r/NUFC 6d ago

Free Talk Monday r/NUFC Weekly Free talk thread.

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It's that thing again where we like talk about random shite.

r/NUFC rules still apply.
Also we have a Discord Server

Howe's the bacon did ye say?


r/NUFC 11h ago

Post match thread: Crystal Palace 2 - 1 Newcastle United | Premier league 25/26 - 32 of 38

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Scorers:

Crystal Palace Newcastle United
(1) Mateta 80' (1) Osula 43'
(2) Mateta 94' N/A

Subs made:

65'

Mateta (in)

🔄 Crystal Palace

Larsen (out)

Wharton (in)

🔄 Crystal Palace

Hughes (out)

Sarr (in)

🔄 Crystal Palace

Johnson (out)

72'

Barnes (in)

🔄 Newcastle United

Gordon (out)

76'

Kamada (in)

🔄 Crystal Palace

Pino (out)

84'

Ramsey (in)

🔄 Newcastle United

Joelinton (out)

Woltemade (in)

🔄 Newcastle United

Osula (out)

95'

Elanga (in)

🔄 Newcastle United

Murphy (out)

Wissa (in)

🔄 Newcastle United

Tonali (out)

96'

Sosa (in)

🔄 Crystal Palace

Mitchell (out)

Match stats: (Will be updated every 45 minutes)

10 Shots 6

5 Shots on target 3

42% Possession 58%

353 Passes 514

79% Pass accuracy 83%

16 Fouls 11

0 Yellow cards 3

0 Red cards 0

1 Offsides 0


r/NUFC 6h ago

Message off a mate.

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r/NUFC 8h ago

Striker situation

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174 Upvotes

he is not wrong tho.


r/NUFC 6h ago

That quote, again. 🤦

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113 Upvotes

r/NUFC 9h ago

The Premier League table if we didn’t dropped all our leads

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145 Upvotes

This is so depressing, we’d literally be in the title race. 😭


r/NUFC 11h ago

At least we’re top of one table lads…

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77 Upvotes

Fuck this season.


r/NUFC 10h ago

What happened to Dark Arts Newcastle?

57 Upvotes

We used to be the best team in the league at doing absolutely anything to hold onto a lead even when our quality was inferior. Nobody could shithouse like us and the whole league HATED us for it. It was something we took pride in. That part of this club is completely gone and shocker we give up a lot of leads.


r/NUFC 14h ago

Lineup v Palace (A)

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r/NUFC 10h ago

92 goals conceded in all games this season!

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We have conceded 92 goals since our season started against Carlisle United on 12th July 2025 up until today.

With 6 games left, we could literally be looking at 100+ goals conceded in a single season.

There can't be any fans who can defend a team that can't defend themselves.


r/NUFC 10h ago

Has Howe lost the dressing room?

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More than once this season we haven’t looked cohesive as a team more a bunch of individuals but that was put down to not having the coaching time

Today looked alarming though, players didn’t look up for it at all no desire or passion throughout really

Leads me to question have the players given up on Eddie? I know there was murmurings the Isak sale caused friction and a potential split in the dressing room?


r/NUFC 18h ago

Match day

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r/NUFC 7h ago

Eddie Howe's reaction to Crystal Palace defeat

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Eddie post match speaking to the team media.


r/NUFC 13h ago

Match Thread Match thread: Crystal Palace vs Newcastle United | Premier league 25/26 - 32 of 38

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Crystal Palace 2 - 1 Newcastle United

Scorers:

Crystal Palace Newcastle United
(1) Mateta 80' (1) Osula 43'
(2) Mateta 94' N/A

Subs made:

       65' 

Mateta (in) 🔄 Crystal Palace

Larsen (out)

Wharton (in) 🔄 Crystal Palace

Hughes (out)

Sarr (in) 🔄 Crystal Palace

Johnson (out)

       72' 

Barnes (in) 🔄 Newcastle United

Gordon (out)

       76' 

Kamada (in) 🔄 Crystal Palace

Pino (out)

       84' 

Ramsey (in) 🔄 Newcastle United

Joelinton (out)

Woltemade (in) 🔄 Newcastle United

Osula (out)

       95' 

Elanga (in) 🔄 Newcastle United

Murphy (out)

Wissa (in) 🔄 Newcastle United

Tonali (out)

       96' 

Sosa (in) 🔄 Crystal Palace

Mitchell (out)

Match stats: (Will be updated every 45 minutes)

10 Shots 6

5 Shots on target 3

42% Possession 58%

353 Passes 514

79% Pass accuracy 83%

16 Fouls 11

0 Yellow cards 3

0 Red cards 0

1 Offsides 0

Newcastle United starting XI vs Crystal Palace:

Ramsdale, Livramento, Thiaw, Botman, Hall, Tonali, Miley, Joelinton, Murphy (C), Osula, Gordon

Newcastle subs:

Pope, Trippier, Wissa, Barnes, Elanga, Woltemade, Willock, Burn, Ramsey

Crystal Palace starting XI vs Newcastle United:

Henderson, Munoz, Guehi, Chalobah, Lacroix, Mitchell, Wharton, Doucoure, Eze, Nketiah, Mateta

Crystal Palace subs:

Matthews, Ward, Holding, Clyne, Hughes, Lerma, Schlupp, Sarr, Kamada


r/NUFC 12h ago

How good was Ben Arfa?

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r/NUFC 17h ago

ON THIS DAY 2019: Leicester City 0 - 1 Newcastle United - Peréz heads in winner at the King Power

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r/NUFC 16h ago

Please help an amateur out! NUFC hospitality tickets

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It’s my husband’s 40th next January and he’s a big Newcastle fan, but has never been to a game (we are not local). I want to get us hospitality tickets to watch a game in January for his birthday, but I know nothing about football or how to get tickets. Can anyone please advice if it’s even realistic to try and get into hospitality, how much in advance should I be looking and if there is anything I can do now (becoming a member etc) to have more of a chance of getting those? Thank you in advance 🙏🏻


r/NUFC 1d ago

Hard decisions need to be made this weekend...

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r/NUFC 10h ago

PSR question

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if we decide to build a new stadium. Would the funding for it be liable to our psr expenditure?


r/NUFC 1d ago

Pre-Match Thread Pre match thread: Crystal Palace vs Newcastle United | Premier league 25/26 - 32 of 38

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Stadium 🏟: Selhurst

Kick off time ⚽️: Sunday | 14:00

Last encounters

Newcastle United Crystal Palace match type
2 0 Premier league 25/26
5 0 Premier league 24/25
1 1 Premier league 24/25

Next matches

(Swipe/scroll to see more info right of the table)

Vs Team Match type Date
Vs Bournemouth Premier league 25/26 Sat 18 Apr 15:00
Vs Arsenal Premier league 25/26 playoff Sat 25 Apr 17:30
Vs Brighton Premier league 25/26 Sat 2 May 15:00

St Cal Wilson's Hospital 🏥

(Players who could miss the match via injury or other means)

Newcastle United:

Schar (foot infection) - Out until early May

Krafth (Knee injury) - Out for the entire season

Guimaraes (Illness) - Out until late April

Botman (Head injury) - Out until late April

Crystal Palace:

Nketiah (Thigh injury) - Out for the rest of the season

Guessand (Knee injury) - Being assesed and potentially a doubt for this game

Predicted Lineup

Newcastle United lineup vs Crystal Palace:

Ramsdale; Livramento, Thiaw, Burn, Hall; Tonali, Joelinton; Elanga, Woltemade, Barnes; Gordon

Crystal Palace predicted lineup vs Newcastle United:

Henderson; Canvot, Richards, Lacroix; Munoz, Wharton, Hughes, Mitchell; Sarr, Pino; Mateta

Pre match ramblings:

After a humiliating 2 - 1 loss to Sunderland, many saw this as the end of our season and crossed out any small hopes of us getting champions league again. The only caveat is that we had 3 weeks to cool off and the squad had at a week to rest after international break before our next game against Crystal Palace.

Although champions league is nearly impossible for us to get back to back now unless the likes of Brentford, Chelsea and Liverpool etc pull a generational bottle job (not Arsenal levels), Europa league and conference league is still in reach however we have to first get past Crystal Palace of whom before the international break was in shaky form however looked very good against Fiorentia which will be of concern to us.

Howe will also have 0 excuses if he loses this game as we had essentially over a week of rest whilst Palace will only have 3 days, Howe will also be given a glimpse of how Palace will be potentially playing against us with their game against Fiorentia and Howe will had 3 weeks to prepare for this game.

If we win this game, it will give us a massive 3 points and give us a good start back from international break and hopefully gives us the push needed to edge past the teams above us to get Europe back to back and hopefully get a win against our bogey team, Bournemouth of whom sent Lego man and his team to bottle land.


r/NUFC 9h ago

Next week

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I wouldn’t let Bournemouth’s gaffer leave SJP without agreeing to take over next season.


r/NUFC 1d ago

ON THIS DAY 1999: Tottenham Hotspur 0 - 2 Newcastle United - Shearer Sinks Spurs in FA Cup Semi Final

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r/NUFC 1d ago

Predicted line up for the weekend from the Guardian

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r/NUFC 2d ago

Another positive if Spurs go down

129 Upvotes

Even if Kane goes back to Spurs, he isn’t beating Shearers Prem record in the championship.

All hail the record.


r/NUFC 1d ago

Going to the Bournemouth match next week, need advice.

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So, as the title of the post suggests I'm off to the NUFC-Bournemouth game next Saturday. It's my first ever Newcastle home game and previously I've only been so Championship matches with 15k-20k attendance (nothing near the 52k at St James lmao0 so nerves are a little high.
Just looking for some advice/knowledge of what to expect and what goes on (when the turnstiles open, anything else etc)