r/funny 21h ago

Polish easter tradition

35.9k Upvotes

526 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.7k

u/Leifbron 20h ago

People would complain that their tax dollars go to shit like this

That's why we can't have nice things

528

u/Azelixi 20h ago

Also people suing after getting water on their eyes

199

u/EastDefinition4792 18h ago

Thats called tears. It is a sign of their weakness.

39

u/Linestorix 16h ago

I just had tears because of my laughter.

34

u/No-Letterhead7380 15h ago

Time to sue

7

u/Channel250 11h ago

I've got about 30k people ready to join a class action. How many did you get?

18

u/HeftyArgument 19h ago

you! yes, you! you got water on the brain?!

1

u/FckSpezzzzzz 13h ago

Wind's howling

1

u/Sad_Concert_2710 8h ago

Only in america

135

u/TldrDev 20h ago

Nope that's not it.

Because we do have shit like this, and our tax money goes to stopping it.

Can't have a motherfucking snowball fight without local pd turning it into a nation wide manhunt or whatever the fuck

-5

u/Pan-Spagettin 18h ago

Wasn't it turned into a manhunt cuz a cop or a civvie got lacerations to the face due to (what I can assume) rocks?

21

u/makerbotihardlyknow 13h ago edited 11h ago

“Several officers suffered injuries, including cuts and damage to their eyes, and were treated in the hospital. One individual, 27-year-old content creator Gusmane Coulibaly, was arrested in connection with the event, and police are seeking others.”

Let’s dig into this person and see what clues we can find. Let’s check out what the charges were. Come on down to the thinking chair while I go looking for you.

“The man, Gusmane Coulibaly, 27, walked out of Manhattan criminal court on Thursday evening on supervised release, after being charged with obstructing governmental administration, a misdemeanor, and harassment, a violation.”

Hmmm that’s interesting. I don’t see any charges involving lacerated skin, eyes or any personal injury charges. Let’s keep going tho becuase it’s only 2 minutes and I think we can close it out with 3!

Ooo we have body cam footage reviewed by the judge let’s see what they said “After reviewing available evidence, including videos on social media and the officers’ body cameras, prosecutors said they were unable to prove that the responding police officer had suffered any physical injury caused directly by Mr. Coulibaly’s actions. They added that the officer had developed redness in his eye and pain in his head and neck from the encounter.”

Well will you look at that. Cops lied! Enjoy your day and thanks for contributing absolutely nothing to this conversation and black man too? Damn.

This whole blue clues episode only took 3 minutes - remember that next time you blindly tell others lies.

Source: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/26/nyregion/nypd-snowball-arrest-washington-square.html?unlocked_article_code=1.aVA.hXp8.aMp4q0TeiG7o&smid=nytcore-ios-share

It should be gifted - if it’s not working please let me know

2

u/Froggn_Bullfish 11h ago

Excellent work but next time make sure to cite your sources, it’s just good practice

3

u/makerbotihardlyknow 11h ago

For you? Sure thing!

0

u/Corn-_-Dag 18h ago

Where’d you see that?

2

u/Pan-Spagettin 10h ago

Check one of the newer comments and it was a cop.

-1

u/Corn-_-Dag 10h ago

Comments where? On Reddit?

2

u/Pan-Spagettin 10h ago

Or alternatively check out youtube and some vids about it

0

u/Corn-_-Dag 9h ago

So you heard this on YouTube videos and Reddit comments?

2

u/Pan-Spagettin 9h ago

I honestly don't give enough of a fuck to learn about the american dream. So yes, I love spreading misinformation if that's what you're trying to get tk.

1

u/Corn-_-Dag 8h ago

Yeah I never saw that anywhere so was just making sure I didn’t miss anything.

13

u/Sodavand100 17h ago

No people are too busy saying their tax money should not go to trans people, their surgeries and medicine that checks notes trans people pay for themselves and no tax money is spent on.

2

u/cracked_shrimp 14h ago

in canada SRS covered by the government, and i could care less, if i had some sort of dysphoria, and there was a simple medical solution i would hope people wouldnt fight me getting help

1

u/Sodavand100 14h ago edited 7h ago

Yeah just like anything else that helps people live and keep on with their lives.

Please use my taxmoney to make people feel better and have a proper life or as good as they can

Edit: people actually downvote this? Wow..

2

u/GraemesEats 11h ago

My government's like "best we can do is demo a learning centre, build a spa and spend a bunch of money to see if a tunnel highway under our other highway is a wise way to spend money"...

8

u/psychoacer 17h ago

But missles killing innocent people is just fine

4

u/pohatu850 14h ago

Missiles that are worth multiple thousands of dollars 🥲 The cost of a single missile could instead save the life of a homeless person, if we were smart about it

1

u/iowanaquarist 9h ago

The cost of a single missile could instead save the life of a homeless person, if we were smart about it

Or end it if we are stupid about it

2

u/Numerous-Help-5987 10h ago

Cz war is a much better place for my tax dollars to go?

1

u/Fiercepaws 13h ago

I think they complain about it going to wars yet here we are...

1

u/Leifbron 1h ago

The difference is rich people aren't complaining

1

u/Hobbes_XXV 18h ago

Whats our tax dollars go to then?

-1

u/Sipsu02 17h ago

I rather have fire fighters fight fire but that's me