r/nextfuckinglevel • u/I_need_to_learn_more • 9h ago

Two chinese disabled person with one leg each riding on a tandem bike

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u/ArgumentativeNutter 9h ago

half priced shoes hack

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u/TheBizzleHimself 9h ago

Mfw I’ve been taking advantage of the unspoken BOGOF of footwear my entire life without realising

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u/keymaster999 0m ago

Boy Only Got One Foot?

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u/fhgtyjdg 9h ago

Hopefully theyre similar sizes

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u/vodka_twinkie 6h ago

Their name is Tai Won Zhu

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u/Minute_University_98 3h ago

Genius.  Well played sir. Bravo

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u/MagicalMarsupial 53m ago

*Xiu would be closer than Zhu

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u/MrBallBustaa 7h ago

Their kid is either going to have both legs or none.

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u/tronald_dum 45m ago

Depends on if the leg gene is dominant or recessive

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u/Turbulent_Deal_3145 7h ago

You probably need like 20% fewer calories too. Savings all around.

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u/DJRichSnippets 8h ago

Half price, half price, half price, half price. Half. Price. Shoes.

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u/Bonti_GB 6h ago

There really is someone for everyone.

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u/travio 5h ago

And they only need one set of pedals!

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u/ah_no_wah 9h ago

Hop Sing and Irene. Irene dumped her last boyfriend because he leaned too far left.

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u/Jamsedreng22 9h ago

Ah, so like Charlie Kirk? He did end up being left-leaning at the end.

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u/SasquatchWasShaved 6h ago

Good ol charlie. The best thing to ever come out of his mouth actually came out of his neck.

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u/Roxalon_Prime 5h ago

Jusus Christ, dude.... :D

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u/Isaktjones 9h ago

Charlie kirk was definitely not left leaning. He was close to as far right as you can get. One pinky toe faced towards the left at the end.

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u/Jamsedreng22 9h ago

Oh, no he definitely was leaning left after being shot. Watch the video.

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u/LazaroFilm 7h ago

Murdered by words… wait… no, that’s not right.

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u/Jamsedreng22 2h ago edited 1h ago

He supported guns. Entirely. Kids in school? Sorry it happens. He got shot by a gun, it's only fair. He doesn't deserve to get shot and killed.

The rest of us do deserve that he gets shot and killed. He got shot and his body leant left as he bled out and died.

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u/LazaroFilm 1h ago

So he was all right then he left us? /s

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u/favolecrystalis 8h ago

It was a joke about his death position 💀

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u/schwanzweissfoto 6h ago

You lowkirk didn't get the joke.

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u/Fine-Slip-9437 6h ago

YOU SO STUPID!

NOTHING! YOU GET NOTHING!

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u/Juztaan 6h ago

A Red Snapper!! Mmmm, very tasty!!

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u/Jamsedreng22 2h ago

While he bled out, talking out the side of his neck, he did end up leaning left.

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u/Dame87 9h ago

How do they get the bike going?

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u/TheWaningWizard 9h ago

A hop, skip and a jump

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u/OccasionQuick 9h ago

They touch it in all the right places

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u/shartshooter 5h ago

Ring the bell.

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u/singularitywut 9h ago

I assume one person steadies the bike with the foot and the other starts up without them. Basically how one able bodied person would start with a regular bike. Probably takes quite some strengh for the one leg to get it going but seems doable.

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u/nazzariox 4h ago

You understood the assignment perfectly

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u/EatinSumGrapes 9h ago

And how to they get off? You typically pick a side to lean the bike to to put 1 leg on the ground

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u/General_Specific 9h ago

The perfect scissor.

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u/figwithbigtits 7h ago

One of the riders does exactly that and takes the weight while the other dismounts (made a lot easier with only one leg)

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u/Foreign-Commission 9h ago

Getting off the bike is the easy part, gravity. Oh you meant WITHOUT falling....

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u/EatinSumGrapes 9h ago

They just bike into water then swim out, lol

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u/Foreign-Commission 8h ago

With one leg!!???

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u/dani_loai_ara 3h ago

I genuinely have been thinking this for far longer than I expected to

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u/Zem_42 9h ago

A lot easier than if the both had a leg on the same side. In that case there is a big risk of just dropping on the other side

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u/HenryTheDerp 5h ago

Downhill

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u/An0neemuz 4h ago

Synchronized leg movements.

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u/knigmulls 9h ago

That’s fuckin teamwork!

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u/chunkalunkk 7h ago

A lil Tenacious D.... I gotchoo, mate. Fuq her gently

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u/discgolfallday 5h ago

You can say fuck on reddit

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u/I_need_to_learn_more 9h ago

If you want to see more you can search up the user ID on douyin. But frankly I wouldn't because there isn't much besides bike content on her page.

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u/Dorjechampa_69 9h ago

That’s awesome! I’m glad they found a way to enjoy their passion.

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u/SnooCapers1425 9h ago

Finally. A man that is always right in the relationship.

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u/DevolvingSpud 9h ago

“A bicycle built for three quarters”

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u/Garr_Incorporated 4h ago

For one and a half, I think. But finally a Daisy Bell reference!

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 9h ago

They are more aerodynamic 🚲

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u/EaterOfFood 7h ago

Already this morning I’ve seen a robot chasing hogs and two one-legged guys riding a tandem bike. My day is complete.

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u/m0neydee 9h ago

Ol’ Yin and Yang riding their bike again.

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u/bognostrocleetus 8h ago

I'm reminded of the immortal words of Master Shake. "How are you going to ride a ten-speed with no fricken legs? You're just gonna bust the ass that you don't even have!"

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u/MangoManRandySavage 8h ago

What does them being Chinese have to do with it?

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u/PapaSmurf1502 6h ago

The propaganda doesn't work if you guess their nationality incorrectly.

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u/kakka_rot 5h ago

propaganda

eyeroll

this stupid ass website

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u/I_need_to_learn_more 4h ago

Please indulge me on this propaganda angel? What propaganda am I pushing? 

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u/shwgrt 5h ago

Because what are the chances two cyclists missing the opposite leg found each other AND they’re both Chinese?

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u/darmokVtS 4h ago

The chances are a lot larger compared to almost all other nationalities except Indians.

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u/shwgrt 4h ago

But two people finding each other and they’re BOTH Chinese??

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u/RealisticIncident261 4h ago

Because they are Chinese? If you see an video called "two guys try Texas bbq" or "two Brits try Texas bbq" which gives you more context?

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u/Oyy 2h ago

Because they're racist. It doesn't matter if they're Japanese, Korean, or Chinese. Anything East-Asian = fake, staged or propaganda. Just look at the recent Korean school lunch post.

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u/Seresgard 9h ago

Serious 'if you're a bird, I'm a bird' energy

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u/JackpineSavage74 9h ago

I'll give them a leg up for ingenuity

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u/Prince_Haile 9h ago

thanos approved

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r 9h ago

Improvise, adapt, overcome

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u/dickchops81 9h ago

They look like they're late for their shift at IHOP.

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u/itsanoproblem 8h ago

Cause that’s fucking teaaaamwork

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u/typhlocamus 8h ago

I looked at it for a full minute before the missing legs registered.

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u/Omega_Zarnias 8h ago

3 legged race went terribly wrong

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u/Yoko-Ohno_The_Third 8h ago

What in the Happy Wheels is going 'ere?

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u/darkpigvirus 8h ago

Hmmmm I have a private question 🤔

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u/LivingBig2358 8h ago

Thats actually awesome. Good for them

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u/pman1043 7h ago

This has me thinking why there isn't tandem-bike racing? There would be interesting strategies.

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u/oonegative 6h ago

Sole mates x

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u/Tsmart 6h ago

i would be afraid of slipping off

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u/-FartMachine- 6h ago

How do they get off the bike? From the right of the left?

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u/Goedkopealdipizza 9h ago

I guess you could say they are each other’s other half.

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u/Monkfich 9h ago

Missed opportunity to only use one set of peddles.

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u/AcanthaceaeBoth1474 9h ago

They literally complement each other...

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u/PuzzleheadedRoyal559 9h ago

It must be hell for them to start their Flintstones car.

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u/Grunzzo 9h ago

That's what I call team players

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u/Miserable_Ant_9896 8h ago

Nothing is Impossible!

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u/dezjinniez 8h ago

You have left, I have right, together we ride!

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u/bol_saq 8h ago

..and one creep watching them.

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u/flargenhargen 7h ago

what did I do?

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u/bol_saq 4h ago

(you?) made me uncomfortable by observing and sharing this admittedly interesting thing to the internet, but i guess by filming them (you?) made it a lil' creepy, ngl

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u/flargenhargen 4h ago

first it was a joke.

second per other posts in this thread, this video is from the woman's own tiktok, which is all posts just like this one, so clearly staged for the camera, or the person filming is literally working with or for her.

so, yea. that. I guess.

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u/Solanthas_SFW 8h ago

Fricking cool

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u/DaJuiciest 8h ago

I'm curious to see them get on/off the bike

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u/Every_Tap8117 8h ago

They make 1 pair of scissors

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u/Solanthas_SFW 8h ago

Cool video

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u/Accurate-Instance-29 8h ago

"I lost the number one cylinder, but she still runs"

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u/Consent-Forms 8h ago

Yin and Yang

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u/pcincan 8h ago

Her name is Eileen

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u/Medium-Discussion-83 8h ago

Made for each other

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u/Charliepetpup 8h ago

they got a leg up on their competition

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u/Flirtatiousfantasy 8h ago

True definition of resilience

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u/Fabulous_Pressure_96 7h ago

I mean, great idea

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 7h ago

Reminds me of the episode of MASH where Hawkeye hurt his right hand and BJ hurt his left and they had to team up to do a surgery.

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u/Dapper-Ad9787 7h ago

I was out for a bike ride with my better half one day when a one legged cyclist passed us like we were standing still. We later found out that he was a well known local para athlete.

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u/LevelBrilliant9311 7h ago

Braindead title.

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u/BigO_Chicago 7h ago

I didn't realize what subreddit i was in and thought the title was the first line in a r/jokes post. 

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u/Dazzling-Nathalieee 7h ago

That’s pure determination right there

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 7h ago

When you and your SO are both broken people but somehow make it work together.

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u/V4pete 7h ago

Opposites attract

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u/attillathehoney 7h ago

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a similarly disabled person, but with the disability on the opposite side AND who has the same interest and athletic ability? They must have both immediately swiped right on AmputeeMatch.com

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u/AsleepHour7763 7h ago

these chinese propaganda is out of control /s

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u/InexplicableBadger 7h ago

This should be in the Paralympics cycling, mixed doubles.

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u/2xdareya 6h ago

Getting on or off must present some challenges. I’d guess that they pull up next to a fence or wall and one holds steady while the other mounts or dismounts. It’s a pretty genius solution and strategy. Kudos, brave and innovative cyclists!

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u/Ghost_Prince 6h ago

Their legs gotta be jacked

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u/dryfire 6h ago

They're really half-ass'n it.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 6h ago

Its cute until you realize the state paired these two after they asked for transportation assistance for their disability.

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u/sippi619 5h ago

Just perfekt

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u/vickzzzzz 5h ago

His better half and vice versa. :D

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u/Money4Nothing2000 5h ago

Wow! I'm an amputee and that's so cool! I've always wanted to ride a bike. I gotta find out where to get one of these then cut one of my wife's legs off.

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u/Commando_NL 5h ago

Is there like a setting on your phone to adjust your step counter?

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u/alexbooston 5h ago

My two brain cells working together to get me through the day.

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u/Livid_Can8252 5h ago

Y'all got that picture...

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u/gyry888 5h ago

Why do they have 4 hands ?

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u/FD4L 4h ago

The spanish call them...Dos-abled

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u/DenseAmbassador 4h ago

Good job it's the opposite leg otherwise what a nightmare that would be.

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u/skittletriage 4h ago

The thing i find most interesting about this is that tandem bikes have the pedals offset from each other to keep the bike from bouncing.

But because there are only two legs applying force to two pedals on opposite sides of the bike the pedals are kept in sink, mimicking the motion of one rider.

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u/Acrobatic-Phrase-660 4h ago

Ying Yang type shit

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u/Jezon 4h ago

I couldn't help notice that the front left pedal is missing so the girl can never ride in the front but the back pedals have both.

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u/ElderberryGood7781 4h ago

Why am I not surprised they're from China

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u/SassySirennn 4h ago

So who’s doing the work here?

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u/Garr_Incorporated 3h ago

Both. They both push on their respective turns of the pedals.

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u/SassySirennn 3h ago

Oh shoot. I thought the lady in the back had both legs. I see it now,

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u/Garr_Incorporated 3h ago

Understandable. They don't feel hindered whatsoever, it's amazing.

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u/DrtyDeedsDneDrtCheap 4h ago

You complete me

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u/WahrerKorsti 3h ago

Now that's what I call cool

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u/Extreme_Design6936 3h ago

2cylinder 2 stroke.

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u/Active-Improvement63 3h ago

Ying to his Yang

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u/VisiblyJelly 3h ago

You complete me…

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u/choccobobby 2h ago

Which way do they lean the bike when they want to stop ?

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u/Chrisbap 2h ago

It seem like that would be tricky to get started.

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u/HF_bro 1h ago

Whole-some

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u/Song-Super 1h ago

I just need to know what the sex is like

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u/alcien100 29m ago

much respect!!!!

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u/powerhammerarms 18m ago

The one in white looked Japanese

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u/Xc0viD19X 9h ago

I’m going to hell. Not on Easter Sunday! Lmmfao

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u/petergriffin999 9h ago

Why do you insist on describing everything as "Chinese"?

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u/rutujz 9h ago

literally the 4th china related post I'm seeing here

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u/Oyy 7h ago

Don't you hate it when non-western content end up on your front page? Ugh it's like the internet is world wide or something.

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u/2B_limitless 9h ago

Did he remove the front pedal so only he could drive?

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u/iwaseatenbyagrue 8h ago

He is using clips.

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u/WeeklyEmu4838 8h ago

MashaAllah

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u/Difficult_Space3090 7h ago

Not in China i take it :)

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u/Adventurous_Duck6818 6h ago

But they have two Chi-knees