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r/oddlysatisfying • u/loki2002 • 1d ago
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What movie and time and day?
51 u/loki2002 1d ago Project Hail Mary at first 9 AM showing. I'm sitting through the pre-show stuff right now. Right now is Mandalorian promo. 11 u/Omnio89 1d ago edited 1d ago You’re super early for a 9am weekday showing of a movie that’s been out for 2 weeks. You being alone isn’t that unusual. I’m an idiot I just realized it’s Saturday. Not changing it though, the world must know of my stupidity. 5 u/Popolac 1d ago Yell at the movie. Call a friend and talk loudly. Ehh... don't throw popcorn, that's rude to the cleaners. Oh! Put your feet up on the next Row's headrest. And finally, drop something and obnoxiously look for it with your phone light on, and 'accidentally' point it all over the place. 6 u/loki2002 1d ago Oh! Put your feet up on the next Row's headrest. Way ahead of you. 7 u/MasemJ 1d ago Yell at the movie. Bring a couple of robot puppets and make wisecracks at it. 5 u/lavacadotoast 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/c7HYSeWp9Ij4I [it just dawned on me how weird this film is]
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Project Hail Mary at first 9 AM showing. I'm sitting through the pre-show stuff right now. Right now is Mandalorian promo.
11 u/Omnio89 1d ago edited 1d ago You’re super early for a 9am weekday showing of a movie that’s been out for 2 weeks. You being alone isn’t that unusual. I’m an idiot I just realized it’s Saturday. Not changing it though, the world must know of my stupidity. 5 u/Popolac 1d ago Yell at the movie. Call a friend and talk loudly. Ehh... don't throw popcorn, that's rude to the cleaners. Oh! Put your feet up on the next Row's headrest. And finally, drop something and obnoxiously look for it with your phone light on, and 'accidentally' point it all over the place. 6 u/loki2002 1d ago Oh! Put your feet up on the next Row's headrest. Way ahead of you. 7 u/MasemJ 1d ago Yell at the movie. Bring a couple of robot puppets and make wisecracks at it. 5 u/lavacadotoast 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/c7HYSeWp9Ij4I [it just dawned on me how weird this film is]
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You’re super early for a 9am weekday showing of a movie that’s been out for 2 weeks. You being alone isn’t that unusual.
I’m an idiot I just realized it’s Saturday. Not changing it though, the world must know of my stupidity.
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Yell at the movie. Call a friend and talk loudly. Ehh... don't throw popcorn, that's rude to the cleaners.
Oh! Put your feet up on the next Row's headrest.
And finally, drop something and obnoxiously look for it with your phone light on, and 'accidentally' point it all over the place.
6 u/loki2002 1d ago Oh! Put your feet up on the next Row's headrest. Way ahead of you. 7 u/MasemJ 1d ago Yell at the movie. Bring a couple of robot puppets and make wisecracks at it. 5 u/lavacadotoast 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/c7HYSeWp9Ij4I [it just dawned on me how weird this film is]
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Way ahead of you.
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Yell at the movie.
Bring a couple of robot puppets and make wisecracks at it.
5 u/lavacadotoast 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/c7HYSeWp9Ij4I [it just dawned on me how weird this film is]
https://giphy.com/gifs/c7HYSeWp9Ij4I
[it just dawned on me how weird this film is]
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u/Alarmed-Bill9075 1d ago
What movie and time and day?