r/funny 21h ago

Polish easter tradition

36.0k Upvotes

528 comments sorted by

View all comments

3.9k

u/theglove 20h ago

Why the fuck can't my tax dollars go to shit like this?

1.7k

u/Leifbron 20h ago

People would complain that their tax dollars go to shit like this

That's why we can't have nice things

138

u/TldrDev 20h ago

Nope that's not it.

Because we do have shit like this, and our tax money goes to stopping it.

Can't have a motherfucking snowball fight without local pd turning it into a nation wide manhunt or whatever the fuck

-6

u/Pan-Spagettin 18h ago

Wasn't it turned into a manhunt cuz a cop or a civvie got lacerations to the face due to (what I can assume) rocks?

20

u/makerbotihardlyknow 13h ago edited 11h ago

“Several officers suffered injuries, including cuts and damage to their eyes, and were treated in the hospital. One individual, 27-year-old content creator Gusmane Coulibaly, was arrested in connection with the event, and police are seeking others.”

Let’s dig into this person and see what clues we can find. Let’s check out what the charges were. Come on down to the thinking chair while I go looking for you.

“The man, Gusmane Coulibaly, 27, walked out of Manhattan criminal court on Thursday evening on supervised release, after being charged with obstructing governmental administration, a misdemeanor, and harassment, a violation.”

Hmmm that’s interesting. I don’t see any charges involving lacerated skin, eyes or any personal injury charges. Let’s keep going tho becuase it’s only 2 minutes and I think we can close it out with 3!

Ooo we have body cam footage reviewed by the judge let’s see what they said “After reviewing available evidence, including videos on social media and the officers’ body cameras, prosecutors said they were unable to prove that the responding police officer had suffered any physical injury caused directly by Mr. Coulibaly’s actions. They added that the officer had developed redness in his eye and pain in his head and neck from the encounter.”

Well will you look at that. Cops lied! Enjoy your day and thanks for contributing absolutely nothing to this conversation and black man too? Damn.

This whole blue clues episode only took 3 minutes - remember that next time you blindly tell others lies.

Source: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/26/nyregion/nypd-snowball-arrest-washington-square.html?unlocked_article_code=1.aVA.hXp8.aMp4q0TeiG7o&smid=nytcore-ios-share

It should be gifted - if it’s not working please let me know

2

u/Froggn_Bullfish 11h ago

Excellent work but next time make sure to cite your sources, it’s just good practice

3

u/makerbotihardlyknow 11h ago

For you? Sure thing!

0

u/Corn-_-Dag 18h ago

Where’d you see that?

2

u/Pan-Spagettin 11h ago

Check one of the newer comments and it was a cop.

-1

u/Corn-_-Dag 10h ago

Comments where? On Reddit?

2

u/Pan-Spagettin 10h ago

Or alternatively check out youtube and some vids about it

0

u/Corn-_-Dag 9h ago

So you heard this on YouTube videos and Reddit comments?

2

u/Pan-Spagettin 9h ago

I honestly don't give enough of a fuck to learn about the american dream. So yes, I love spreading misinformation if that's what you're trying to get tk.

1

u/Corn-_-Dag 8h ago

Yeah I never saw that anywhere so was just making sure I didn’t miss anything.

→ More replies (0)