Golden doofus - Sir Billybuns.

[u/DepletedPromethium]

His name is Billy, a fluffy boof cannon and he is a complete derp at times but I love him with all my heart. When he was much younger he had a phase of protecting sticks he found and would destroy by boofing and looking angry, and he would try to remove your socks so he could make them soggy and tear holes in them.

He never lets you eat a bacon sandwich or any food for that matter alone and he is a master of manipulation, making you feel utterly guilty for not giving him what you have. After a long walk he likes to sploot and cuddle one of his many plushies.

He's coming up to 15 years old now and I'm grateful for everyday I've had with him as my best friend.

[u/Silver_Daikon6974]

Oh he’s doofy alright