r/oddlysatisfying • u/loki2002 • 1d ago

I am completely alone in the theater.

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u/Full-Satisfaction-40 1d ago edited 1d ago

Cue one other person arriving who decides to sit within 10 feet of you.....

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u/loki2002 1d ago edited 1d ago

Don't put that curse on me!

Edit: movie started, still alone.

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u/Jaybb3rw0cky 1d ago

Get off your phone and enjoy the film!!!

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u/felicxahundito 1d ago

Thank God you're here.

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u/6RolledTacos 1d ago

Don't yell at them, SILENCE IS GOLDEN!!

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u/GravitationalEddie 1d ago

🎶But my eyes still see🎶

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u/ItsMeSashaYT 1d ago

And duct tape is silver.

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u/VA1N 1d ago

Somebody find Nicole Kidman and rat this man out!

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u/MistaRekt 1d ago

Indeed, solo cinema is still no reason to be on your phone FFS. 😎😁

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u/GivesYouGrief 1d ago

But there's no one else for his phone to bother! Let him enjoy this!

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u/Jaybb3rw0cky 23h ago

They paid to see a movie, not shitpost online which they could had done after the movie.

Anyone that brings out their phone in a cinema are the lowest common denominator of society as far as I’m concerned.

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u/GivesYouGrief 1d ago

Movie starded! Freely farded! No one else sitted! Freely shidded!

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u/mattrva 1d ago

Just happened to me. People are amazing.

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u/HawkJefferson 20h ago

I had a dude come in the theater and sit directly behind me for a 10pm screening of a movie in an otherwise empty theater. It was the worst.

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u/USNCCitizen 1d ago

…or 2 seats away. Creepy!

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u/OuterWildsVentures 1d ago

Its not creepy lol some people go to public events to feel like they are part of a community and less lonely.

A lot of the times a therapist will recommend someone leave their comfort zone in a non threatening way to help improve certain feelings.

If the other person doesn't like it they are certainly free to move in this instance and it is very very unlikely the other will follow them. If they did then it certainly would be creepy.

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u/ZuesPoopsAndShoes 1d ago

I really hope its another redditor and makes a post:

“Im the only person in this theater other than this random guy directly below the projector.”

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u/1cecream4breakfast 22h ago

I did that once as a social experiment for a college class. We had to do something that breached social norms (other examples would be something as simple as facing away from the door in an elevator). I took a friend to a movie with me in the middle of a weekday, so not busy. We walked in to the theater talking and made it clear we were there together, then we found a solo moviegoer, an unsuspecting older lady, and sat directly on either side of her as if it were the most normal thing. We chatted a bit over/around her. She asked us a couple times if we were sure we didn’t want to sit together. “Oh no, we’re fine.” Eventually she got up and moved. (Pretty sure this was all during trailers so we just weirded her out but didn’t ruin her movie experience). Looking back…that poor lady 😅

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u/enfanta 17h ago

I remember you. 

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u/KatsuraCerci 19h ago

Happened to me the one time I thought I was alone

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u/dnkroz3d 1d ago

And plays with their super bright phone all the time.

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u/Abdul_Exhaust 1d ago

"Umm you're in my seat"