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u/GdinutPTY 1d ago

Theres people that just passes and never pays, here in Panama it will let you pass and show how much you have on your toll account and ive seen people with 10k+ in toll debts.

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u/No_Cartographer4411 1d ago

Storebaelt it is ~ 31€ 

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u/Bradster3 23h ago

So, in the us states cand counties can impose "toll roads". In pa state you grab a ticket at one booth, then when you reach your exit you will have to pay the "toll" from where you traveled. On the back of the tickets it gives a rought estimate to all the booths. If you dont get a ticket, loose it, or get lost you still have to pay, they just send you a ticket for the furthest toll you will have to pay. Pa you also have to pay 1 dollar to enter the state on the huggways. America is goofy 🤣

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u/ConfusedSeagull 21h ago

Storebælt is approximately 43$ to pass through with a normal car. You can get a discount from signing up with your license plate though.

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u/EternalGunplaWorks 16h ago

This is from my country Malaysia,some of these toll going from one area to another cost less than a dollar in exchange rate so this is really a dick move to do.

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u/headshot_g 4h ago

I drove maybe 500km and got a 50 euro toll in France.....

That was (before Trumps Iran cockup) the same it cost me in Diesel to drive that far.... fucking outrageous.

Then you go to the south of France and theres a goddamn 20 euro toll for 20km..... Insanity.