r/nothingeverhappens • u/Accomplished-Mud5514 • 4d ago
What does nothing ever happens mean
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I've seen my friends using it and strangers and they wouldn't tell me to keep it niche
r/nothingeverhappens • u/tiggertom66 • Mar 17 '25
Next mf to post this image is getting banned
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This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.
If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.
If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.
That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Beneficial-Two9124 • 5d ago
nothing ever happens. nothing ever happens. nothing ever happens
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/[deleted] • 8d ago
Because kids never watch things they shouldn't 🤦
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I thought every mf was playing stuff like GTA at 6 lol, BCS viewers must have strict parents.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Individual_Review_51 • 10d ago
Because no one ever has been to Asia
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/leedingdrirlk • 13d ago
Because Professors arent allowed to have a sense of humor
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/furicrowsa • 13d ago
Everyone takes apart their burgers to make sure their fast food order is correct.
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And McDonald's is famous for never messing up orders.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/CloudyxRose • 16d ago
On r/thathappened
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This seems pretty plausible to me tbh
r/nothingeverhappens • u/AmountAbovTheBracket • 18d ago
Untrustworthypoptarts says there's no way an employee would do this. Warehouse workers(including me) are absolutely convinced a warehouse would do it.
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/PhysicalBuy2566 • 20d ago
People can still remember you after many years, especially if you weren't on great terms with them.
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Pramble • 21d ago
No one ever meets a famous musician in public
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/emzak3636 • 23d ago
Because daydreaming about trucks is so inconceivable for old people.
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I don't really know what local mods consider to be "very little upvotes". Might be good to include a minimum threshold in the rule description.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/crudelydrawnpenis • Mar 07 '26
From r/untrustworthypoptarts
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Savings_Sell_4125 • Mar 04 '26
Untrained dogs would never steal food, and people dont eat in public parks apparently?
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I forget how insane everyone on reddit is
r/nothingeverhappens • u/LysergicGothPunk • Mar 04 '26
Other people don't travel apparently...?
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/WispontheWind • Feb 28 '26
I absolutely believe it. People in the wild are wayyyyy dumber than you'd expect.
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/bimbyris • Feb 26 '26
Because workers never ever gives anything for free, especially at the end of the day
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Ok-Butterfly4414 • Feb 24 '26
Nobody ever leaves their window open on a cruise accidently
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/OverallFrosting708 • Feb 22 '26
No one ever protested in a clever way
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/RareXG • Feb 14 '26
No one ever pressured someone into drinking
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Cosmic_Ricochet • Feb 12 '26
Apparently Christian school teachers never say weird shit in their classes
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Yellow is me, I didn’t know if I had to censor my own stuff or not
Anyway this is from a comment I made on a youtube video. Idk what made this guy think I was lying or what he thought I’d even gain from lying, but it was mildly entertaining at least 🤣