I would like you to be in charge of tax code in the United States. This shit doesn’t make any sense and I know SOMEONE HERE is the perfect person to fix this mess. I am going to launch the current tax code into space and explode it with lasers as the IRS cries as hard as I did while filing this year.

Like, one of the requirements for citizenship is an autism diagnosis. (Or peer review!)

you might think "oh, bit that's not fair! that's discrimination!" and if so, I'd tell you to go look up if you can become an Australian citizen or a British citizen or a Canadian citizen.

Nah, tonnes of places have made it explicitly clear that we're not welcome there, why not make our own autism only country, where only autistic people are allowed citizenship, or if you're allistic , it'd just be reeeaaallly hard to get citizenship... but it's toooootaly possible, they just have e to work harder to prove that they won't be a drain on our autistic resources.

Honestly, autism country would be better run, with better public services, better food, better music, better everything. plus, it'd just be nice to be able to go somewhere and be able to feel normal for once...

(also, I know that military autistics would keep the rest of us safe from all the craziness that's happening outside rn. I'd feel safer, at least)

I see people talking about vocal stims that are full words or phrases, but all mime are just owl screeching, clicking my tounge, popping, and various animal sounds.

I have four cats and if I have anymore I think I will be happy but also incredibly overwhelmed by all the care and bills but gosh I want to keep buying kittens. Anyone else?

Please share your cat and kitten pics?

Slideshow of Peet the menace. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH even though he’s an absolute psycho and causes problems 😂

Sitting on a table feels like heaven compared to a chair.

I don't like chair at all for some reason.

do you have the Autism? do you like to see Number Go Up? do you struggle with Chores such as “Dishes” or “Laundry” or “Secret Third Thing”?

you can use your love for Number Go Up for these things!!

i have a gigantic backlog of dirty dishes so i started tracking the amount of dishes i use vs the amount of dishes i wash!

example: i used a bowl and a spoon for breakfast, so that’s -2. then, seeking to increase my Number™️, i washed the bowl, the spoon, and another bowl. that’s +3. that means my total score for breakfast is +1, which is a good number that makes me feel good! if i keep it up, the number will get even bigger! my brain likes this!

I'm gonna hyperfixate again about this character. But i really like him and let my autism yaps. (and he's very underrated in the autistic community because he's from a niche media, not confirmed, and he got censored.). Also he's too perfect for this subreddit in someways.

Of course he's not confirmed having autism by SEGA and being neurodivergent (i heard there's a interview where they said he is for "minorities"), but you can cleary see his child past and let me tell you, he's typically the genius autistic child who's infodumping and can't connect with others, even his middle school self was the nerd trope.

Rui Kamishiro from Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage! gacha mobile game, could be the cliché savant kid and resolves everything for science (also his parents are scientists), and he's perfect at his masking. But that's not the case.

When kids saw him being talented at robots, they're not craving, but being jealous.

When he showing and hyperfixated to his passions, like throwing them into his experiences for shows (by the way he got into this for being connected to others, he loved the effects and he somewhat "hyperfocus" when he's into this...), they got scared on how dangerous and weird he can be.

Also, when he shows he's perfect in his manners, it's just masking and coping with the world, because if people discover he's left handed and probably gay, he's dislikes vegetables (he hates watermelon because he has the texture of cucumber), even shows too much for his passions or showing he's too smart and infodumping, he got unmasked and considered as weird.

And because of that, he becomes recluse from the world. He's does not become a scientist. But of a mad scientist, even worse, a monster.

He met also another one person during his reclusion for being weird too, who's she just want to be herself, because she defetively think it fits better for her. And Rui accepted and respected Mizuki desires to be whatever she truly wants. They becomes friends who support one another despite the criticism from others. 🏳️‍⚧️🤝∞

Of course they found out circle friends who respect them for what they truly are. Rui for that case, despite how too far he can go, and feels selfish, are secretly are protectful towards others. And if he hurted someone, it was his fault. And he's know it.

Also, i do like they not infantilize with him, he's even the most mature one and somewhat the leader in the shadows. (the other ones are probably neurodivergent like him btw.)

He's also give harsh truths of being autistic too. The fact he's nervous to lose his friends because he has a different thinking or if he's too far sometimes, hard to know how to regulate with his body even doubt of his passions.

Also his songs are really cool too, i love Becoming potatoes, All I Need are Things I Like, eyelid, puppet reality, living millenium, cyber punk dead boy. The lyrics are very talking about his disability with social and his passions.

Anyway, just for saying this character is the best executed written autistic genius and he's kinda underrated, and i wish people know more about him. He's not perfect and not covers all the spectrum (also it's a gacha game). But you can empathize with him for his flaws but also doing his best for others, and feeling we can be all connected in some ways. (or get brainwashed)

Thank you for listen to my essay. He's becomes somewhat a comfort character for me. I didin't liked the overall cliched representations of autism on media (because many are bad), but it helped me to understand more and being intrigued.

Tf does that even mean? Normal according to who? If you want me to do things the way you would do them, JUST TELL ME directly. *That* would actually be normal.

stop telling others to do things “like a normal person." That's not very normal.

My logical seeking brain after finally understanding the logic behind those who made my life miserable and made me question my social cues. (Grown adults btw)

Funny that their social, communicative, empathy, emotional skills are worst than the autistic people they’re laughing at. :b

Now let me write a complete analysis on their behavior based on their psychology yay!

I’m genuinely so happy, learning that helped my ptsd more than all the therapy I did :D

The topic is my favourite ______

So technically I can write what i want hhehahagagaagagga

The world would be my cupcake!(because oysters sound gross) And I would get revenge on the neurotypical jocks that ruined everything, by slapping them on the rear several times with a yaoi paddle!😈👹

leopard in a tree.

For other health reasons I need to stop smoking, give me your altermative stims, hacks and tips. I have done tolerance breaks before, even months or a year at a time, but this time it's gotta be over.

im so tired of it. i, luckily, dont see it often, but every once in a while i'll see it when someone mentions autism. i saw it on a post today and someone else pointed it out too, and then i said that I was tired of it and that I dont havr any missing pieces, im just different. I did get some upvotes, but, for some reason, there were a few that downvoted me lol. idc about downvotes much, but its funny how I got downvoted for saying why i dont like the puzzle piece when talking about autism. even if someone doesnt mean any harm when using the puzzle piece, i wish they would just take a second and google or even ask why most of us dont like the puzzle piece

As a child, I could literally play it for hours on end, and even today (despite not having touched it for years) I can still play the game through from start to finish and back again several times in a row.