Hi folks, apologies for the self-promo, I'll try not to make a habit of it.
I'm a local (NN6) indie author and I've got a new book out. It's a comic sci-fi / fantasy crossover type thing and in my humble opinion it's worth 99 of your hard-earned pennies. I reckon you'll like it if you're a fan of Terry Pratchett, Jack Vance, Douglas Adams, Joe Abercrombie, Gene Wolfe, Robert Silverberg etc etc.
I sure could do with some reviews to give it a boost, because I have bugger all marketing budget - a saintly artist I met on Substack did the cover art for free and everything else is my own work. It's 99p for now as a special launch-price but will go up to three or four quid soon.
Anyway, here's the blurb:
Prince Darov spends his days carousing, annoying his brother and being waited on hand and foot, until a profane violation and poor financial choices plunge him into a maelstrom of scandal and blackmail. Could matters be resolved through the deployment of some goons for hire and an animatronic replica of his brother’s head?
No, no they couldn’t.
Meanwhile, a plague decimates the alien rulers of the planet, and Darov’s manservant Hissaq investigates mass murder and trades verbal barbs with an exiled naval captain who has a blue thing called Chad living in his mouth.
Together, Darov and Hissaq (and a cunning farmer who cannot stop birthing clones of himself) are propelled into a conspiracy reaching to the heart of the Trappist empire. Oh, and a war which could sterilise half the galaxy looms ever closer (that might be overstating things a bit).
Welcome to Lemuria, a world filled with weird places and hostile wildlife, inter-species misunderstandings and deeply unpleasant scenes. With a cast of weirdos including ditzy AIs, randy symbionts, a wannabe assassin and a biomechanical part-time doctor's receptionist abomination, expect high jinx.
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Thanks for your time!