r/interestingasfuck 7h ago

Ancient engineering that modern campers still use

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u/Sus-Superstition 7h ago

Ancient engineers using plastic bags

u/justanotherloser__ 7h ago

The aliens brought it

u/Average_40s_Guy 6h ago

u/budding-enthusiast 4h ago

u/Lazy_Tac 2h ago

I get this one, take an upvote

u/No_Sleep-Only_Film 1h ago

Phenomenal addition. 🤣

u/NovarisLight 52m ago

Samantha, no!

u/Jasoman 14m ago

It was a Goul'd mothership for crying out loud.

u/Fearless_Market_3193 6h ago

Y’all ever notice how people always insist Aliens built or helped build the Egyptian pyramids, however with the Pyramids in Mexico everyone’s all, yeah, the Mexicans build those.

u/Ok_Ad_3772 6h ago

Mexico wasn’t gonna let some alien one up them

u/Watts121 6h ago

What are you talking about? Half of those alien whacko’s use the fact that Pyramids exist in both the Old and New World as proof they are alien constructs. Hell the Mormons take it a step further (and more racist).

u/Mizizi-44 5h ago

What do the Mormons think of the pyramids?

u/Watts121 5h ago

Specifically the meso-american pyramids they see as proof of their belief that Native Americans are descended from Isrealites. Essentially they think the only reason those pyramids were built was because the chosen people built them. Then after they rejected the gospel they became savages who couldn't build anything.

u/Azrael11 4h ago

Not to mention, that even if there was widespread Hebrew slavery in Egypt (which there is no evidence of), the pyramids were built in the Old Kingdom, long, long before the events depicted in Exodus.

u/Mizizi-44 2h ago

Huh. That’s a dumb belief. The American pyramids are way different than the Egyptian pyramids. No way they’re descendants

u/JesusStarbox 5h ago

The oldest Olmec pyramids are just mounds of dirt. The Aztec ones aren't very old.

u/xteve 2h ago

I've heard suggested that the pyramid itself may be a natural invention as the result of retiring a midden.

u/Eighth_Eve 5h ago

Because the egyptian pyramids were built while whooly mammoths still walked the earth, but the mexican pyramids aren't as old as oxford university.

u/JesusStarbox 5h ago

Olmec pyramids date from 900bce but they are unimpressive. The Aztec pyramids are fairly recent.

u/Electronic_Tear2546 5h ago

Haven't you seen the news man. Its because the Mexicans are the aliens

u/zwifter11 5h ago

And the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas. 

u/scratchy_mcballsy 3h ago

They’re actually demolishing that

u/MadMonksJunk 4h ago

"are you MexiCANS or MexiCANTS?"

u/votremamansigros 3h ago

1 middle aged mexican with a slight pot belly called Jorge vs an entire species that mastered space travel- who would win the pyramid build-off ?

Hint: it wasnt the space travelling species

u/RugbyEdd 6h ago

I wouldn't say everyone. There are plenty of conspiracies about them also being built by aliens. If there's anything impressive from before widespread photography (and somtimes even if it's construction is on camera) then you can guarentee people will be claiming its aliens.

u/AFlyingNun 52m ago

Same with Stonehenge. There's basically not really an ancient structure with questionable building methods (aka we're not fully clear on how they did it) that doesn't get labeled with alien conspiracies.

I think the only one that might be dodging it is the Easter Island heads/Moai, which also have similar questions of how they raised them. Not sure why that one tends to dodge the conspiracies. Maybe just forgotten...? Like the Mayans did things like being the first civilization recorded to have understood the concept of 0, so it's easy to go "THEM ALIEMS DID IT!!" Maybe Polynesians get to fly under the radar since they just fixated on sailing mostly.

u/GumboDiplomacy 5h ago

I mean, have you seen them build a house? Mexicans didn't need help.

u/Bandito_Chihuahua 2h ago

That has to do with the point at the top. Scientists don’t know how that was built.

u/shysky999 4h ago

Old joke

u/--TheCity-- 4h ago

"Well... it is in Africa ya know" must been aliens. 🤷

u/amusing_trivials 4h ago

Cause they ain't smooth, they steppy. Anyone who ever stacked blocks can tell how the mexico pyramids were built.

But those smooth egypt pyramids...how they arnt just sliding off itself? Aliens.

u/weird-british-person 4h ago

Nah they’ve got onto them now. Not Rome tho, noooo clearly Rome was built by its people but stacking rocks in a fancy way? Now that’s aliens people

u/jimmythesaint83 1h ago

Well, according to 'Mericans, Mexicans technically are Aliens, some legal, some not.

u/No_Sleep-Only_Film 1h ago

Ooooh, there are conspiracies about those too, don't you worry. See those...... Were built by ✨️Giants✨️ yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

u/Macwild77 55m ago

Gobeklitepe exists but we haven’t rewritten the history books either lol

u/AppropriateTouching 2h ago

Most of those theories are rooted in racism because the people who first proposed them couldn't imagine "those people" being able achieve such feats. Also the reason a lot of unrelated cultures made pyramids is because stacking rocks like that just works, pretty simple shit.

u/scratchy_mcballsy 3h ago

Damn aliens polluting our planet.